TT " what happend on my holiday "

[tinytank]

ok, so.
day one :

We just walked about and got to know all the shops ect, we even went onto the roof where there was a swimming pool, bar and sun loungers. and basicly got drunk by 5pm, and in my bed Very early.

day 2 :

went to the beach for the most of the day, then the gym, and then had probs the biggest meal of my life, soup, 2x main corse, then a plate of chicken, then so much ice cream, and fruit ! . and then we went to a Medevil night, which was great, all sat down infront of what looked like a massive stage, and ate like they did in the medevil age we had to slurp soup, and eat a whole chicken with our hands, but it kinda went a bit fucked up when the offerd you some orange soda. , so as we ate there was a 3 hour play on, mostly horse's, and sowrd fights with a wee bit of flames in it too. we got back to our hotel about 12am, and everyone crashed out. ( now at this point i want to say i was shareing a room with 3 other guys and our beds had to be 8 inches apart ! ) ***anyway i went down for water, and on my way back up to my room, i passed to hot girls looking quite drunk. one asked me for a drink so i said " I, bash on " and while one drank the water the other started asking me shit like, did i have a G/F, and if I was out on holiday looking for a 1 night stand, and when i got my water back ( HALF WAY FUCKING EMPTY ! ) the cute small one started asking me if i thought she was pritty. so i said. " yeah. your pritty fucking hot ! " then she asked me for a hug, so i was like ok, and huged her, then i was getting asked how old i was ect ect. and then her friend was like " can you take my friend back to your place ? " i was kinda stunned and was like dont think so, cause im shareing with 3 other blokes, and theres like 7 inches between the beds. so i started to walk back to my room, and i was getting followed by the hot girls, and as soon as i opend the door, the cute small one jumps onto my bed !

ok im going to leave this as a cliff hanger, and maybe post up in like 5 mins with the rest.( this is a true story)

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i only believe it since so far, youve only slept with 3 blokes

your average is pretty shit so far

 

[silverfish]

This needs to be full of pics. Otherwise all I can see is 4 guys in bed.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

This needs to be full of pics. Otherwise all I can see is 4 guys in bed.

four guys in a bed,
and one of them said
roll over!
roll over!

i hope that gets stuck in everyones head, since its bloody stuck in mine

 

[tinytank]

ok, so.
day one :

We just walked about and got to know all the shops ect, we even went onto the roof where there was a swimming pool, bar and sun loungers. and basicly got drunk by 5pm, and in my bed Very early.

day 2 :

went to the beach for the most of the day, then the gym, and then had probs the biggest meal of my life, soup, 2x main corse, then a plate of chicken, then so much ice cream, and fruit ! . and then we went to a Medevil night, which was great, all sat down infront of what looked like a massive stage, and ate like they did in the medevil age we had to slurp soup, and eat a whole chicken with our hands, but it kinda went a bit fucked up when the offerd you some orange soda. , so as we ate there was a 3 hour play on, mostly horse's, and sowrd fights with a wee bit of flames in it too. we got back to our hotel about 12am, and everyone crashed out. ( now at this point i want to say i was shareing a room with 3 other guys and our beds had to be 8 inches apart ! ) ***anyway i went down for water, and on my way back up to my room, i passed to hot girls looking quite drunk. one asked me for a drink so i said " I, bash on " and while one drank the water the other started asking me shit like, did i have a G/F, and if I was out on holiday looking for a 1 night stand, and when i got my water back ( HALF WAY FUCKING EMPTY ! ) the cute small one started asking me if i thought she was pritty. so i said. " yeah. your pritty fucking hot ! " then she asked me for a hug, so i was like ok, and huged her, then i was getting asked how old i was ect ect. and then her friend was like " can you take my friend back to your place ? " i was kinda stunned and was like dont think so, cause im shareing with 3 other blokes, and theres like 7 inches between the beds. so i started to walk back to my room, and i was getting followed by the hot girls, and as soon as i opend the door, the cute small one jumps onto my bed !

ok im going to leave this as a cliff hanger, and maybe post up in like 5 mins with the rest.( this is a true story)

anyway, then her friend comes in and turns on the lights, and ends up wakeing everyone up . and then she decides to hide in my covers.

( so at this point im thinking i want to fuck this girl but where the fuck can i fuck her? )
then all my So called mates start moaning, how typical i am in bringing a girl back when they were all sleeping. anyway, at this time her friend is saying look we have just pissed these guys off and is trying to pull the cute one out the room, and then i ask the guys to get outa the room for 30mins, and they all say no ??and im kinda seeing them out, the cute one pushes me into the toilet and asks for another hug, but when i tryed to hug her, she started kissing me, and trying to take off my shirt. AND THEN ALL I HEAR IS " TURN THE FUCKING LIGHTS OFF AND GET TOO FUCK !!" so her frind pulls her out the room, and as she is doing this the cute one is pritty much licking my face ! then the door is closed and before i know it im sitting on the end of my bed. just thinking about her, and how i was cock blocked ! and too this day im fucking pissed off that i just didnt fuck her in the toilet, in the dark. with no lock on the door. and told the guys to fuck off.

day 3:

to make things even better i get pritty much mugged on day 3, walking down the street this lady goes here is a flower for u, just for a euro, so i give her the euro, and shes like no no no, 1 euro, HELPS me find it, and after she finds it, she just goes thanks, and then i walk away, thinking that was nice, untill i reach the next shop and find out she has just taken like 40 euros off of me !! FUCKING BITCH !!!!!!!!

 

[tinytank]

anyway, then her friend comes in and turns on the lights, and ends up wakeing everyone up . and then she decides to hide in my covers.

( so at this point im thinking i want to fuck this girl but where the fuck can i fuck her? )
then all my So called mates start moaning, how typical i am in bringing a girl back when they were all sleeping. anyway, at this time her friend is saying look we have just pissed these guys off and is trying to pull the cute one out the room, and then i ask the guys to get outa the room for 30mins, and they all say no ??and im kinda seeing them out, the cute one pushes me into the toilet and asks for another hug, but when i tryed to hug her, she started kissing me, and trying to take off my shirt. AND THEN ALL I HEAR IS " TURN THE FUCKING LIGHTS OFF AND GET TOO FUCK !!" so her frind pulls her out the room, and as she is doing this the cute one is pritty much licking my face ! then the door is closed and before i know it im sitting on the end of my bed. just thinking about her, and how i was cock blocked ! and too this day im fucking pissed off that i just didnt fuck her in the toilet, in the dark. with no lock on the door. and told the guys to fuck off.

day 3:

to make things even better i get pritty much mugged on day 3, walking down the street this lady goes here is a flower for u, just for a euro, so i give her the euro, and shes like no no no, 1 euro, HELPS me find it, and after she finds it, she just goes thanks, and then i walk away, thinking that was nice, untill i reach the next shop and find out she has just taken like 40 euros off of me !! FUCKING BITCH !!!!!!!!

day 4:

we went on a cruise round all the islands round spain, and then stoped next to a cove, and stayed there for like 1 and a half hours, so we could go swiming about, ect.was really good, free beer on the boat, took 9 hours in total.

day 5:

just went shopping, and down to the beach, i might have photos of most of this shit. not much, got drunk and went to bed pritty early.

day 6
went to a theme park, and spent the whole day there. and at night was sitting down at the bar, when the cute girl is sitting on her own, so i get chatting to her, and she was like yeah im going home in like 30mins, so we just kissed for a bit, and then she asked for my number. so i give her it, she goes home. and later that night i rialise i gave her my old number . so that was that.

day 7: just stayed in, and got pritty drunk. just hopeing my holiday would end soon.

 

[tinytank]

This needs to be full of pics. Otherwise all I can see is 4 guys in bed.

really, cause a girl jumping onto a guys bed horny and asking for it, and all you could think about is 4 guys ???

 

[SoKlueles]

awwww im glad you had a good holiday tt
btw i would have left the 4 guys in a bed out of the story tho

 

[tinytank]

awwww im glad you had a good holiday tt
btw i would have left the 4 guys in a bed out of the story tho

na na, you see its what makes the story what it is, i got a mayjor cock block !! and i learned that never try and save money by shareing a room with people who might cock block you, infact dont even share a room with people with cocks, cause they have a chance of cock blocking you. so i learned dont trust people with cocks, and dont trust spanish bitches, giving you flowers !!

 

[rudeboyja]

damn, take her in the hall, the stairs, the closet, outside, the floor. You only get cock blocked if you allow yourself to. You have yourself to blame for not tagging that.

And thumbs down of the 4 dudes in a bed

 

[silverfish]

really, cause a girl jumping onto a guys bed horny and asking for it, and all you could think about is 4 guys ???

Other than 1 drunk girl jumping into your bed, then leaving you alone with your buds and a raging boner, it was a major sausage party holiday.

 

[wootoom]

yawn

 

[GoldenDelicious]

YAY someone else with my luck

did i tell you about the time i arranged to meet up with this absolute STUNNER (like wooooow ) then forgot what time i was meant to meet her?

oh yeah baby im smoother than edward scissorhands taking a drunken piss

 

[Whiskey]

This needs to be full of pics. Otherwise all I can see is 4 guys in bed.

hehehehehehehe

Whiskey

 

[tinytank]

YAY someone else with my luck

did i tell you about the time i arranged to meet up with this absolute STUNNER (like wooooow ) then forgot what time i was meant to meet her?

oh yeah baby im smoother than edward scissorhands taking a drunken piss

yeah my luck ran out on my holidays , but hey im going out in my new town for the first time this weekend, should be fun !

 

[silverfish]

yeah my luck ran out on my holidays , but hey im going out in my new town for the first time this weekend, should be fun !

Good luck this weekend, and leave those other dudes behind.

 

[tinytank]

Good luck this weekend, and leave those other dudes behind.

will do