Tips on how to make CRACK

[WODIN]

Send me your client list! I have a shit load of crystal meth that we can market to your clients and maximize a cross functional multi prodcut sales platform.

 

[cladshirt]

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WTF!

 

[havoc]

Wodin, my client list is quite eclectic ranging from the Cub Scouts to the Vatican. I will Morris code you all my clients later. About the meth, just by chance , is your suppliers code name "Bleeding Colon"?

 

[WODIN]

Why yes...my supplier is also known as bleeding colon he also goes by the name SSME! Amazing, isn't it. I already have some cleints at the vatacan...

 

[havoc]

SSME aka "bleeding colon" is a good guy but being fisted on a daily basis and acting out his dream of being a human muppet named Kermit the Fag is a bit much but hey the guy can get some great shit so fuck it. peace

 

[WODIN]

Everybody has their quirks bro. You just have to look past them in order to get business done. He should go see a proctologist on a regular basis though since he has more butt traffic than I-10 has semis!

 

[supersizeme]

I will smoke signal the both of you later with my favorite dried banana peel smoking methods. i will get you in touch with your inner gorilla. for reals.

-Bleeding Colon aka SSME

 

[havoc]

You said it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

what's awesome is he's right. hee hee, good ol' drugs.

I'm still waiting on my gbl and that will be the closest to real drugs I've done in a long time.

ass

 

[decibel]

i used to freebase coke with my psychotic stripper girlfriend a long time ago. we would mix the coke with baking soda and water in a spoon, heat up the spoon with a lighter, and then scoop up the shit that floated on top and put it in a glass pipe or in a joint. what i liked about it was the sweet smell it gives off.

you waste a lot of coke doing it like that, though, but back then we never payed for it, we could get grams of uncut stuff for free.