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Tips on how to make CRACK

havoc

havoc

Shaolin Ninja
I am about to purvey you with some vital info. that I am sure your parents will utilize to the best of there abilities.

Apparently by creating coke or freebase itself its very easy to blow yourself up with chemicals (ethyl ether and ammonia added to this process as well as a much longer, harder cooking process), so we're keepin it ghetto and safe for this reason...
Ok, heres some info I've been able to collect about making crack:

Buy a quarter (7 grams) of good coke. If you wanna cook that quarter put about 1 gram of baking soda. Be sure and put 1 gram baking soda for every 1/4 oz.(7 grams). Put it in a jar with just a little bit of tap water, mix it around slowy. Get a pot and fill it up till about 1/2 way and then put the jar in it. Let it boil (watching the heat cafeful not to burn) till it evaporates or the crystalized shit will float top the top. Skim that off, thats the product. The shit that floats to the bottom is just baking soda. Again dont turn the heat up too high.

Feel free to add what you think would help.

Now go make some crack ok?
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I prefer mainlining herion through my Coratid artery.
 
Thanks for the info Havoc.

I'll make it when I finish baking my K tonight.
 
Greatr info Havoc. So how much would I need to use before I started making postings like this? I was contemplating becoming addicted to various class A substances so that I can be cool like all those guys that rob old people where I live. :)
 
Must point out that I have never taken part in cocaine, crack or any drug that isnt natural for that matter, in fact the only drugs I have tried are ganja, hash, shrooms, opium and peyote which are what Kids? Thats right, Natural drugs that were meant for you and me, never again will I attempt peyote and I think my shrooming and opium days are over as well. Point of this post is to help others make crack, I want you all to be informed on the most upscale methods of crack creation. Crack is what keeps money in my pockets and free cheeseburgers coming in. Also I have met a plethora of people who look like they floss with barbwire. Ahhh the benefits of crack cant be matched. peace
 
Great Idea, why don't you sniff gasoline instead? It will destroy more brain cells then the crack will, that is unless you have a stroke while smoking the crack...
 
Send me your client list! I have a shit load of crystal meth that we can market to your clients and maximize a cross functional multi prodcut sales platform.
 
Wodin, my client list is quite eclectic ranging from the Cub Scouts to the Vatican. I will Morris code you all my clients later. About the meth, just by chance , is your suppliers code name "Bleeding Colon"?
 
Why yes...my supplier is also known as bleeding colon he also goes by the name SSME! Amazing, isn't it. I already have some cleints at the vatacan...
 
SSME aka "bleeding colon" is a good guy but being fisted on a daily basis and acting out his dream of being a human muppet named Kermit the Fag is a bit much but hey the guy can get some great shit so fuck it. peace
 
Everybody has their quirks bro. You just have to look past them in order to get business done. He should go see a proctologist on a regular basis though since he has more butt traffic than I-10 has semis!
 
I will smoke signal the both of you later with my favorite dried banana peel smoking methods. i will get you in touch with your inner gorilla. for reals.

-Bleeding Colon aka SSME
 
what's awesome is he's right. hee hee, good ol' drugs.

I'm still waiting on my gbl and that will be the closest to real drugs I've done in a long time.

ass
 
i used to freebase coke with my psychotic stripper girlfriend a long time ago. we would mix the coke with baking soda and water in a spoon, heat up the spoon with a lighter, and then scoop up the shit that floated on top and put it in a glass pipe or in a joint. what i liked about it was the sweet smell it gives off.

you waste a lot of coke doing it like that, though, but back then we never payed for it, we could get grams of uncut stuff for free.
 
Now your gonna pay close to $300US for a Q of good whites. Why would you want to turn this to crack, is it worth more? I thought crack was cheap and shitty? Enlighten me Havoc.
 
It's cheap, shitty and highly addictive. Plus you increase your product volume. What's not to like!
 
The Cliff Notes:

Steal your neighbor's gun, pop in the clip, flick the safety and shoot yourself.

Oh, and don't be an asshole, bring your body bag so the poor slob that finds your body won't have to scrub out the blood stains all afternoon.
 
velvett said:
The Cliff Notes:

Steal your neighbor's gun, pop in the clip, flick the safety and shoot yourself.

Oh, and don't be an asshole, bring your body bag so the poor slob that finds your body won't have to scrub out the blood stains all afternoon.
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Velvette your always thinking of others...your considerate, that's what I'm saying. I would add a garbage bag over the head before you pull the trigger that way most of the splatter stays in that bag.
 
havoc said:
Must point out that I have never taken part in cocaine, crack or any drug that isnt natural for that matter,
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You're a retard, cocaine is all natural dumbass.
 
Plifter aka "infant dick", cocaine has to go through a process, drugs like herb, shrooms and peyote don't. They are always just ready to go, sort of like your mothers whorehouse during dollar days. Having and IQ level of 167 which is well over genius you little runt makes it inherently known that coke does not just spring from the ground in little ziploc bags, it has to be processed from the plant to the substance(this is what I mean when I say it isnt natural, got it Shirley) cock breath but thanks for the attempt at intervention.
 
Rizzo, if you were here I would bless you with an 1/8th of my finest Jah-herb for that statement, well said. peace
 
havoc said:
Plifter aka "infant dick", cocaine has to go through a process, drugs like herb, shrooms and peyote don't. They are always just ready to go, sort of like your mothers whorehouse during dollar days. Having and IQ level of 167 which is well over genius you little runt makes it inherently known that coke does not just spring from the ground in little ziploc bags, it has to be processed from the plant to the substance(this is what I mean when I say it isnt natural, got it Shirley) cock breath but thanks for the attempt at intervention.
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Hmmm, if we look at things in your way of thinking then marijuana (as used by you junkies) is not natural either. You don't find the stuff rolled up in paper in the forest now do you? Get back to smoking your crack Einstein.
 
Plifter, you have stooped to a new level of dumbshit right below Elmer Fudds ass. That was the worst comparison I have ever witnessed on here. The majority of herb smokers that I know don't even roll it. I find it hard to believe that you did not understand what I was implying(because if you don't then you are well on your way to guessing peoples weight at the local carnival). My main point is that cocaine goes through a rigorous process from the plant to the actual cocaine itself, its chemistry actually. Now herb on the other hand can be picked, dried and be smoked or either ingested with no process whatsoever. The same goes for mushroooms and peyote. Do you understand me?
 
plifter......

with that logic then the all natural orange juice isnt natural either cause it doesnt grow in plastic containers.

The all natural peanut butter isnt natural either cause its comes in glass jars. Fuck man and i loved that stuff........false fucking advertisements!:D
 
Smallcock I dont abuse any drugs.

Do you look like this?
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Didnt think so, and this is all Natural because of my genetic superiority, stick to your coloring books Charlotte
 
Smallcock, this entire thread was a huge JOKE, I made that clear earlier, your idea of a junkie seems a bit awkward. Bro, I dont make crack, I found this shit on another site and thought it would be some dark humor for the board, you are the only one taking it the wrong way, calm down.
 
Havoc you are still as funny as ever.... Damn I havent been to this board in about 10months and not only do I lose my name but you are still coming up with new things to make you the all around ghetto tour guide.. :fro:


Keep smokin that space weed bro...
 
No cocaine in my brain, i don't wanna, i don't wanna go insane......
 
havoc said:
Having and IQ level of 167 which is well over genius .....
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*cough, cough* BULLSHIT! *cough, cough*

Listen, Einstein.

If you are going to keep that badass avatar of the Honorable Robert Nesta Marley, there are certain moral responsibilities you must adhere to;
For starters, you should not be teaching teenagers how to make crack.
Second, you should not be ostracizing your brothers and sisters for their lack of understanding. You should hold compassion for the stupid, the ignorant and the poorly-hung.

If you want you be a scumbag like the rest of us, kindly remove the avatar so as not to diminish the loving spirit of Bob.

Thanks.
 
Hey karsen how " STOOPID IS HE "
hey still spelling it wrong what a dip shit ha ha ha "stoopid" this guy is killin me man;) :p :D
 
Fuck weed, fuck crack, fuck coke, fuck shrooms,
but the peyote ahh yes the peyote is grand. Just ask my good friend Jim Morrison he will tell you in a heart beat that peyote is the greastest drug ever found.
Wait a minute he is dead isn't he. Holy shit this stuff really works.
I think that Peyote was put here on this earth just for Havoc, cuz he seems like the kind of guy who wants to eat all day long. I mean look at his pic (he is all natural) he must eat something all day, why not peyote it's good for the soul.
And as far as crack goes that shit stinks.
So to all that want the perfect drug try peyote and if you don't like it, there is a full refund, so what do you have to lose (exept maybe your life) which will be taken from you one day anyways, so go for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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