Oh man I am not a smoker, though I have. There was this scene in Arrested development where the hippie dude is all trying to balance some brownies in his hand and all slow and shit, it was an awesome depiction of being stoned. I had had a beer and I was like, DAMN, I wish I could get stoned right now!
Like verything is all all fascinating and shit and you're all slow
like you migh all of a sudden notice
"Wow, the blue in the Colts' uniforms is so INTENSE. I mean it's so BLUE. WOW"