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TRUE STORY- A Trip to the Supermarket

fuck that. i give it 4 dbols and 2 abombs. i like the church story better though
 
Okay that was certainly entertaining, but still not a funny as you and Noby in the gym loading up 40cc of gear.

It is a funny break from some of the idiot posts like:
"What about this cycle? I am going to take 20mg of dbol for three weeks will I gain 30lbs. of muscle?"
or
"Is 200mg of test/week enough to help me gain 100lbs. on my bench?"
 
Victorian guy said:
....Tossing Kwak down the steps, I searched for my trusted chauffeur and training partner, Nobby. I found him in the maid's room. "Nobby, we need to get to a supermarket. Now". Nobby put down the copy of "Just turned 18" porn mag he was reading, pulled up his pants, stuffed a pair of the maid's panties into his pocket, and grunted in acknowledgment....

Do we dare ask where the maid was? :p

Quadsweep, don't sweat the "gay bashing." He does it so badly that it's funny, not insulting.
 
Considering I recall this clown previous to his bannishing at bolex, I must say, M8, this is the best one so far.
 
No

drug_against_war said:
Did you get banned form anabolex because of posts like these?

I was banned from anabolex because I criticized the appointment of a mod named 'PMS Lunatic', a woman with no bodybuilding or gear knowledge and who basically flirted with bolex members- including the owner, JP. I pointed this out and was summarily banned.
Anabolex is full of shit, and the mods delete any threads remotely in support of my postition.
Anabolex mods delete posts on any subjects that remotely offend PMS lunatic.
That makes me sick.
Shitty website. Period.
 
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To the people who bitch about VG's posts:

I'm so fucking sick of you. Who the fuck cares?! The man has quite a talent in writing, and the stories are fucking hilarious. If you don't want to read them, DON'T FUCKING CLICK ON THEM, YA FUCKING UPTIGHT PUSSY. There are so many stuck-up pussies in the world, and more importantly, in the gym. VG's posts are about them. I like the stories because I can relate to the animosity he feels towards them. If you don't like the stories or are insulted, you're one of the gym-pussies he always talks about. Get a life, and loosen up. Damn, I would think that the brothers of elitefitness would be a little more open to humor of this scope.
 
it sure is getting better...
Bro, could you do me a favor? Could you re-write that part of a most beautiful arse chick? Could you at least have sex with her somewhere on the counter before she dies???
 
RussianBro said:
it sure is getting better...
Bro, could you do me a favor? Could you re-write that part of a most beautiful arse chick? Could you at least have sex with her somewhere on the counter before she dies???

its a true story remember!! you cant rewrite history :p
 
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