Today's American women

[flexygrl]

Hi Ya'll,

Care for my take. I think Pamela summed it up very well. American women have many, many roles. Me for instance, I am a wife, daughter, student, and a very hard worker. I have different personalities for each of my "jobs". One thing I do try to be is very friendly, no matter what I may be doing. I am also extremely confident. I remember this one time that my husband and I went to Paris on business and one of his co-workers was from Lebanon, well my husband and I were talking about our jobs and how we love to work and how we give 110% to anything we do, and he looked right at us and said that he loved how "arrogant" American's are.


It's very hard to generalize any American, let alone American women. I have to be honest though; I can't stand most women and generally chose to not involve myself in friendships with any of them unless they are family.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

1) Loud, rude and crass without being any fun;

2) Ignorant, boring and uncultured with no ideas, opinions or curiosity;

3) Two-faced, lying, manipulative, controlling (duh);

4) Snobby and arrogant while lacking in both self-esteem and compassion for others;

5) They pitch their voices in shrill nasal tones that sound like nails on a chalk-board. This gets worse as they get older and is compounded by the god-awful accents some of them have;

6) They get fat;

7) They age badly. Once they get hitched, when they hit 28 or the 2nd kid whichever comes first, they hit the Haagen-Daz, get a lesbian haircut, and wear sweat pants, chunky sweaters and a pair of canvas shoes for the rest of their fat-ass life;

8) It doesn't matter how crazy she was in her youth, by age 28 or the 2nd kid (whichever comes 1st) she starts acting like her shit comes out in plastic bags and she's some kind of saintly figure engaged in a holy war against fun wherever it may be found. That's why I always find a 19 yr chick with a bunch of tattoos so fucking funny;

9) No sense of humor, they don't know something is funny unless there is a laughtrack and it involves the misfortune of others, and then they laugh like a hyena being disembowelled and show all their fillings. Because of this lack their mouths become thin-lipped and eventually pursed into a expression of permanent disapproval, that's why so many middle aged american women have a face like a pitbull licking shit off an electric fence;

10) Crap in the sack; hate to admit they enjoy sex because it would interfere in establishing a transactional dynamic in the relationship and reduce their bargaining power.

 

[Testosterone boy]

1) Loud, rude and crass without being any fun;

2) Ignorant, boring and uncultured with no ideas, opinions or curiosity;

3) Two-faced, lying, manipulative, controlling (duh);

4) Snobby and arrogant while lacking in both self-esteem and compassion for others;

5) They pitch their voices in shrill nasal tones that sound like nails on a chalk-board. This gets worse as they get older and is compounded by the god-awful accents some of them have;

6) They get fat;

7) They age badly. Once they get hitched, when they hit 28 or the 2nd kid whichever comes first, they hit the Haagen-Daz, get a lesbian haircut, and wear sweat pants, chunky sweaters and a pair of canvas shoes for the rest of their fat-ass life;

8) It doesn't matter how crazy she was in her youth, by age 28 or the 2nd kid (whichever comes 1st) she starts acting like her shit comes out in plastic bags and she's some kind of saintly figure engaged in a holy war against fun wherever it may be found. That's why I always find a 19 yr chick with a bunch of tattoos so fucking funny;

9) No sense of humor, they don't know something is funny unless there is a laughtrack and it involves the misfortune of others, and then they laugh like a hyena being disembowelled and show all their fillings. Because of this lack their mouths become thin-lipped and eventually pursed into a expression of permanent disapproval, that's why so many middle aged american women have a face like a pitbull licking shit off an electric fence;

10) Crap in the sack; hate to admit they enjoy sex because it would interfere in establishing a transactional dynamic in the relationship and reduce their bargaining power.

The man is consistent. Almost thought he pasted this from an earlier post. Almost.

Then I wonder why my .40 was beckoning me.


Yep................most women are bitches.

 

[2Thick]

1) Loud, rude and crass without being any fun;

2) Ignorant, boring and uncultured with no ideas, opinions or curiosity;

3) Two-faced, lying, manipulative, controlling (duh);

4) Snobby and arrogant while lacking in both self-esteem and compassion for others;

5) They pitch their voices in shrill nasal tones that sound like nails on a chalk-board. This gets worse as they get older and is compounded by the god-awful accents some of them have;

6) They get fat;

7) They age badly. Once they get hitched, when they hit 28 or the 2nd kid whichever comes first, they hit the Haagen-Daz, get a lesbian haircut, and wear sweat pants, chunky sweaters and a pair of canvas shoes for the rest of their fat-ass life;

8) It doesn't matter how crazy she was in her youth, by age 28 or the 2nd kid (whichever comes 1st) she starts acting like her shit comes out in plastic bags and she's some kind of saintly figure engaged in a holy war against fun wherever it may be found. That's why I always find a 19 yr chick with a bunch of tattoos so fucking funny;

9) No sense of humor, they don't know something is funny unless there is a laughtrack and it involves the misfortune of others, and then they laugh like a hyena being disembowelled and show all their fillings. Because of this lack their mouths become thin-lipped and eventually pursed into a expression of permanent disapproval, that's why so many middle aged american women have a face like a pitbull licking shit off an electric fence;

10) Crap in the sack; hate to admit they enjoy sex because it would interfere in establishing a transactional dynamic in the relationship and reduce their bargaining power.

You must be paying for your Psychiatrist's children's way through college.

 

[The Red Dragon]

LOL this is the most misogynistic board I have ever read

 

[smoknjilly]

in my part of the country....american women

make as much $$ or more than men do...and really, don't need men for anything....


and that is the way I like it

 

[Testosterone boy]

in my part of the country....american women

make as much $$ or more than men do...and really, don't need men for anything....


and that is the way I like it

Hah.....now that we have DVD burners, we don't need women for anything.


Thats the way we like it too. BTW.....single men are much happier than......well.......women.

 

[smoknjilly]

speak for yourself....

I am happier than all the males I know

 

[Sinistar]

once guys get it, they have a better time.