True story

[velvett]

I just received a phone call from a man that is interested in a piece of furniture that he saw at one of my client's houses. He had asked if it came in other colors and that I email him a photo of it.

His name - Jean Assfot.

All I heard was Jeans Assfat - I had to hold my laughter so hard that when I got off the phone I laughed so hard and long I now have a chuckle headache.

Does this make me a horrible person?

 

[big4life]

velvett--->


I don't think that I would have made it until I hung up the phone.

 

[FreeballinDC]

If it's what you heard, then you're not a bad person. Did you ask him to spell it, just to be sure it wasn't Jeans Assfat?

I would have thought somebody was playing a trick on me. I'll have to use that one on my nieces next time for a joke.

 

[Carmen]

velvett... i can't even talk to anyone named 'dick' without choking and unfortunately, someone named 'dick' calls my office every day.

 

[velvett]

If it's what you heard, then you're not a bad person. Did you ask him to spell it, just to be sure it wasn't Jeans Assfat?

I would have thought somebody was playing a trick on me. I'll have to use that one on my nieces next time for a joke.

The first spelling was what he spelled out to me and was his email addy as well. I was waiting for it to bounce back as a bad email but it didn't, jury is out whether or not it was a joke.

Reminds me of the Simpsons.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I just received a phone call from a man that is interested in a piece of furniture that he saw at one of my client's houses. He had asked if it came in other colors and that I email him a photo of it.

His name - Jean Assfot.

All I heard was Jeans Assfat - I had to hold my laughter so hard that when I got off the phone I laughed so hard and long I now have a chuckle headache.

Does this make me a horrible person?

I think its safe to say you are going straight to hell for that one.


























Bwahaahahahahahhahaha Assfat....

 

[coverguy]

you're not a bad person at all. if we can't find humour in the little things we're doomed to live an unhappy existence. what would make you a bad person is laughing to his face or ridiculing him.

 

[biteme]

Haha. While at work, I use to think of funny stuff that my little comedian friend had done. I would bust out laughing and I'm sure some people thought I was crazy. I would have laughed at that one too.

 

[season7445]

velvett... i can't even talk to anyone named 'dick' without choking and unfortunately, someone named 'dick' calls my office every day.

Yeah im the same way. People will say there name and im prett y sure everytime i repeat dick to make sure that is what they said.

LMAO, thats funny i dont care who u are!!!

 

[Subzeero]

How do people come up with wierd last names anyways?

 

[jh1]

All you ass plungers can go to HELL...

Fuck off and die.

Velvett... you are so fired...


.

 

[velvett]

All you ass plungers can go to HELL...

Fuck off and die.

Velvett... you are so fired...


.

But I'm the boss?

 

[jh1]

But I'm the boss?

You came on a public board and made fun of my name...

I'll get the furniture somewhere else...

 

[pitbullstl]

The first spelling was what he spelled out to me and was his email addy as well. I was waiting for it to bounce back as a bad email but it didn't, jury is out whether or not it was a joke.

Reminds me of the Simpsons.

Oliver Klosov calls me at leat three times a day at work.......

(my wife taught our daughter that one)

 

[bdog527]

lol

A few weeks ago I dealt with a client whose name was pj shitter. Every time I called him and asked for Mr. Shitter I could barely stifle the laugh. I actually felt bad for the guy.

 

[Razorguns]

My former boss's name was Longbottom.

Poor guy. I wonder how much crap he had to deal with growing up mentioning his name all the time.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Oliver Klosov calls me at leat three times a day at work.......

(my wife taught our daughter that one)

My dad was in the hospital for heart surgery, and my youngest neice was helping out the other families in the waiting room by answering the public phone and announcing who the call was for.

I got her by calling up and asking her for Mr Jass, Hugh Jass. She announced it once before my sister caught what was going on.

To this day, I still get paged for Hugh Jass.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Velvett darlin', I LIKE you bad!

 

[ChefWide]

Velv, I went to school with a kid named Richard Less.

I shit you not. Dick Less. He was crushed day after day. I'm pretty sure he is a felon, maybe a serial killer.

We had a neighbor when i was really little named Chrystal Chandlier (pronounced Shaanlee'ay).

The worst was the CEO of Colt Industries had fraternal twins, a boy and girl.. wait for it.. Adam and Eve...

HOW FUCKED IS THAT? Brother and sister: adam and eve.

sad.

 

[crew9]

my bosses name is bill seeman aka dick seeman

 

[Lumberg]

velvett it's a freudian slip. Think of it as a wake-up call. When was the last time you looked at your ass in a mirror?

Can someone say, "cellulite?"

BWAH HAHAHAHA

Am I eviler than velvett now?

 

[velvett]

velvett it's a freudian slip. Think of it as a wake-up call. When was the last time you looked at your ass in a mirror?

Can someone say, "cellulite?"

BWAH HAHAHAHA

Am I eviler than velvett now?

LOL

He's a real live person, spoke to him late this afternoon and he ordered just over 10K of bedroom furniture for his daughter.


GO POPS!