True Story

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

So I met this girl at the bar and went back to her place. We started fooling around on the couch when she decided to go down on me. It was the best I've ever had. Anyways her phone sitting on the table beside the couch started ringing and she raised up and asked me to get it and went back to doing what she was doing. I answered and a man was on the other line and said "what are you doing with my daughter?" I quickly hung up and told her what happened when she picked her head up and in a very pissed off tone said "THAT'S NOT FUNNY! MY DADS DEAD."

So my question- who was phone?

 

[crixus]

Holy shit man thats crazy!!!!1111

 

[-SD-]

Cool story rob

 

[chewyxrage]

haha, awesome. Someone will have to have ESPN or something to figure that one out.

 

[wootoom]

great story....

 

[captainahole]

lolololol

 

[nangiggles]

cool story bro

 

[WoodyO]

I didn't read it

 

[miplank]

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

I still wanna know WHO WAS PHONE

 

[PICK3]

 

[digimon7068]

you got a blowjob from a tranny, bro...jus' sayin'.

 

[crixus]

This has bothered me all day.. who was on the fukn phone bro??
I've got a feeling im not going to be able to sleep tonight..

 

[gatemoney]

This!

 

[TableFun]

she finished you off though, right???

 

[miplank]

it was your step sister bro...

 

[nangiggles]

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=50550,filename=363-bruce-willis-cool-story-bro-image.png

lol at that link saying bruce willis xD

 

[Chopzilla]

Only true story in this thread is how much of a fgt you are

 

[wootoom]

I hate 2 people In here

 

[Chopzilla]

Ban them McFly

 

[miplank]

Ban them McFly

you're one of them

 

[Chopzilla]

Don't threaten me with a good time

 

[chewyxrage]

Who was phone? That will haunt me....