True Love...

[Longhorn85]

If your woman will give you a BJ while you are sitting in your favorite chair watching football on TV and drinking a beer, YOU MUST KEEP THIS WOMAN.

(I love my wife anyway)

 

[Longhorn85]

Can anyone here boast of experiencing this fantasy?

 

[embryodead]

Love is just a state of mind. A high level of obsession. But after getting a blow job while on the John, I was convinced I've found the right woman.

 

[Longhorn85]

Damn, what did she do? Come after you while you were sitting in there reading the sports page?

 

[StillGreg]

Old joke

Ok...I am going to butcher an old joke, but here goes:

Define the difference between love, lust, and showing off...

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.




Oh go boo someone who cares. I don't need your rejection.

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: Old joke

Ok...I am going to butcher an old joke, but here goes:

Define the difference between love, lust, and showing off...

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.




Oh go boo someone who cares. I don't need your rejection.

So oral without orgasm is probably just friendship...

 

[Longhorn85]

I just thought of something, if I eat my wife out while she is watching one of her favorite movies and doing needlepoint, maybe she will honor my request during the NFL playoffs this weekend.

Only problem is she wouldn't be able to concentrate on what she is doing.