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Truth or Lie?

nefertiti said:
Truth or Lie:

I am fluent in sign language and partially deaf. True

I've attended NA meetings. True

I have Natalie Portman's number in my cell phone. I hope this is true (3-Some?)
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See the quote for my guesses.
 
nefertiti said:
Truth or Lie:

I am fluent in sign language and partially deaf.

True. Though only a handful of people actually know this because I read lips VERY well and my hearing aids are tiny, so small you can only see them if you look directly in my ear. They give me almost normal hearing.

I've attended NA meetings.

True. My sister is an addict and I went with her one night that she came to see me.

I have Natalie Portman's number in my cell phone.

Sorry, J, false. I was friendly with her in HS but we probably haven't spoken or crossed paths in something like four years.
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See the bold...
 
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feisty11975 said:
hmmm

false


I collect angel figurines
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I'm going on a ledge and say true only because I wonder how you came up with that...but my 1st thought would of said no....

okay my final answer is.......true
 
ksharp01 said:
I'm going on a ledge and say true only because I wonder how you came up with that...but my 1st thought would of said no....

okay my final answer is.......true
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yes it was true.


I have a thing for bad-ass bald guys with tattoos.
 
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feisty11975 said:
yes it was true.


I have a thing for bad-ass bald guys with tattoos.
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I'll be getting a tat this summer. I'm a lot less badass in my old age though. You can still think about me while you flick the bean. It's ok. Really.
 
ksharp01 said:
I say true since that was with me
















hehe
j/j
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Truth indeed...suburban's are very handy




Truth or Lie

After a supposed one night stand in Barcelona, the girl later on tracked me down and followed me back to Canada.
 
Mr. Black said:
Truth indeed...suburban's are very handy




Truth or Lie

After a supposed one night stand in Barcelona, the girl later on tracked me down and followed me back to Canada.
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hummm, I'm gonna quess false
 
Mr. Black said:
I once got busted by the cops in a farmer's filed fucking an ex in the back of my dad's suburban.
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did the cops join in as per typical porn plots?
 
Mr. Black said:
Truth indeed...suburban's are very handy




Truth or Lie

After a supposed one night stand in Barcelona, the girl later on tracked me down and followed me back to Canada.
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I say true, us Canadian girls are NUTS ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
I say true, us Canadian girls are NUTS ;-)
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Was a crazy Norweigan bitch and yeah it was true. Must of done something right when I pounded her...she was married and had two kids. She thought I loved her lol...I did pound her a few more times in Canada then sent her packin.
 
Mr. Black said:
Was a crazy Norweigan bitch and yeah it was true. Must of done something right when I pounded her...she was married and had two kids. She thought I loved her lol...I did pound her a few more times in Canada then sent her packin.
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meanie
 
Mr. Black said:
Was a crazy Norweigan bitch and yeah it was true. Must of done something right when I pounded her...she was married and had two kids. She thought I loved her lol...I did pound her a few more times in Canada then sent her packin.
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oh yeah, she followed u to Canada. Thought she was canadian!
Wow, she followed you. You must be a stud! I want pics
 
blueta2 said:
I used to be a stripper and dated a the wrestler The Rock
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used to???

oh well, you know what they say, when you hit 25 yrs old, ya have better of saved your tip money, otherwise it's into porno's for you..



and the rock is ghay.. so w know that's not true..
 
I watched lasers diffuse off raindrops in Orlando, FL April 30, 1988

I spent 30 days in jail while I was in the Navy.
 
SpyWizard said:
used to???

oh well, you know what they say, when you hit 25 yrs old, ya have better of saved your tip money, otherwise it's into porno's for you..



and the rock is ghay.. so w know that's not true..
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the Rock is soooooooo not gay ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
I was in "The Girls of EF Gone Wild"
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Lie, give me karma.

I've seen it, there was no nudity, just a pillowfight with AAP directing. Today's EF chickas are as risque as Tropical Punch Kool-Aid.
 
redguru said:
Lie, give me karma.

I've seen it, there was no nudity, just a pillowfight with AAP directing. Today's EF chickas are as risque as Tropical Punch Kool-Aid.
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hahaha.....AAP was directing, how do you think he got disabled? ;-)
 
feisty11975 said:
meanie
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Not really..how would you feel if u came home one day to find some dude you hooked up with in another country sitting on your steps? Very stalkerish...freaked me right out. I had no choice to let her stay with me for a few nights while I arranged a way for her to get back home. As she did stay in my bed with me, of course we are going to get in on again:) After all she did travel a long way to see me...
 
ksharp01 said:
I would say true :whatever:
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True, I saw Pink Floyd that day in a pouring down rain at the Citrus Bowl.

I had a non-judicial punishment in 1986, that I opted for one of the two choices my Commanding Officer gave me. I spent a month in Correctional Custody at the Cecil Field CCU.
 
Mr. Black said:
Not really..how would you feel if u came home one day to find some dude you hooked up with in another country sitting on your steps? Very stalkerish...freaked me right out. I had no choice to let her stay with me for a few nights while I arranged a way for her to get back home. As she did stay in my bed with me, of course we are going to get in on again:) After all she did travel a long way to see me...
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How the fuck did she find your place? Did you give her a copy of your drivers license or something?
 
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feisty11975 said:
How the fuck did she find your place? Did you give her a copy of your drivers license or something?
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Hmm long story actually. After we hooked up in Barcelona we decided to meet for breakfest the next day. I was actually scheduled to start my return back to Canada that day and had no time to meet so I simply left. After I didn't show, she tracked down one of my buddies at a hostel who was staying a few weeks later. The dumb ass told her my name and supposedly where I lived. She then cancelled the rest of her trip with her friends and decided to come and find me (because you know it was true love). Upon arriving in Canada she ended up in the wrong city and of course couldn't find me in any phonebook. Miraculously for her she rememberd the hostel name in Barcelona, phoned and once again got ahold of my friend. He then told her the right city. She then hopped on the bus and came on down. When she arrived she tried to look me in the phone book but I am unlisted. However she did find my dad. She phoned him told him she was a friend and he gave her my address. She then took a cab and was waiting for me on my steps when I got home from grocery shopping. When I pulled into my driveway and saw her sitting there I almost shit my pants!
 
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Mr. Black said:
Hmm long story actually. After we hooked up in Barcelona we decided to meet for breakfest the next day. I was actually scheduled to start my return back to Canada that day and had no time to meet so I simply left. After I didn't show, she tracked down one of my buddies at a hostel who was staying a few weeks later. The dumb ass told her my name and supposedly where I lived. She then cancelled the rest of her trip with her friends and decided to come and find me (because you know it was true love). Upon arriving in Canada she ended up in the wrong city and of course couldn't find me in any phonebook. Miraculously for her she rememberd the hostel name in Barcelona, phoned and once again got ahold of my friend. He then told her the right city. She then hopped on the bus and came on down. When she arrived she tried to look me in the phone book but I am unlisted. However she did find my dad. She phoned him told him she was a friend and he gave her my address. She then took a cab and was waiting for me on my steps when I got home from grocery shopping. When I pulled into my driveway and saw her sitting there I almost shit my pants!
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Was she cooking rabbit stew for you too?

That story is awesome!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
 
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AAP said:
did the cops join in as per typical porn plots?
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Nah, not into MMW's.I have been approached in the past about joining but could never get over the fact that I might touch swords...
 
Mr. Black said:
Hmm long story actually. After we hooked up in Barcelona we decided to meet for breakfest the next day. I was actually scheduled to start my return back to Canada that day and had no time to meet so I simply left. After I didn't show, she tracked down one of my buddies at a hostel who was staying a few weeks later. The dumb ass told her my name and supposedly where I lived. She then cancelled the rest of her trip with her friends and decided to come and find me (because you know it was true love). Upon arriving in Canada she ended up in the wrong city and of course couldn't find me in any phonebook. Miraculously for her she rememberd the hostel name in Barcelona, phoned and once again got ahold of my friend. He then told her the right city. She then hopped on the bus and came on down. When she arrived she tried to look me in the phone book but I am unlisted. However she did find my dad. She phoned him told him she was a friend and he gave her my address. She then took a cab and was waiting for me on my steps when I got home from grocery shopping. When I pulled into my driveway and saw her sitting there I almost shit my pants!
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lucky for you, you weren't married. hahaha

great story. musta been pretty good in the sack to travel the fuggin continent looking for you. :qt:
 
feisty11975 said:
lucky for you, you weren't married. hahaha

great story. musta been pretty good in the sack to travel the fuggin continent looking for you. :qt:
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or desperate..

you owed her money .. didn't you..
 
nefertiti said:
Truth or Lie:

Two men have cried because of me in the last week.

I've cried twice in the last week.
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I'd let this go longer, but I'm leaving work in a few minutes and won't be home till 12ish.

1) Two men have cried because of me in the last week: TRUE

Although I didn't do anything reasonable to bring it on. One was a phone call from an ex who apparently misses me a WHOLE lot. The other was from another ex who apparently ALSO misses me a whole lot, but chose to show this by being a complete dick and saying some REALLY mean stuff. Then he called back an hour later crying, apologizing, saying it hurt him to say those things, yadda yadda yadda.

2) I've cried twice in the last week: LIE

Just once, and it was during that second phone call.

Time to change my phone number again.....
 
nefertiti said:
I'd let this go longer, but I'm leaving work in a few minutes and won't be home till 12ish.

1) Two men have cried because of me in the last week: TRUE

Although I didn't do anything reasonable to bring it on. One was a phone call from an ex who apparently misses me a WHOLE lot. The other was from another ex who apparently ALSO misses me a whole lot, but chose to show this by being a complete dick and saying some REALLY mean stuff. Then he called back an hour later crying, apologizing, saying it hurt him to say those things, yadda yadda yadda.

2) I've cried twice in the last week: LIE

Just once, and it was during that second phone call.

Time to change my phone number again.....
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why are they the ex boyfriends... ???
 
SpyWizard said:
why are they the ex boyfriends... ???
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Are you asking why I broke up with them?

The first...well, it just didn't work out. Sometimes relationships are like that. No sense asisigning blame. He took me for granted...and I let it slide way too often. Eventually my lack of communication and frustration with feeling like there was a completely uneven balance of give and take led me to get distant.

The second I broke up with for exactly the reason he made me cry. He gets mean when he's mad, fights dirty. I don't put up with that shit.
 
Spartacus said:
that's bullshit
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No K for you...

1) When I was 11 I was using a weedeater around my dad's acreage. The weedeater struck a 22 bullet lying in the grass (must of dropped it when target practicing), the bullet went off and hit me in the left calf. I had no idea WTF was happening....just heard a loud explosion and hit the gound lol

2) In 1996 I was studying anthropology in southern Mexico in Oaxaca. Unofrtunately though my 3rd day there I was viciously ran over by a drunk Mexican in a half tonne truck and almost died. Down there they try to kill you if they know they might hit a pedestrian. Well he saw me walking though the cross walk and pinned it, hitting me at close to 70Km/Hr. My legs took the initial hit taking out his grill and headlight in the front of his truck, then I slammed into the windshield and bounced off and kinda flew through the air landing about 20' back. To this day not sure how I survived.

3)As a bachelor going to university (here in canada) I was trying to diverisfy my cooking skills.I was attempting to cook some fish and trying to get the pot with the oil nice and hot (as per my dad's instructions). The pot got too hot and caught on fire. My first instinct was to grab it and put it under the tap and turn the water on. Unfortunately for me this was a bad idea. A fireball laced with oil erupted and blew though my face (melting off a large portion of my hair and eyebrowse). The rest of the oil in the pan flew out and landed on my hand and from there the cabinets and ceiling caught on fire. Luckily 2 weeks ago I had asked my dad to get me a fire extingsuisher. So I bolted into action and put the fire out. It was quite the rush. As I was burnt quite badly and I had to got to the burn unit everyday for a month to get treatment.



4) While going to the same univeristy in #3 I rode my mountain bike daily to get there. One day on the way home I was cruising back and went through a crosswalk. At the same time a car turned left and took a yellow/red turning light and smashed into my bike and I. As it turns out I was a considered a moving vehicle and should have followed the same rules as that of a car or I could have walked my bike through the cross walk. At any rate he was out of a front bumper and my new bike was fucked. To this day I still have a phobia of crossing the street lol...
 
Mr. Black said:
No K for you...

1) When I was 11 I was using a weedeater around my dad's acreage. The weedeater struck a 22 bullet lying in the grass (must of dropped it when target practicing), the bullet went off and hit me in the left calf. I had no idea WTF was happening....just heard a loud explosion and hit the gound lol

2) In 1996 I was studying anthropology in southern Mexico in Oaxaca. Unofrtunately though my 3rd day there I was viciously ran over by a drunk Mexican in a half tonne truck and almost died. Down there they try to kill you if they know they might hit a pedestrian. Well he saw me walking though the cross walk and pinned it, hitting me at close to 70Km/Hr. My legs took the initial hit taking out his grill and headlight in the front of his truck, then I slammed into the windshield and bounced off and kinda flew through the air landing about 20' back. To this day not sure how I survived.

3)As a bachelor going to university (here in canada) I was trying to diverisfy my cooking skills.I was attempting to cook some fish and trying to get the pot with the oil nice and hot (as per my dad's instructions). The pot got too hot and caught on fire. My first instinct was to grab it and put it under the tap and turn the water on. Unfortunately for me this was a bad idea. A fireball laced with oil erupted and blew though my face (melting off a large portion of my hair and eyebrowse). The rest of the oil in the pan flew out and landed on my hand and from there the cabinets and ceiling caught on fire. Luckily 2 weeks ago I had asked my dad to get me a fire extingsuisher. So I bolted into action and put the fire out. It was quite the rush. As I was burnt quite badly and I had to got to the burn unit everyday for a month to get treatment.



4) While going to the same univeristy in #3 I rode my mountain bike daily to get there. One day on the way home I was cruising back and went through a crosswalk. At the same time a car turned left and took a yellow/red turning light and smashed into my bike and I. As it turns out I was a considered a moving vehicle and should have followed the same rules as that of a car or I could have walked my bike through the cross walk. At any rate he was out of a front bumper and my new bike was fucked. To this day I still have a phobia of crossing the street lol...
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you're a walking bad luck charm
 
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