Those tags on throw pillows

[Smurfy]

How do you get those fuckers off without tearing a hole in the seam of your throw pillows?
this is the second set of pillows i have created holes in from tearing the tags out or from not cutting them right

 

[grubd]

cut them off with scissors.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Have your doctor boyfriend surgically remove them.

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol @ Chris surgically removing them ahahaha

 

[EnderJE]

use your sharp nipples

 

[Mr. dB]

Lawbreaker!

 

[-SD-]

find a doc who does labiaplasty to remove it like he removes teh excess beef curtains.

 

[the_clockwork]

maybe it's not the ripping off the tags that causes the hole.. maybe your son is learning about masturbation and is fucking the pillows?

 

[cryptosporidium]

burn them off with your laser beam eyes.