Trailer Park Fabulous???

[FreeballinDC]

We all have a pretty good idea about Ghetto Fabulous. Metal on the teeth, a Lexus parked outside the "projects", the big weave, etc, etc.

What qualifies as Trailer Park Fabulous???

Mullets? A '78 Camero up on blocks? Any others??

 

[frorider6]

I want the 1977 PONTIAC Special Edition Trans Am parked outside my double wide trailer complete with 8 foot satelite dish and propane tank.

 

[MommaKin]

outdoor fridge

 

[needleboy]

I got's my single wide riding on DUBS!

 

[the nature boy]

I want the 1977 PONTIAC Special Edition Trans Am parked outside my double wide trailer complete with 8 foot satelite dish and propane tank.

dang I remember I had a Hot Wheels car that looked just like that!!

A couch in the front yard is pretty white trash. And wrestling magazines on the coffee table.

 

[MommaKin]

You'll find an Aunt Furlene at most trailer parks.

 

[MommaKin]

This is Little Cousin Jed, and Big John.
Their Momma, Emmy Joe, has spent a fortune on their dental work.

 

[Lao Tzu]

poor trailer trash. But they only pay $120 a month in rent (if that much).



lets see.


mullet
refrigerator/icebox outside
extremely dirty trailer
Ford truck and/or sports car (trans am, firebird)
lawn chairs in the yard
life size photos of elvis
empty budweiser cans in the yard


actually (not to rain on the parade) but i've seen a trailer park or two and they are no different than apartment complexes. Most are clean now.

 

[FreeballinDC]

poor trailer trash. But they only pay $120 a month in rent (if that much).



lets see.


mullet
refrigerator/icebox outside
extremely dirty trailer
Ford truck and/or sports car (trans am, firebird)
lawn chairs in the yard
life size photos of elvis
empty budweiser cans in the yard


actually (not to rain on the parade) but i've seen a trailer park or two and they are no different than apartment complexes. Most are clean now.

Damn, I forgot about the velvet Elvis painting. It ain't fabulous unless Elvis is in there somewhere.

 

[FreeballinDC]

ROFL at Mommy and King. Some good stuff there.

I noticed a couple of you mentioned some names. Got any other Trailer Park Fabulous names?

 

[daised]

there is actually a pretty nice trailer park that is about 5 miles from my house. and in florida they have trailer parks designed for senior citizen communities.

 

[HappyScrappy]

for like the first 1-3 years of my life I lived in a trailer.
hot damn - gotta love us poor kids.

 

[WODIN]

Looks more like the ex Enron employee's retirement plan....

all it takes to get started is one of these

 

[FreeballinDC]

Speaking of Enron (which we weren't). When is the audit supposed to kick off, Wodin?

I am sure there are some AA employees looking at trailers as week speak, for permanent residential digs.

I can see it now, the 5 series BMW in front of a dubbawide!

 

[b fold the truth]

Ummmmm...wait. These Kentucky jokes just are NOT funny!!!

B True

 

[FreeballinDC]

Ummmmm...wait. These Kentucky jokes just are NOT funny!!!

B True

Actually, when I thought this up, I was thinking of West Virginia. Since the two states are next to each other, I guess trailer park fabulous knows no state lines.

 

[3Vandoo]

Ya know what I like in trailer parks?

The Jerry Springer recruiting centre.

 

[AAP]

To be trailer park trash you need:

A mullet (known as The Alabama Passport or Kentucky Waterfall)

Missing teeth (from biting off Bud caps)

Missing toes (from freak accidents of nature involving Cambell soup cans lurking below muddy waters.)

7 year old flip flops that you still wear.

First, second and third cousins living on the right and left of ya.

Camper shell off old truck nailed over the front door way to keep the rain off ya.

NASCAR, Billy Ray Cyrus, Levi Garrett t-shirts.

A couple of mutts lurking around. (which are named "Dog")

Princess Di collectible wedding plate.

The Sun and The Examiner magazines laying around the place.

A custom made yarn pillow with God Bless This Home stitched on the front.

Back door steps made out of cement blocks stacked on one another.

Any random kid (whether yours or not) running around who is named Lil' Rick.

8 bicycles laying around the front yard, even though you only have 2 kids.

84 Camaro, with smoking-choking exhaust, amputated squirrel tail tied onto the antenna, with more primer and rust on it than paint.

17 year old daughter, eight months pregnant smoking Marlboros in the driveway while wearing neon hot shorts, flip flops, and a tank top with Wild Thang printed on it.

24 year old father to the 17 year old standing three driveways down yelling "Bitch" at said 17 year old.

 

[b fold the truth]

Was all of that in my profile? How did you know?

B True

 

[Workin_at_it]

Gentlemen! No condemning the trailer trash -

Ah, I recall in my misspent youth, a good friend introducing me to the uniquely target-rich environment that the Trailer Park could be. Once the population and employment dynamics were made clear, all else became obvious.

Where we were it seemed more than 1/2 the tenants were couples in which the man was gone weeks to months at a time, (truck-drivers, military, etc.) and the women were very young, mostly with infants and toddlers.

The things these girls would do for the price of their hookup...

Just show up - throw some dogs on the hibachi, drag along a 6-pack and leave an occasional sawbuck for the water/electricity.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Gentlemen! No condemning the trailer trash -

The things these girls would do for the price of their hookup...

Just show up - throw some dogs on the hibachi, drag along a 6-pack and leave an occasional sawbuck for the water/electricity.

Not condeming them, just poking fun, and getting an edumacation in life on the wrong side of the tracks.

The price of a hookup? Damn as long as the neighbors were cool with it (you were prolly doing the neighbors too ), you were having a field day