Thread titles you will never see from soklu, part 1:

[jackangel]

"I just did awesome in a english test."

 

[SoKlueles]

or
I just gave an awesome fellatio

 

[Dunk]

"So i just went upstairs..."

 

[ohashi]

I did awesome on an Enligsh test.

 

[SoKlueles]

I did awesome on[/n] an Enligsh test.

lol

 

[ohashi]

Dang, those B's and N's sure are close together.

 

[Sweet_Bitch]

Hammy Just Licked the Kitty

 

[SoKlueles]

Hammy Just Licked the Kitty

 

[Sweet_Bitch]

I don't know how you deal with that

 

[jackangel]

i'm glad everyone decided to stick my "illiterate redneck wench" theme.

fucks.

 

[blut wump]

My van started first time today.

 

[hamstershaver]

i just cooked dinner

 

[hamstershaver]

i went a whole day without nagging at hammy

 

[SoKlueles]

jerk dont get carried away here

 

[StickFigure]

"So, we decided to move out of the trailer and into a house."

 

[SoKlueles]

"so today i decided to let hammy backdoor me again"

 

[StickFigure]

"I finally got rid ov my tube top and Daisy Dukes! What a relief!"

 

[jackangel]

"today i weighed in at less than 345"

 

[SoKlueles]

"today i weighed in at less than 345"

 

[StickFigure]

"OK, I'm gonna give away all my karma today! Who wants it?"

 

[Cutiebaby]

"OK, I'm gonna give away all my karma today! Who wants it?"

shes givin away before!

 

[jackangel]

"i posted less than 56 times yesterday"

 

[SoKlueles]

"stickfigure and jackangel are my 2 best E friends"

 

[StickFigure]

shes givin away before!

STFU and don't ruin the thread!

 

[jackangel]

"i passed up some random cawk last night at the club"

 

[StickFigure]

"stickfigure and jackangel are my 2 best E friends"

"Please don't send me any more penis pics!! Hammy's is MORE than enough!"

 

[blut wump]

I wish I'd never posted in this thread

 

[StickFigure]

"I let Hammy kill the cat this morning."

 

[Cutiebaby]

"i want stickfigure to flirt with me"

 

[StickFigure]

"i want stickfigure to flirt with me"

She's probably one of the only ones I don't flirt with here. Don't get me wrong, I tried a long time ago but she doesn't flirt back so it's no fun.

 

[Gymgurl]

Hammy let gymgurl move in to show him how to take of that kitty

 

[StickFigure]

"Hammy just can't get enough of this kitty!!"

 

[CENTURION44]

I missed a few days from EF...what did I miss????


Never happen

 

[SoKlueles]

She's probably one of the only ones I don't flirt with here. Don't get me wrong, I tried a long time ago but she doesn't flirt back so it's no fun.

what are u talking about??? i always flirt

 

[StickFigure]

what are u talking about??? i always flirt

Not with me.

 

[StickFigure]

"I'm sooo glad Hammy doesn't like to lick the kitty! I hate the way it feels!!"

 

[Cutiebaby]

"i am not going to post at all today"

 

[StickFigure]

"If you guys give me any more karma, I'm gonna puke!"

 

[nycgirl]

nycgirl

She has yet to create an appreciation thread for me. I didn't even get a b-day thread on her damn IA board. I still love her.

 

[Sub-Zero]

"check out my big boobies"

 

[SoKlueles]

nycgirl

She has yet to create an appreciation thread for me. I didn't even get a b-day thread on her damn IA board. I still love her.

OMGGGGGGGG i didnt
shit your birthdya didnt come up on the thingy and dang now i feel like crap

 

[StickFigure]

"I'm tired of talking about myself! Tell me about you."

 

[jackangel]

"i care about people and have feelings"

 

[nutsnack]

I did awesome on an Enligsh test.

lol owned..

 

[StickFigure]

"I had that tattoo of Hammy's name removed from my ass this week"

 

[jackangel]

perhaps there's some confusion here. if you think i was own3d on this thread, you are wrong.

 

[StickFigure]

"Do I talk too much???"

 

[SoKlueles]

omg stickfigure your enjoying this WAYYYYY too much

 

[StickFigure]

omg stickfigure your enjoying this WAYYYYY too much

LMAO!!!@ how long this thread has lasted!!

 

[nutsnack]

"dang"

 

[HiDnGoD]

Not with me.

Ditto! 'moves to the corner & sulks AGAIN'

BTW people Enligsh(?) test.

 

[redguru]

True, we already knew jackangel was illiterate, so it isn't an owning.

 

[StickFigure]

"I wish I looked less like Redgurus avatar"

 

[redguru]

I wish Hammy was attracted to RedGuru's avatar, and left my kitty alone.

 

[HiDnGoD]

"So I hear Stephen Hawking has figured out how to reproduce a singularity."

 

[swole]

Some of you people really need to stay away from potentially hilarious threads like this. Besides jackangel, some of those remarks were terribly unwitty and boring. Try again.

 

[StickFigure]

Some of you people really need to stay away from potentially hilarious threads like this. Besides jackangel, some of those remarks were terribly unwitty and boring. Try again.

I thought I did a great job so far!

 

[Gambino]

"hammy says my gash is too tight"

 

[nycgirl]

Look At Me!!!!!




(She knows I'm not being mean to her w/ this one. )

 

[StickFigure]

"I was such a dirty little slut last night!!"

 

[swole]

"tonight we aren't eating ramen noodles"

 

[swole]

"hammy says my stretch marks aren't noticeable"

"i lost weight!"

"i can't find the twinkies"

"my accent makes me sound smart"

"hammy's penis brought me to orgasm"

 

[nycgirl]

I didn't burn the potatoes and throw away the juice from the roast.

 

[StickFigure]

"I'm so tired of eating fried bologna and potatoe soup."

 

[nutsnack]

this isn't a thread title but i can't see someone saying this...

"this thread is so funny"

"i love this thread"

 

[StickFigure]

"Ohhh Hammy! You were sooo good last night!"

 

[jackangel]

"I added jack to my christmas card list"

 

[Dial_tone]

"I just gave up my virgin booty to Dial_tone".

 

[hamstershaver]

"hammy says my gash is too tight"

el o el

 

[StickFigure]

"Hammy's little penis is so small, I just love it!"

 

[SoKlueles]

OMGGGGGGG ur all evil
hahahaha nycgirl on the roast and gravy crap hahahaha

 

[StickFigure]

"Look here everybody!! I posted pics of my boobies!!"

 

[StickFigure]

"I wish people would quit dedicating threads to me. It makes me feel sorry for those who don't get the same attention!"

 

[Cutiebaby]

here is my pic

 

[StickFigure]

here is my pic

probably the truest statement of the bunch!

 

[jackangel]

"I fit through a door today"

"OMG I just balanced my checkbook"