Tonights featured event PUDDLE VS CALVELESS

[hog#head#cheese]

Keep it clean guys no hitting below the belt And may the best bish win

 

[puddlemonkey]

I tried to call his nappy ass but he wouldn't pick up.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

You guys are fuckin funny and he takes the abuse Thats the best part

 

[puddlemonkey]

You guys are fuckin funny and he takes the abuse Thats the best part

He doesn't have a choice

 

[txbondsman]

what is this? kickball cage match....

 

[jnevin]

I tried to call his nappy ass but he wouldn't pick up.

I like the way he tries to sound all Barry White on his Vm message.

 

[calveless wonder]

I like the way he tries to sound all Barry White on his Vm message.

i updated it. whens the last time you heard it

 

[calveless wonder]

I tried to call his nappy ass but he wouldn't pick up.

i'm calling you in a minute, chickenfucker

 

[jnevin]

i updated it. whens the last time you heard it

I dunno. A week ago?

 

[calveless wonder]

I dunno. A week ago?

i changed it a couple of months ago. i had a really really deep voice on the one before that. i think it was either after a night of drinking and chain smoking or me being sick

 

[jnevin]

Still sounds like whatever to me.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

You guys make love on the phone all night?

 

[jnevin]

You guys make love on the phone all night?

Not all night...

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I didn't think this match would be so pussified

 

[jnevin]

I didn't think this match would be so pussified

It's a fat guy vs. a waif. What did you expect?

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Whats a waif?And who's fat?

 

[jnevin]

Whats a waif?And who's fat?

Puddle = morbidly obese.

CW = skinny ass bish.

 

[calveless wonder]

Puddle = morbidly obese.

CW = skinny ass bish.

waif

1. a person, esp. a child, who has no home or friends.
2. something found, esp. a stray animal, whose owner is not known.
3. a stray item or article: to gather waifs of gossip.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I saw a pic of puddles he didn't look fat

 

[silverstar1025]

Oh this should be good. I am betting on calveless for the most ownage tonight. Do not let me down!

 

[hog#head#cheese]

A coupla sugar coated candy bears these 2 are

 

[jnevin]

waif

1. a person, esp. a child, who has no home or friends.
2. something found, esp. a stray animal, whose owner is not known.
3. a stray item or article: to gather waifs of gossip.

It was also used to describe overly skinny models like Kate Moss when she was super thin.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

come on pussies fight

 

[ortiz34]

nobody calls me except Myway,Blueta, Stiletto, Rachelef, raina, and kakdeezer

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Ortiz just showed up with a 12pack

 

[ortiz34]

Ortiz just showed up with a 12pack

YAY!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

come on pussies fight

lol we just got off the phone.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I made him cry.

 

[chris302001]

geigh

 

[puddlemonkey]

Oh this should be good. I am betting on calveless for the most ownage tonight. Do not let me down!

wtf? how dare you bet against me!

 

[Smurfy]

I like the way he tries to sound all Barry White on his Vm message.

lol

wait a minute, what do you sound like?

oh i remember now. teehee

and i sound like everyone's aunt apparently.

 

[calveless wonder]

puddle's just woke up from a nap and i'm really uninspired from being carb depleted.

and i gotta run

 

[hog#head#cheese]

How long you 2 been e-fuckin?

 

[puddlemonkey]

calveless is a good egg

 

[puddlemonkey]

so who wants to talk to puddle on the phone next?

 

[chris302001]

so who wants to talk to puddle on the phone next?

lol, just post ur number and see who calls....

 

[hog#head#cheese]

so who wants to talk to puddle on the phone next?

Post up your #

 

[jnevin]

gimme a ring

 

[puddlemonkey]

Post up your #

If I were to do that the sheer popularity of this thread would bring down the EF servers.

 

[chris302001]

If I were to do that the sheer popularity of this thread would bring down the EF servers.

coming from a monkey with his dick in his mouth........

 

[jnevin]

801-577-6757

 

[hog#head#cheese]

If I were to do that the sheer popularity of this thread would bring down the EF servers.

Thats only because its my thread headed for greatness now post up the # Seriously

 

[Smurfy]

someone call me
leave a msg
i hate talking on the phone
i just wanna hear people's voices
i always lol when peeps from EF call
im always like "oh shit lmao thats what they sound like?" cuz it never matches what i thought
except needto, i knew he'd have a heavy Bahhhhstin accent

 

[hog#head#cheese]

801-577-6757

Im dialing it now

 

[chris302001]

someone call me
leave a msg
i hate talking on the phone
i just wanna hear people's voices
i always lol when peeps from EF call
im always like "oh shit lmao thats what they sound like?" cuz it never matches what i thought
except needto, i knew he'd have a heavy Bahhhhstin accent

fuck no! my voice sounds gay..... no 'ffense.......

 

[hog#head#cheese]

just sent you a text I think the #'s bogus though

 

[silverstar1025]

I always think my voice sounds young. Myway says I sound sexy, but she was drunk when she called me so who knows if she is correct on that one. lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

just sent you a text I think the #'s bogus though

Its not, I was on the phone with him this whole time. He's at the gym now so don't bug him.

 

[puddlemonkey]

someone call me
leave a msg
i hate talking on the phone
i just wanna hear people's voices
i always lol when peeps from EF call
im always like "oh shit lmao thats what they sound like?" cuz it never matches what i thought
except needto, i knew he'd have a heavy Bahhhhstin accent

Both calveless and jnev said they didn't expect me to sound the way I do. wtf?

 

[chris302001]

Both calveless and jnev said they didn't expect me to sound the way I do. wtf?

So you dont sound like sailor moon????

 

[silverstar1025]

Both calveless and jnev said they didn't expect me to sound the way I do. wtf?

What do they say you sound like? I picture you with some deep manly voice. Do you sound like a little bitch?

 

[hog#head#cheese]

jnevin just sent me a pic of his cawk thanks dude

 

[puddlemonkey]

What do they say you sound like? I picture you with some deep manly voice. Do you sound like a little bitch?

I dunno, maybe they thought I was suppose to sound like a chimpanzee.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I dunno, maybe they thought I was suppose to sound like a chimpanzee.

I was thinking jabba the hut

 

[puddlemonkey]

I was thinking jabba the hut

I'm thinking I need to get back to cleaning the house. A 2 hour job has turned into all day.

 

[ortiz34]

except needto, i knew he'd have a heavy Bahhhhstin accent

I have the worst boston accent

 

[chris302001]

I was thinking jabba the hut

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to hog#head#cheese again.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I'm thinking I need to get back to cleaning the house. A 2 hour job has turned into all day.

I bet that cage of yours is a fuckin mess

 

[chris302001]

Ahhhhhhhhhh hell........


You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Ahhhhhhhhhh hell........


You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.

them 2 lady boys bed down?

 

[RachelEFC]

nobody calls me except Myway,Blueta, Stiletto, Rachelef, raina, and kakdeezer

LOL at me calling ortiz

 

[hog#head#cheese]

LOL at me calling ortiz

You don't?

 

[RachelEFC]

You don't?

umm, well he promised he wouldn't say anything if I did

LOL right.

 

[ortiz34]

umm, well he promised he wouldn't say anything if I did

LOL right.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

What a fail this was both those girls tip toed out

 

[ortiz34]

Eh, I just got laid

 

[puddlemonkey]

Eh, I just got laid

by the same ol' used up tired pussy


sucker

 

[Faizakafez]

CW call me nigga,

CW is cheap with the txt's thats fo sho!

 

[puddlemonkey]

CW call me nigga

but you ain't blaque

 

[Faizakafez]

but you ain't blaque

50% mofo

 

[puddlemonkey]

50% mofo

Well then, I stand corrected knee grow!

 

[jnevin]

What do they say you sound like? I picture you with some deep manly voice. Do you sound like a little bitch?

He kinda sounds like the main guy from Knocked Up.

 

[puddlemonkey]

He kinda sounds like the main guy from Knocked Up.

I call bullshit!

 

[jnevin]

I call bullshit!

You do.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You do.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

This thread is like a monkey cage for puddle to swing on his rope

 

[silverstar1025]

He kinda sounds like the main guy from Knocked Up.

Really? bwahahahaha

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Cw is missing today

 

[jnevin]

Really? bwahahahaha

Yeah. And he kinds overpronounces his r's.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yeah. And he kinds overpronounces his r's.

lol lies!!!!

 

[silverstar1025]

Yeah. And he kinds overpronounces his r's.

lol freaking awesome!! Now I have to hear this.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol freaking awesome!! Now I have to hear this.

Bring it!

 

[silverstar1025]

Bring it!

I don't need hubby getting all worried for nothing wondering who is calling my cell. Call and leave me a message at work so I can have a good laugh in the morning. I will pm you my number now. Please be sure to use words with the letter r in them.

 

[silverstar1025]

Actually I don't think I can wait. I will have to call in on my line and listen to my voicemail now. lol

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[silverstar1025]

Puddles is scared! He doesn't want me to hear it and agree with jnev

 

[puddlemonkey]

I don't need hubby getting all worried for nothing wondering who is calling my cell. Call and leave me a message at work so I can have a good laugh in the morning. I will pm you my number now. Please be sure to use words with the letter r in them.

You sure that is a valid number? "Your call cannot be completed at this time, please try again later".

 

[puddlemonkey]

Puddles is scared! He doesn't want me to hear it and agree with jnev

I just tried to call woman! Go check the number you gave me.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Hello?

 

[calveless wonder]

He kinda sounds like the main guy from Knocked Up.

LOL!!!!!!!! thats a good one

you sound like a muppet

 

[jnevin]

LOL!!!!!!!! thats a good one

you sound like a muppet

I do? Which one? The Swedish Chef? Beaker?

 

[puddlemonkey]

LOL!!!!!!!! thats a good one

you sound like a muppet

dammit, I want a third opinion!

 

[jnevin]

dammit, I want a third opinion!

Ok Fozzie.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ok Fozzie.

wocka wocka wocka!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I can't believe I'm being thrown under the bus like this.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Thats his ass if i get that # ,Ill have craigs list mo/s from LA to Helsinki calling his ass

 

[jnevin]

I kinda picture you more as one of the old guys being a smartass up in the balcony.

Only too fat for the balcony.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Thats his ass if i get that # ,Ill have craigs list mo/s from LA to Helsinki calling his ass

I Finland!

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I Finland!

The Fins are good peeps

 

[puddlemonkey]

I kinda picture you more as one of the old guys being a smartass up in the balcony.

Only too fat for the balcony.

Apparently I'm too fat for my desk chair, I cracked the back of it yesterday leaning back.