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tinytank
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what the fuck do these bouncers get outta being suck fucking assholes ??
god dammit they piss me off....
ok here goes, the bouncers that i am talking about goto the same gym as me, and always fucking stare at me, i mean pritty much all the time. untill i said "alright" as they walked past and tht was it, they never stared me out or anything.
so lastnight were all getting into this club, and im last in a line of my friends to go in, and as my foot is in the door i get pushed to the side, just behind the door, and there is the 2 biggest guys that go to the gym. and the just pin me against the wall. dont say anything, and mumbles something into his radio. nuthing cums back, and he lets go. then i start walking into the club, then the other guys grabs me, and says ur not getting in.
so i say " why not ? "
him " your not getting in"
me " ok i understand that bit, but i dont know why your not letting me in ? "
him " i dont have to answer to you "
Me " is it cause i lift more than u at the gym, i mean im 5ft fucking 2, and i can bench like double what u can, i understand id be pissed off too if i were you."
then thats it, i get halled outside then the square upto me, and starred the fuck out. by this time my mates have cum outside to see whats happning, and they all pull me off to another pub.
Bunch of basterds
god dammit they piss me off....
ok here goes, the bouncers that i am talking about goto the same gym as me, and always fucking stare at me, i mean pritty much all the time. untill i said "alright" as they walked past and tht was it, they never stared me out or anything.
so lastnight were all getting into this club, and im last in a line of my friends to go in, and as my foot is in the door i get pushed to the side, just behind the door, and there is the 2 biggest guys that go to the gym. and the just pin me against the wall. dont say anything, and mumbles something into his radio. nuthing cums back, and he lets go. then i start walking into the club, then the other guys grabs me, and says ur not getting in.
so i say " why not ? "
him " your not getting in"
me " ok i understand that bit, but i dont know why your not letting me in ? "
him " i dont have to answer to you "
Me " is it cause i lift more than u at the gym, i mean im 5ft fucking 2, and i can bench like double what u can, i understand id be pissed off too if i were you."
then thats it, i get halled outside then the square upto me, and starred the fuck out. by this time my mates have cum outside to see whats happning, and they all pull me off to another pub.
Bunch of basterds
) because theyre the ones who hand out licences for bouncers to work at licensed premesis. the manager isnt going to help you at all - what hes doing is basically, well...palming you off until your rage subsides, time goes on, it gets too hard to report the incident blah blah blah until you blend back into the obscurity of loserville (which is generally how the entire hospitality industry views drunken patrons...unless theyre female and stunningly hot, in which case theyll put up with/try to bang her)
