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[ZKaudio]

^i'm pretty harsh. I'm sure I'll get some nerps from this post but someone's gotta put it in words.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i think pink looks good with a suit. i have a couple of pink dress shirts and ties.

popping your collar i'm not into

but i am going to try to bring the european mullet in... tight on the sides long and messy spikes on the top and about a 1/2" longer on the back. brown hair, black and red highlights....

 

[ZKaudio]

^skip the highlights, natural hair is in.

 

[tiger88]

9. never wear T shirts with catchy sayings on them....aka slogan t shirts.Your girlfriend’s out of town? Wow, thanks for telling me..A tshirt that talks is a desperate bid for attention..Slogan shirts = supposed to be about self-expression but when everyone and thier mom has one on....kinda kills the point..lucky in kentucky! LOL

10. just because a dress shirt is expensive doesnt mean its nice or look nice on you... get dress shirts that fit.... tailored Jc penny clothes will look way better then someone who goes to Saks and just throws things togather...get things that fit you...

11. ball on a budget (save money and look nice) ...check out nordstorm rack, saks has a secondery store too.... ebay...etc..... alot fo nice things out there and u dont have to pay retail for everything thats nice.

12. less colonge is and always better then more

 

[mrdeeznuts]

^skip the highlights, natural hair is in.

light highlights u mean during this time of the year

i'm going darker

 

[jack sparrow]

 

[tiger88]

"BANG YOUR HEAD!"

quiet riot

metal health!

 

[jack sparrow]

"BANG YOUR HEAD!"

quiet riot

metal health!

Great bands in the 80's, but I'm glad Metallica saved us from dressing like those guys. I had the hair though

 

[mrdeeznuts]

all of the fashion expertise you guys are going to receive are NOT goign to apply to the midwest or deep south. These areas might as well be on another planet. If you need any proof, watch american idol and check out the dbags with the comb forward haircut and fking 42 inch waste jeans... in these areas, you're more likely going to get girls based on how big your truck is lifted and how much you bench. No reason to try and play the sensitive male card, and win them over with style and grace... anyway...

let's just settle some things...

1. Oakleys are NEVER cool, nor do you look good in them, I dont want to hear disagreements, you are just wrong.
2. If you pop your collar, you are automatically trying too hard and look like ridiculous. You should only be wearing a polo when you are conforming to a slightly nicer dress code. Not when you want to look like Luke from the OC.
3. If you are ever considered to be "trying to hard to look good" instead of just looking like a stylish person, just stop and dress comfortably. This is generally the frat mentality of, I can't get any ass so I'm going to dress like some wad I saw on MTV and maybe girls will like me more.
4. If you are really ugly, stop wasting money on clothes. Instead keep in good shape and start saving for some facial work.
5. If you have f'd up teeth, go to a dentist/oral surgeon. Nothign looks more hillbilly slackjaw than fucked up grill.
6. NEVER wear a shell necklace. In fact, just don't wear a necklace unless you feel there is some deep personal significance (in which case I still don't recommend it but it's your body
7. Clunky soled dress shoes a la sketchers and kenneth cole are NOT cool. (k cole has a few nice pairs of DRESS shoes) Your nice shoes should be nice and your casual shoes should be casual. That simple. You don't put mud terrain tires on a benz.


Feel free to add to my list tigger.

i normally don't like oakleys but i do like the new gascans. however i usually sport rayban avis

 

[jackangel]

i agree with just about all the things that niger88 and zkaudio said. but i know nothing much about fashion and dress like a slob.

minor point of clarification: are you referring to all oakley's (even ones that are nondescript and look like ordinary shades), or just the 80s "blades" look?

fucking quiet riot = sweet.