tired DIVAS

[RyanH]

Cher---too much plastic

Tina Turner----too many agespots

Barbra Streisand---Still yawning

Mariah SCAREY----too many booty jeans

EarthKit----Catsound is way dated..

Celine Dion-----too lovesick..too anorexic.


the fresh:

Billy Holiday
Madonna

 

[May1010]

RyanH,

Why are you such a queen tonite?

 

[RyanH]

The Queen is crying from her THRONE...

 

[May1010]

* snap * snap *

 

[Jimsbbc]

Do you really consider Madonna fresh? I don't understand how she can do this. She reinvents herself every new album she puts out.

 

[RyanH]

Madonna is THE BITCH........you've got to admire her ambition....she came from nothing---she made it all on her own......Talent or no-talent---she's a successful fuck.....

I just spend 700.00 on tickets for her coming concert.....I would only pay that for her or U2

 

[latona]

Most overlooked diva: Ella Fitzgerald.

 

[RyanH]

Very true.....Ella makes the DIVA HALL OF FAME.

What about Dolly Parton? I think she might qualify. The staying power of her breasts deserves an award.

 

[latona]

What about Dolly Parton? I think she might qualify. The staying power of her breasts deserves an award.

LOL! But I don't know if country singers can count as divas (although the rhinestones help alot!). If so, wouldn't you'd need to include Patsy Cline? I think she'd need more attitude.

Come to think of it, what exactly are the criteria of divahood (or is it divaship?)

 

[RyanH]

I think DIVAHOOD is all about longevity and surviving life with a Soul....

Mariah Scarey, JLO, are all to young.......

Going around the block a couple of times is definitely required.....

Petsy Cline is another Diva....too bad her DivaHood ended so soon...

 

[latona]

I agree. Divahood is about travailing to become a success, overcoming adversity along the way, transcending the mundane, turning tragedy into triumph... and doing it all GLAMOROUSLY!

But beware! there are many diva wanna-be's out there, too.

 

[RyanH]

But beware! there are many diva wanna-be's out there, too.

Such as Brittiany HoSpears, , Christina HAGullera, Shenia Twain....

I agreee---Additional REQUIREMENT: GLAMOUR

 

[Bull69]

Where is Nina Simone on this lisr?

 

[vixenbabe]

Miss Patty LaBelle will always be a diva in my book....

 

[RyanH]

Bump for Ms. LaBelle......