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SaladFork
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I work for a company where everyone sits on their asses all day in front of the PC and it shows. Ton’s of meh girls walking around who wear nice designer clothes and think they are hot as shit. Most of the people are really nice and I get along with everyone. Minus a few… There are clicks at work, like high school or college and every work place has them. No one wants to hang out with Todd the stinky developer with BO. Then there is Steve… big fat guy with 80 coca cola cans covering his desk, never too lazy to go get a soda, but always too lazy to throw the empties away (he stinks also). But these guys are cool, they don’t bug me. They mind their own business and do great work, a little weird and smelly but not bad none the less.
Now what bugs me are the meh girls (and I say this because of their attitude, not cause they are ugly) who I always hear talking about dieting… So over the last couple of months this one meh girl’s been bugging me to help her with some training and her nutrition for a trip she has in June. I agreed to help her cause of the nice guy that I am. I sat down a few times that week and let her talk my ear off about what she was doing and how she went about it. Then I went back and corrected her and tried to point out things she can improve on. Right off the bad she got on the defense and wants to do things at ‘her pace’. I told her to start up on cardio, run around the lake you LIVE at and everyone in Seattle runs. She never did it, but she kept going to her kinetics gym and has made ZERO progress, if anything she is fatter now. I gave her the advise anyone here would and was expecting more of an ‘Tell me more, I want to learn’ instead I got some girl wanting to give 10% into something and expect 100% results. I gave her the meal plan, told her what to eat, take and offered to hit the gym a few times with her to show her some stuff.
Sorry this is turning out to be a long story, but it’s been buggin me every since lunch. Where today we had a big birthday lunch outing… I’m never really eat out because I can never order anything off the menus. My diets strict like a lot of yours, so when I go out to eat people will flip me shit, it’s usually the people plowing their face with breadsticks and slurping down a diet coke. “Haha, why can’t you eat this?” type remakes. Ok so anyways I sat across the table from said meh girl at lunch, she ordered the same thing I did. My boss was right next to me and he says “SaladFork, why didn’t you help meh girl with her diet and workout plan, I thought you were going to do that.” So I look right across the table at meh girl and say “Because I do not have time to motivate someone who is only willing to give 10%.” She turned red and then says “I don’t want to lift weight because I don’t want to look like the girls you like”. I said “Ignorants is bliss” and left it to that. Wtf? So now I’m the bad guy for trying to help someone? I tried to give her advice, she was not going to listen so why bother? Am I crazy or is this bitch just fuggin stupid?
Meh girls ass is on the left... Every girl at my works ass looks like those (and that is not a dude standing next to her, it's also a meh).
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I work for a company where everyone sits on their asses all day in front of the PC and it shows. Ton’s of meh girls walking around who wear nice designer clothes and think they are hot as shit. Most of the people are really nice and I get along with everyone. Minus a few… There are clicks at work, like high school or college and every work place has them. No one wants to hang out with Todd the stinky developer with BO. Then there is Steve… big fat guy with 80 coca cola cans covering his desk, never too lazy to go get a soda, but always too lazy to throw the empties away (he stinks also). But these guys are cool, they don’t bug me. They mind their own business and do great work, a little weird and smelly but not bad none the less.
Now what bugs me are the meh girls (and I say this because of their attitude, not cause they are ugly) who I always hear talking about dieting… So over the last couple of months this one meh girl’s been bugging me to help her with some training and her nutrition for a trip she has in June. I agreed to help her cause of the nice guy that I am. I sat down a few times that week and let her talk my ear off about what she was doing and how she went about it. Then I went back and corrected her and tried to point out things she can improve on. Right off the bad she got on the defense and wants to do things at ‘her pace’. I told her to start up on cardio, run around the lake you LIVE at and everyone in Seattle runs. She never did it, but she kept going to her kinetics gym and has made ZERO progress, if anything she is fatter now. I gave her the advise anyone here would and was expecting more of an ‘Tell me more, I want to learn’ instead I got some girl wanting to give 10% into something and expect 100% results. I gave her the meal plan, told her what to eat, take and offered to hit the gym a few times with her to show her some stuff.
Sorry this is turning out to be a long story, but it’s been buggin me every since lunch. Where today we had a big birthday lunch outing… I’m never really eat out because I can never order anything off the menus. My diets strict like a lot of yours, so when I go out to eat people will flip me shit, it’s usually the people plowing their face with breadsticks and slurping down a diet coke. “Haha, why can’t you eat this?” type remakes. Ok so anyways I sat across the table from said meh girl at lunch, she ordered the same thing I did. My boss was right next to me and he says “SaladFork, why didn’t you help meh girl with her diet and workout plan, I thought you were going to do that.” So I look right across the table at meh girl and say “Because I do not have time to motivate someone who is only willing to give 10%.” She turned red and then says “I don’t want to lift weight because I don’t want to look like the girls you like”. I said “Ignorants is bliss” and left it to that. Wtf? So now I’m the bad guy for trying to help someone? I tried to give her advice, she was not going to listen so why bother? Am I crazy or is this bitch just fuggin stupid?
Meh girls ass is on the left... Every girl at my works ass looks like those (and that is not a dude standing next to her, it's also a meh).
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Cliff Notes:
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- The girls I work with are Meh & some of the guys stink.
- Meh girl ask me for help working out and dieting
- SaladFork Agrees
- Girl doesn’t take SF’s advice
- Girl uses her non taking advice ass to backstab SaladFork in front of my boss
- I become the bad guy for trying to help
