Tuc Biscuit

[IhateOsama]

Those can't be natural can they? Your giving angela jolie a run for her money! Come on bor tell me how much silicon, collagen, and botox or whatever? I want them smackers.

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[Moderate_THIS]

When tuc gets chapped lips, I can imagine that shit oozes collagen and botox

 

[IhateOsama]

When tuc gets chapped lips, I can imagine that shit oozes collagen and botox

A new Lubercation method?

 

[SoKlueles]

he he......leave him alone bout those smackers

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

When tuc gets chapped lips, I can imagine that shit oozes collagen and botox

you rock

 

[IhateOsama]

he he......leave him alone bout those smackers

I admit it I'm jelous. They are like two ass buns.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

lol, tuc's lips (the ones on his face atleast) have generated much controversy

 

[jerkbox]

Tuc = the white Eddie Murphy

 

[SoKlueles]

lol u guys are silly

 

[IhateOsama]

Tuc = the white Eddie Murphy

Seriously, Tuc ever considered being a lip model?

 

[IhateOsama]

lol u guys are silly

And you got large boobies!

 

[tuc biscuit]

you like em huh?


I bet you would like to kiss them, admit it........it has crossed your mind : )

many women would kill for those lips and to have the man attatched to them

 

[SoKlueles]

And you got large boobies!

ok which are larger? my boobies or tucs lips?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Seriously, Tuc ever considered being a lip model?

Considering he's English, I doubt they could edit enough of the teeth shots out of the ads

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you like em huh?


I bet you would like to kiss them, admit it........it has crossed your mind : )

many women would kill for those lips and to have the man attatched to them

i had a gf with really nice lips, she had a roast beef sloppy... you know...


i bet yours are twice as floppy.


whore.,

 

[SoKlueles]

he could black them all out with eye liner and just put in chicklets?

 

[IhateOsama]

you like em huh?


I bet you would like to kiss them, admit it........it has crossed your mind : )

many women would kill for those lips and to have the man attatched to them

Kiss them hell no! Get shit faced drunk at a pub toga party and experiment with the insercetion of my penis for research purposes, why the hell not that's not gay.

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[IhateOsama]

ok which are larger? my boobies or tucs lips?

That's a hard one, don't get me wrong you got some super mellons (nice, round, lucsious nipples, areola from god) but tuc's lips are HUUUUUUUUGEEEE soft and on a English white boy! Again if I did not see a nose there I would swear they were some hard ass cheeks after a good round of cardio.

 

[SoKlueles]

Your right, tucs lips have me beat by a mile.....sigh

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Your right, tucs lips have me beat by a mile.....sigh

Which lips?

 

[SoKlueles]

well i only see one set...and they are right below his nose.....so im assuming those.....

 

[IhateOsama]

Which lips?

Let's not go down that trail shall we... on second thought let's!

Post your Vagina Lips!

 

[SoKlueles]

i knew that was coming

 

[tuc biscuit]

I can guarentee many 'straight' males on here have had erotic thoughts about them.

 

[IhateOsama]

i knew that was coming

Sorry. You can cover them with lingerie if you like. Being in the porn industry I'm sorta unhibited about those things.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I can guarentee many 'straight' males on here have had erotic thoughts about them.

i think every male on here qualifies as "straight"

I mean come on, we are all at least 5's on Freud's scale of

1-------------------->10
straight----------->homos

 

[IhateOsama]

I can guarentee many 'straight' males on here have had erotic thoughts about them.

And you don't? Come on tell the truth you had a wet dream or to about them I bet. I have seen dogs do some funny things before. If you were limber enough would you hit it?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

And you don't? Come on tell the truth you had a wet dream or to about them I bet. I have seen dogs do some funny things before. If you were limber enough would you hit it?

I could do it when I was like 15

 

[tuc biscuit]

And you don't? Come on tell the truth you had a wet dream or to about them I bet. I have seen dogs do some funny things before. If you were limber enough would you hit it?

I want you to admit that you have been turned gay (I am not though) before I will say any more.

 

[IhateOsama]

i think every male on here qualifies as "straight"

I mean come on, we are all at least 5's on Freud's scale of

1-------------------->10
straight----------->homos

I was a 1 untill BRR turned me into a turd burglar now I'm a raging homo with hetero tendacies.

 

[IhateOsama]

I could do it when I was like 15

Wow to much information bro.

I was just kiding. Do you lick your own asshole to?

 

[IhateOsama]

I want you to admit that you have been turned gay (I am not though) before I will say any more.

Sure I'm as gay as AAP but with bigger viens.

 

[ZKaudio]

everyone says my lips look like val kilmer's lips, they pretty big too