time to buy undies again

[CoBra666]

throughout my life i misplaced my underwear, all of it. well, except a couple party thongs. sometimes id get hammered go out the next day and low and behold, theres my ginch in the middle of the street. reminds me of a good night.. that i dont remember. eventually i ran out. been commando for bout 6 years now. but due to the increasing smell of balls in every pair of pants and shorts i wear i think im gonna go buy some undies to contain the funk. and yes i wash everyday, and no im slacking on my manscaping. but dang, ball smell everywhere

 

[Sub-Zero]

i need to buy tight slider shorts so i dont rack my nuts and cock off while doing power shrugs

 

[CoBra666]

im still on dbells, im tiny

 

[rollergirl2]

Umm ball smell? Yes, get ur stinky butt to the store....pluuueeezzz

 

[CoBra666]

lmao, not normally they dont smell. but now that its warm out and im sweating for 12 hours at work, then at the gym, muay thai, biking, or whatever im doin. theres always ball sweat smell. or they could make a gooch deoderant>> need2gooch

 

[rollergirl2]

Massengil for gooch?

 

[CoBra666]

lol, could be a sprucing up option

 

[jiggagold]

just spray fine cologne on the dead space

 

[CoBra666]

hmm, nothin wrong with a gucci gooch

 

[Strongbow]

This is fucking sick, lose weight you lard ass sweat hoggy muth a fucker and you want be so funky. But dont feel too bad fat people everywhere smell like ass, Puddlemonkey seems to have found that buying bulk cologne in multiple frgrances works great for covering up the smell of funky lard ass.

 

[CoBra666]

never thought of bulk cologne before. would be hella cheaper