True scat story

[biteme]

So me and and friend were driving down the highway, miles from a gas station, when he says that he has to take a shit. I said, "What are U going to wipe with?" He said, "Well I"ve got a dollar, I'll just have to use it." I'm like o.k. whatever, kind of weird but he's like that. He comes back with shit all over himself and I say, "How in the hell did that happen?" He said, "Well, you try wiping your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel." I swear the guy is missing some screws.

 

[Dial_tone]

I thought this thread was about Scatman Crothers.

 

[Apöllo]

R.I.P. Scatman

 

[biteme]

I thought this thread was about Scatman Crothers.

THe Scatman was great. I last remember him doing the "Shining Role." Wasn't he in the 3 stooges? That dude was around for a long time.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

scatman crothers ruled.


"oh dammit i'm gonna lose my job over this!" - cuckoo's nest

 

[perkele]

So me and and friend were driving down the highway, miles from a gas station, when he says that he has to take a shit. I said, "What are U going to wipe with?" He said, "Well I"ve got a dollar, I'll just have to use it." I'm like o.k. whatever, kind of weird but he's like that. He comes back with shit all over himself and I say, "How in the hell did that happen?" He said, "Well, you try wiping your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel." I swear the guy is missing some screws.

 

[big_bad_buff]

funny joke...think i might post it up on EF

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

funny joke...think i might post it up on EF

hurry i wanna see what jackangel looks like

 

[the nature boy]

I thought this thread was about Scatman Crothers.

was he the old black dude?

 

[from zero]

I thought it was about Scatman John.

"Everybody stutters one way or another so check out my message to you. As a matter of fact, don't let nothing hold you back. If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you. Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman. Skibbydibbeedoobydeebahbahbaddahbo."

 

[the nature boy]

I thought it was about Scatman John.

"Everybody stutters one way or another so check out my message to you. As a matter of fact, don't let nothing hold you back. If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you. Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman. Skibbydibbeedoobydeebahbahbaddahbo."

lol, ass.