trying to quit chewing tobacco

[crmdogg]

thanks for all the help guys, i know its nothing serious like being addicted to crack or anything like that but its an issue for myself.-josh

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Buy some copenhagen.

Invite your friend over and knock him unconscious.

Force the copenhagen down his throat. Help the peristalsis with some kicks to the throat.

Wait one hour.

Cut his torso open and remove his stomach.

Puncture the stomach with a knife and shotgun the contents.

Laugh heartily.

 

[crmdogg]

thats a good one, lol

 

[Spartacus]

if my g/f bitches about my dipping,I explain to her that the many years of manipulating the tobacco im my mouth has improved my tongue dexterity..which has provided me unmatched cunnilingus skills..as I say this I demonstrate with my tongue...of course you have to be able chow her box really well to back up the claim..for the record I floss about 4 times a day and brush about thrice a day and use strong mouthwash..I believe my overall oral hygiene is above that of the average joe..on another note too,putting tobacco in your mouth isn't nearly as foreign to the body as inhaling smoke

 

[ffknight84]

any tips for trying to quit chewing, help is appreciated as nicotine is incredibly addictive and hard to quit.-josh

this shit has nicotene in it????

 

[bdog527]

Re: Re: trying to quit chewing tobacco

this shit has nicotene in it????

Is this a serious question? All forms of tobbacco have nicotine in them.

On another note I have dipped for about 5 years now and I am going to try and quit. I often wonder how it is effecting my gains and fat distribution around my stomach. I sit at a relatively low body fat percentage (around 10%) but carry almost all of my fat in my abdomen. A sure sign of excess cortisol maybe?? Anyways I have about 2 more uses in my current can and after today I am going to give my best shot. Cold turkey, no excuses. Wish me luck, it's going to be hard as hell with school in session, why I didn't quit during the summer is beyond me. I'm an idiot.

 

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Does conditional therapy work? Chew all you want when you want but before you do you have to take a swig of Buckley’s first.

White people don’t know what Buckley’s is. I am one of the only white guys that I know who has a clue what it is. Must have been all those black girlfriends. Buckley’s is a herbal cough medicine from the early 1900’s. One taste and it actually causes physical pain it tastes so damn bad.

Eventually you’ll start to associate Buckley’s with the craving to chew. If you can chug Buckley’s then you are a man, a real man.

 

[bdog527]

Does conditional therapy work? Chew all you want when you want but before you do you have to take a swig of Buckley’s first.

White people don’t know what Buckley’s is. I am one of the only white guys that I know who has a clue what it is. Must have been all those black girlfriends. Buckley’s is a herbal cough medicine from the early 1900’s. One taste and it actually causes physical pain it tastes so damn bad.

Eventually you’ll start to associate Buckley’s with the craving to chew. If you can chug Buckley’s then you are a man, a real man.

lol. Yeah I've heard of that shit, never tried it though. Interesting theory. I swallow my dips though so I don't know if that would faze me. I've got a steel trap for a stomach. Of course I'm probably going to develope some kind of GI cancer if I keep it up. Yep...time to quit.

 

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I swallow my dips

Jesus Christ!

I would puke from here to China!

 

[longarms]

Hey bro, I know what you're going through. I dipped off & on for 20 years. I would quit for a while, up to 2 years, then one dip, & it's back on. I had quit for about a year & a half till I got deployed, then started again. I quit again on the 4th of July, (my independence from copenhagen day), & so far I'm still holdin out.
It was gettin to my lip & gums, I guess I suck on it too much.
Anyway, just say no, & stick to it. I'm tempted every day.