this woman at work keeps giving me popcorn

[hamstershaver]

does this mean she wants my penis?? i cant think of any other reason for her niceness

 

[SoKlueles]

maybe she thinks u look malnourished

 

[powerslave]

Might be buttered with her kitty juice!

 

[Big Rick Rock]

She is trying to make you fat so she can eat you.

 

[Deterass]

Wipe the butter from your hands all over your little pee pee then hang it out of your zipper and just ask her if she wants a taste.........

 

[hamstershaver]

Wipe the butter from your hands all over your little pee pee then hang it out of your zipper and just ask her if she wants a taste.........

best idea yet

 

[Dougly]

Popcorn is a cure for bad breath.

 

[hamstershaver]

wait i didnt see the little pee pee part

 

[SoKlueles]

Popcorn is a cure for bad breath.

I like this one better

 

[hamstershaver]

Wipe the butter from your hands all over anaconda sized penis then hang the monster out of your zipper and just ask her if she wants a taste.........

this idea is even better

 

[hamstershaver]

Popcorn is a cure for bad breath.

i brush at least 3x a week

 

[Deterass]

wait i didnt see the little pee pee part

 

[SoreArms]

bust the "greatest moments in hook up history" popcorn trick