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Top Ten Creationist Arguments Part 1 and 2
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javaguru
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Her Jesus street cred is on thin ice....
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bigpokey
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loll pokey all fogged upOf course not all of his videos are shit...I wouldn't say any of them have been shit beisdes the one that started this thread...lol silly.
I am a regular drunkard. This idea that all Christians are young earth creationist bible literalists is just not true! We live in two realms the spirit and the natural...religion is pure flesh. Outside of that, if you wanted to label me, label me a Baptist. Jesus does not come into your heart...lol but the Holy Spirit does technically I guess...lol...I don't see how that is weird or different..idk if someone wants to say I'm not a true Christian I guess that's their problem, I agree with the important basics I guess...I go to a Baptist church right now.
I personally think Christianity to be probably true, and I can supplement my experiences with the Holy Spirit, and I can live assured with what I know to be true. Yes I believe Jesus walked on water and performed miracles. I trust the bible as far as its credibility about Jesus historically. I think that the bible can represent objective history. Anything outside of that is historical relativism which can be overcome if you think about it. Just because someone types something that sounds smart on a message board does not mean shit, really, or just because you think you learned something from someone smarter than you does not make it true either...where did they get their information, where are their biases and how was it taught to them and how have ideas about history changed over time? Have historians always always gone about their task the same way? The records on the life of Jesus were written in the first generation while the witnesses were still alive. I know human behavior and motivation. People don't lie when it does not benefit them and might kill them. About what the bible says…no, if people that can’t read and don’t know about Jesus, they don’t automatically die and go to hell…no. (Romans) No, I don’t believe in a 100% literal bible, it’s impossible to read that way for example there are not seven literal candlesticks in the book of Revelation…no one takes Daniel literally…etc but I still believe it to be 100% true. There is no reason to take the creation story literally (even if we did the bible never addresses the age of the earth or the universe)if we understand the context of who it was written to and when it was written. People miss points that are delivered through nuance and context they read things that are not there...like young earth creationism and dinosaurs living with humans. There is just nothing in there that says that. The bible also has paradoxes, which do not make sense to the common mind. Jesus said, "to save your life you must lose it," that doesn't make sense to the natural mind but in the spirit it makes all the sense in the world. Those are my personal beliefs. Holy fuggin long paragraph. Sorry if you made it this far. Good thing I can type quickly
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what do u think seems more likely that jesus walked on water or people made up that jesus walked on water to give him gold street cred?
streets of gold? huh? why even have streets? spirits gotta walk on streets? wings for angels? winged people? really?
more likely that god told people the streets were gold in heaven or people tried to convince people bout heaven and how awesome it was there with shiny gold streets?
whats the point of walkin on water? if jeezy walked on water couldn't he just fly around like superman? coulda did way more miracles flyin around prolly, i bet he was fast
if god made us in his image and all that wouldn't he have made something inherent in us that allowed us to find god without having to read a bible or learn anything from anyone else?? like a piece of the brain, they had those experiments that showed which part of the brain activated during spiritual experiences, kinda makes sense i dunno im pretty fogly
maybe im sweatin the details too much, but i think if xtians were less forceful about trivial details more people would be inclined to accept the religion as a whole... if ppl didn't have to agree with shit like jonah got swallowed by a whale and lived in its stomach for like a fukn week (gtfo) then maybe more people would be open to christianity?
btw u think jonah live in a whale? really? jus chillin like building a fire in his stomach to grill some fish and have some light? jus chillin in the whale belly?
this could be true, actually my location prolly has a lot to do with what i would assume xtians to believe... i could be completely ignorant to the majority opinions in christendom... "plenty of us out there feel the same way" makes sense i guess since it's not like there's a lot of denominations or anything
