Tonight I almost puked!!!!!!

[BOWTECH]

Today at the gym all was going well. I went to get a drink of water and had to pass by the hip abductor machine. As I passed the machine I had to back up and take another look at what I thought I saw. It was true. It was a purple thong being eaten by about 3 foot of ass crack. This girl had to weigh at least a good 250 lbs. That poor thong looked like a piece of dental floss being consumed by two MOUNDS of human flesh! Nasty!!!! I could have played jumprope with a thong that large. Why would they even make a thong in that size?

 

[hamstershaver]

thats bad bro material for not posting pics

 

[MILF69]

Today at the gym all was going well. I went to get a drink of water and had to pass by the hip abductor machine. As I passed the machine I had to back up and take another look at what I thought I saw. It was true. It was a purple thong being eaten by about 3 foot of ass crack. This girl had to weigh at least a good 250 lbs. That poor thong looked like a piece of dental floss being consumed by to MOUNDS of human flesh! Nasty!!!! I could have played jumprope with a thong that large. Why would they even make a thong in that size?

better yet how do you think she wipes herself when she goes to the bathroom...think about it!

 

[BOWTECH]

thats bad bro material for not posting pics

I didn't have a wide angle lens!

 

[covergrl80]

Today at the gym all was going well. I went to get a drink of water and had to pass by the hip abductor machine. As I passed the machine I had to back up and take another look at what I thought I saw. It was true. It was a purple thong being eaten by about 3 foot of ass crack. This girl had to weigh at least a good 250 lbs. That poor thong looked like a piece of dental floss being consumed by to MOUNDS of human flesh! Nasty!!!! I could have played jumprope with a thong that large. Why would they even make a thong in that size?

I wonder that same thing when I'm out shopping and see shit that big!

Thongs are suppost to be sexy,how is that going to look sexy on someone that big?

But I guess big girls need to be sexy too.

 

[redguru]

I didn't have a wide angle lens!

you could have zoomed in on the ass sweat and dingleberries!

 

[redguru]

Why is it that the heavyset ones are always doing thigh abduction anyway? Or ten hours at a snails pace on the recumbent bikes?

 

[BOWTECH]

Why is it that the heavyset ones are always doing thigh abduction anyway? Or ten hours at a snails pace on the recumbent bikes?

Isn't that the truth! lmao

 

[silverbackn]

Lets get to the meat of the subject, did you get her number?

 

[BOWTECH]

Lets get to the meat of the subject, did you get her number?

I knew someone was going to call me out on this so here it is........................1-900-LARD-ASS

 

[pdaddy]

better yet how do you think she wipes herself when she goes to the bathroom...think about it!

I'm guessing she goes through rather than around.

 

[silverbackn]

I knew someone was going to call me out on this so here it is........................1-900-LARD-ASS

It sounds like you had a successful night then!

 

[BOWTECH]

It sounds like you had a successful night then!

God I can't wait to run my hands down the back of her cottage cheese laiden thighs. Then work my way down to her cankles.....I didn't look but I hope she had some shoe fat too!!!!!(when fat drapes over the side of the shoe)......

 

[silverbackn]

God I can't wait to run my hands down the back of her cottage cheese laiden thighs. Then work my way down to her cankles.....I didn't look but I hope she had some shoe fat too!!!!!(when fat drapes over the side of the shoe)......

LMAO! That is awesome! She sounds like a hottie. There is nothing sexier than a set of 17 inch ankles!