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Longhorn85

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I called my wife before I left work yesterday to see if she wanted me to pick anything up from the store on the way home. Here is what she wanted:

Toilet Paper
Diapers
Kotex

I bought them all, in the light of day.

If that ain't true love, WHAT IS?????
 
I do that every 3 weeks. Bah!!!

My favorite was

Toilet Paper
Diapers
Vasaline
Whipped Cream
Pickles
Strawberries
Peanut Butter
 
I've made similar requests of my husband...he usually just ads in a box of condoms to the mix. I wonder what the young inexperienced cashiers think of you guys. You guys should add in some rope and duct tape to really make them wonder.
 
A wise man told me that it wasn't love unless it hurt. I thought he was full of shit until this thread. ;)
 
Thanks Puddles! I'll do that when I go shopping again.
 
Some old dude was working at the check out counter and he was taking his sweet time. I asked him to hurry up, this was hard enough as it was!

He said, you're right, then he put the kotex in a bag right away.
 
Beast and Project...This is why us ladies do the "shedding" process each month....YOU MEN COULD NOT HANDLE IT!:)
 
vixenbabe said:
Beast and Project...This is why us ladies do the "shedding" process each month....YOU MEN COULD NOT HANDLE IT!:)
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Hey, I was raised by women, so I think I'm well aware of this "shedding" process.

It's the whole idea of going through the process without the proper equipment that's kinda foul.

Which begs the question: what did women do before tampons and "sanitary napkins" were invented?
 
vixenbabe said:
Beast and Project...This is why us ladies do the "shedding" process each month....YOU MEN COULD NOT HANDLE IT!:)
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As Alice Cooper sang: "Only women bleed..."


Vix, that is my biggest fear, that the cashier will run out of change or something, allowing everyone to discover what I'm doing!

Have you ever seen that scene in Mr. Mom where Michael Keaton buys kotex? He sneaks it up onto the belt behind his back with a sheepish look on his face. I usually imitate that scene if my kids are with me. It is a classic. :)
 
Thats no biggie, I usually by a box of tampons and a giant pack of Depends. But I have bowel probs, so I guess I have an excuse.
The tampons are just for fun.
 
Bullit said:
Thats no biggie, I usually by a box of tampons and a giant pack of Depends. But I have bowel probs, so I guess I have an excuse.
The tampons are just for fun.
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Playing with those tampons is probably what gave you the bowel problems in the first place. :)
 
I can recall punching my sister in the nose once...She passed out seeing all of her own blood.She bled out like a stuffed pig!

I got a tampon to stick up her nose so it would stop the bleeding.... Her nose holes flared out like a pissed off bull! I laughed like the lil bitch I was!

We still hate one another....
 
Shit- I watched my mom give birth to two of my little brothers when I was a kid.

Bleeding doesn't freak me out. I could give a shit less about buying tampons. What's there to be embarrassed about?
 
I have bought tampons for my wife on occassion. It's easy these days with those U-scan self-checkout registers. Just find an open one, scan it quickly, pay and be on your way. The cashier monitor is generally monitoring 4 of these U-Scan checkouts at once and hardly has the time to consider each item people are checking out. Easy!
 
Instead of hiding those things, you guys ought to hold them high and proud. Buying them implies you got a woman!

If you don't, then I don't wanna know what you're planning to do with the tampons .... ;)
 
hmmmm......the last itme I went shopping I got:

Duct tape
Shells for a 12 guage
Bungee ties
Rain coat
Hatchet
painters cloth
and 50 feet of garden tubing......





it was fine until I asked the register person who the manger on duty was????
 
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