"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to your car"

[TC2]

I just watched clerks again after not seeing it for a long time and it gets funnier and funnier.

Kevin Smith is a genius, I hope he doesn't quit making movies(its been rumored that Jay and slient bob SB was his last.)

 

[Frackal]

You sucked 36 dicks??? Does that INCLUDE me??!?

Well...ok 37!!?

YOU SUCKED 37 dicks???

Keep your voice down!

(to customer) My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
(customer) In a row?

Outside:

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!

(customer starts to follow girlfriend)

Hey you get back here!

 

[TC2]

 

[Newbie2building]

 

[madbomber31]

oh my god.. do you have any idea how sick i would get if my girlfriend had done that??? i thought 10 up in my ex was bad enough.... god damn, 37 dicks... oh thats fucking gross.

 

[saint808]

one of my all time favorites

 

[starfish]

 

[Rockafella Skank]

(its been rumored that Jay and slient bob SB was his last.)

Jay and Silent Bon SB was the last with Jay and Silent Bob. Kevin Smith just wrapped his latest directing effort, "Jersey Girl," starring Ben "Matt Damon is my lover" Affleck and Jennifer "I'm marrying a gay man" Lopez. Not sure where you heard the rumor that Smith is hanging up his director's megaphone, but it's not true. Go to www.viewaskew.com.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I like the scene where he orders the movies - hence my username.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I like the scene where he orders the movies - hence my username.

Happy scrappy hero pup.



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