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chewyxrage
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lmao crak-
Don't turn into that 35 yr old that hangs out with college kids after he gets divorced
There is some 40 yr old ex-marine that hangs out at all the baseball parties up here. He really thinks he is hot shit, it's sooo damn funny. I wonder if he knows the only reason people keep him around is because he is fun to laugh at?
Don't turn into that 35 yr old that hangs out with college kids after he gets divorced
There is some 40 yr old ex-marine that hangs out at all the baseball parties up here. He really thinks he is hot shit, it's sooo damn funny. I wonder if he knows the only reason people keep him around is because he is fun to laugh at?
chewyxrage
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Lol crak didn't realize you were a marine till just now. No offense to the marines, just the dude 
Buddy_Christ
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hey there, i AM hot shit and everyone keeps me around because of it. lmao
to my advantage, i look a lot younger than i really am. over the past few months when i've been chatting with other college students, i was getting the feeling they thought i was maybe 18 or 19. eventually i'd have to ask "just how old do you think i am?" that question alone would add 4-5 years onto their estimate, and they'd usually say 22 or 23, but would practically shit themselves when i said 26, like they were expecting me to say 19. and i've got 3 forms of picture ID to prove it too!
the bonus is, when i'm 30, i'll look like i'm in my early 20s, so that means i'll still be able to blend in with a younger crowd (and the yonger womenY)
FYI - someone is only an ex-marine if they were not discharged honorably. anyone discharged honorably should be referred to as a 'Former' marine. 'ex' just sounds bad, like ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, etc. really drives me nuts when i hear that. i correct people on it all the time (very politely, of course)
to my advantage, i look a lot younger than i really am. over the past few months when i've been chatting with other college students, i was getting the feeling they thought i was maybe 18 or 19. eventually i'd have to ask "just how old do you think i am?" that question alone would add 4-5 years onto their estimate, and they'd usually say 22 or 23, but would practically shit themselves when i said 26, like they were expecting me to say 19. and i've got 3 forms of picture ID to prove it too!
the bonus is, when i'm 30, i'll look like i'm in my early 20s, so that means i'll still be able to blend in with a younger crowd (and the yonger women
Y)FYI - someone is only an ex-marine if they were not discharged honorably. anyone discharged honorably should be referred to as a 'Former' marine. 'ex' just sounds bad, like ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, etc. really drives me nuts when i hear that. i correct people on it all the time (very politely, of course)
chewyxrage
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lol-
crak you need to work this situation to your advantage.
find some really naive hot freshman. use your "life experience" to totally make her worship you.
oh yeah another way to take advantage of the situation-
I dont know if your college has dorms or what- but go there and find all the freshmen who want beer or whatever. Offer to buy it for them for the low, low, price of 5 bucks extra per person
use this money for your supps
crak you need to work this situation to your advantage.
find some really naive hot freshman. use your "life experience" to totally make her worship you.
oh yeah another way to take advantage of the situation-
I dont know if your college has dorms or what- but go there and find all the freshmen who want beer or whatever. Offer to buy it for them for the low, low, price of 5 bucks extra per person
use this money for your supps
Buddy_Christ
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lmao
i've thought about the whole beer/alcohol thing. there are dorms, but guess what...it's a DRY CAMPUS. if you're caught with alcohol on campus, they'll call in the town police. what a crock of sh!t!
i'm having a hard time with the naive freshman thing. somehow in the course of conversations it comes out that i got 2 kids (one that's mine) and a woman at home, and for most chicks it sends them away. still trying to find the rare one or two that says "oh, well, that's ok, you can just use and abuse me whenever you want, no strings attached!" i have a tendency to be pretty honest, i don't like when people spout off BS, so i do my absolute best to not do it myself. that's a good thing, i guess, but it's keeping me off of 18-19 yr old hotties, which is a bad thing (or if you take my girlfriend's point of view, it's a good thing)
i've thought about the whole beer/alcohol thing. there are dorms, but guess what...it's a DRY CAMPUS. if you're caught with alcohol on campus, they'll call in the town police. what a crock of sh!t!
i'm having a hard time with the naive freshman thing. somehow in the course of conversations it comes out that i got 2 kids (one that's mine) and a woman at home, and for most chicks it sends them away. still trying to find the rare one or two that says "oh, well, that's ok, you can just use and abuse me whenever you want, no strings attached!" i have a tendency to be pretty honest, i don't like when people spout off BS, so i do my absolute best to not do it myself. that's a good thing, i guess, but it's keeping me off of 18-19 yr old hotties, which is a bad thing (or if you take my girlfriend's point of view, it's a good thing)
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