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Tonights featured event PUDDLE VS CALVELESS

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PuddleMonkey said:
Apparently I'm too fat for my desk chair, I cracked the back of it yesterday leaning back.
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With your size *cough*36*cough*pants who are you kidding im guessing a 42
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Apparently I'm too fat for my desk chair, I cracked the back of it yesterday leaning back.
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I hate when shit like that happens. A fat guy that worked for me at CW got all shitty when I wouldn't just sign off on some conditions for one of his files. He kind of stormed back to his desk in a huff and sat down hard on his chair. The thing broke right under where it attatched to the seat and he ate shit hard. It was impossible not to laugh.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I just tried to call woman! Go check the number you gave me.
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LIES!! I gave you a real number. Stop trying to get out of it.
 
hog#head#cheese said:
With your size *cough*36*cough*pants who are you kidding im guessing a 42
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I could post up a pic of 15-20 pairs of size 36 jeans, but reality is none of them currently fit. I'm in my "fat pants" right now, size 38. BUT, I do need a belt to keep them up!
 
PuddleMonkey said:
It really gave me that message... I'll try it again.
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I just called it to make sure nothing was wrong with my phone and it was ok. Did you forget to dial 1? :rolleyes:
 
silverstar1025 said:
I just called it to make sure nothing was wrong with my phone and it was ok. Did you forget to dial 1? :rolleyes:
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I didn't think I needed a 1 when calling from a cell :whatever:

Either way, it worked the second time I called!
 
yeah, pretty ghey.i hate leaving voicemails. talking to yourself with no feedback is like putting on a performance or something

ps auntie you have voicemail
 
puddle,jnevin and Cw should have their own forum at ef



But what would you call it?
 
calveless wonder said:
lololol.pretty much every single girl i've ever met online has said that

thank ya
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right.

now this is where you're supposed to say I sound hot too.


fuck, do I have to teach you everything?
 
Ok you guys know I like to give Puddle shit and call him out, but I don't agree with the Fozzie/Knocked up voice. It is not THAT bad.
 
Puddles, you heard my voice too since you called. Do I sound like a little girl?
 
Oh and I am not just saying that because Puddle threatened me in the message too.
 
calveless wonder said:
puddle's just woke up from a nap and i'm really uninspired from being carb depleted.

and i gotta run
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That mother fucker just woke up when I talked to him too! It was around 1pm. :worried:
 
ceo said:
No meat up. :(
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:( its cool bro, no worries. I wouldn't be awake enough for hours anyway. I'm actually excited to go back to work so I can get on some sort of schedule. 3:30 this morning I was in SE PDX hunting down some pot after eating with a couple of strippers I was giving a ride home. I didn't get to bed til 5 this morning, and thats after turning them down to smoke pot with them at their place.
 
Smurfy said:
I dont sound like anyone's Aunt!!
Sure, I dont have a high squeaky voice like Stilleto, but I don't sound old either!
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my voice is high and squeeky?

I think you were talking to my pet guinea pig.
 
calveless wonder said:
^---pussy
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Too many family obligations. Plus, he doesn't wake up till 1pm, so that's half the day gone. Oh, and I'm headed up to Seattle today and won't be back in Vancouver...until Christmas.

Meat up between xmas and new year's, Puddles?
 
come to think of it, i've talked to alot of EFers

jon
woot
habitualhealth
nigbus
jnev
Friendlycanadian
puddle
killah
smurf's voicemail lol
faiz's voicemail

a few other's i cant think of right now. texted a bunch of others like saladfork, guardian
 
calveless wonder said:
come to think of it, i've talked to alot of EFers

jon
woot
habitualhealth
nigbus
jnev
Friendlycanadian
puddle
killah
smurf's voicemail lol
faiz's voicemail

a few other's i cant think of right now. texted a bunch of others like saladfork, guardian
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I feel left out
 
hog#head#cheese said:
5046215656 send me some pics
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I just sent you a pic of me from when I broke my tooth. I posed with a can of PBR and was making a very attractive face. I figured it'd make me look like I was from your neck of the woods.
 
Let's see, who have I spoken to from elite?

Some weird ass girl names stilleto
Crazy ass biteme
Bikinimom and grump
Rick
sokluless
frisky



shit I think that is it..Am I forgetting someone?
Maybe later I will call some of yous
 
PuddleMonkey said:
KB just e-mailed me asking for your digits.
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lol why does he want a date with my friend in SD? :evil: Sure give him the # you have. I am no longer at work anyway. lol
 
silverstar1025 said:
lol why does he want a date with my friend in SD? :evil: Sure give him the # you have. I am no longer at work anyway. lol
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lol it was a joke about you sounding like you're 16. He liked 'em young.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
lol it was a joke about you sounding like you're 16. He liked 'em young.
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OH!! Yeah I knew that.. he likes 10's though.
 
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When i picture this thread I see puddle swinging back and forth on a vine between post's
 
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