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After surfing for 2 years I have discovered that everything below is true of people o the net
People on the net...
1- Everyone owns a business or works in executive management and makes at $100000 a year
2- All the guy are in top shape and get all the women
3- All the women are goddess who make porno chicks and fitness chicks look ugly
4- Nobody and I mean nobody tosses the salami to any porn
5- Every guy has a big dick(except plifter of course)
6- The people on 24/7 and claiming great relationships are telling the truth.
7- No such thing as women over 400 lbs passing off pics of bikini models as themselves
8- No such thing as ugly skinny guys passing off pics of themselves from the Musclemag cover they did last month
9- Every guy who has juiced has tapped out his genetic potential at 18 years of age and a massive 150lbs at 6'3
10- All the guys are people you would not want to meet in a dark alley because we are all black belts in Tae Bo
11-Nobody ever takes the stuff said on the net seriously
12- Lots of people here with CIA/FBI/DEA/SECRET SERVICE/MEDIA contacts. Hell have of them are George Dubya's confident who he goes to for advice
13-Everyone has one user name
14- I never rant about anything
15- May1010 is really straight
16- Ryan H is really republican
17-Plifter used to be know as the headgehog aka Ron jeremy
18- Satanic Goatslayer is really Mr Rogers on drugs
19- Everyone appreciates free product
20- I have a law degree from Harvard, Live in a 50000 sq/ft home off a beach on the Altantic coast, own 5 Lamborghinis, 250 lbs at 5% bodyfat, have a harem of porn chicks at my disposal, have a 12 inch willy, and make $10000000 a year from my royalties off that TV show I starred in back in the 80's.
Its all true folks and you heard it here first.
People on the net...
1- Everyone owns a business or works in executive management and makes at $100000 a year
2- All the guy are in top shape and get all the women
3- All the women are goddess who make porno chicks and fitness chicks look ugly
4- Nobody and I mean nobody tosses the salami to any porn
5- Every guy has a big dick(except plifter of course)
6- The people on 24/7 and claiming great relationships are telling the truth.
7- No such thing as women over 400 lbs passing off pics of bikini models as themselves
8- No such thing as ugly skinny guys passing off pics of themselves from the Musclemag cover they did last month
9- Every guy who has juiced has tapped out his genetic potential at 18 years of age and a massive 150lbs at 6'3
10- All the guys are people you would not want to meet in a dark alley because we are all black belts in Tae Bo
11-Nobody ever takes the stuff said on the net seriously
12- Lots of people here with CIA/FBI/DEA/SECRET SERVICE/MEDIA contacts. Hell have of them are George Dubya's confident who he goes to for advice
13-Everyone has one user name
14- I never rant about anything
15- May1010 is really straight
16- Ryan H is really republican
17-Plifter used to be know as the headgehog aka Ron jeremy
18- Satanic Goatslayer is really Mr Rogers on drugs
19- Everyone appreciates free product
20- I have a law degree from Harvard, Live in a 50000 sq/ft home off a beach on the Altantic coast, own 5 Lamborghinis, 250 lbs at 5% bodyfat, have a harem of porn chicks at my disposal, have a 12 inch willy, and make $10000000 a year from my royalties off that TV show I starred in back in the 80's.
Its all true folks and you heard it here first.
