This totally blows :(

Frisky · Dec 27, 2006

I ordered two things for my beau for Christmas... (even though we were not supposed to exchange gifts this year) ....... hell he bought me one so, i don't feel all so bad.

So, his really good friend was all in it with me, and was going to leave me his truck to pick up one that would be in for christmas and the other was a new years gift. Well, drunk fucker forgets... LOL, so I'm waiting on them to call with a delivery date... not until next friday :worried:

Can't get intouch with B, nor with T... (both his friends) I have a damn Nissan Altima (not gonna fit a recliner and/or a huge gas grill in the trunk or the back seat of that thing. Now, my christmas gift is not only late... but I have to ask my beau to bring me his truck. Lets see what kind of excuse I can come up with. He's already asking why why why...

feisty11975 · Dec 27, 2006

lol

tell him you have to pick up your swing that you ordered. I am sure he won't mind! lol

Frisky · Dec 27, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
lol

tell him you have to pick up your swing that you ordered. I am sure he won't mind! lol

he knows I can fit that in my car.... If ya know what i mean :evil:

reno240 · Dec 27, 2006

That shit bothers me - My wife used to go away for the summers and her birthday is in the summer. Well I would always try and schedule some cool birthday surprise and they were ALWAYS late. It sucked. Eventually it would get there and all was cool, but not really. The day was gone and it took a bit off....

Frisky · Dec 27, 2006

reno240 said:
That shit bothers me - My wife used to go away for the summers and her birthday is in the summer. Well I would always try and schedule some cool birthday surprise and they were ALWAYS late. It sucked. Eventually it would get there and all was cool, but not really. The day was gone and it took a bit off....

I called for his truck and he's like... why?

he overheard his friend and I chatting and was asking questions about what we were talking about. No telling what he thought.. :worried:

We both just didn't say a word... fast forward and his friend had to go on a job, I request his truck? You think he thinks i'm cheating on him? Damn this sucks ass... LOL

alien amp pharm · Dec 27, 2006

Tell him you need the bed of the truck to haul your forever-increasing ass around while you drive.

feisty11975 · Dec 27, 2006

Frisky said:
I called for his truck and he's like... why?

he overheard his friend and I chatting and was asking questions about what we were talking about. No telling what he thought.. We both just didn't say a word... fast forward and his friend had to go on a job, I request his truck? You think he thinks i'm cheating on him? Damn this sucks ass... LOL

tell him I am moving back and you HAVE to come help me! hahha

Frisky · Dec 27, 2006

alien amp pharm said:
Tell him you need the bed of the truck to haul your ever-increasing ass around while you drive.

but you didn't come over to visit yet... he will know I'm lying

Mr. dB · Dec 27, 2006

Tell him you're buying some furniture.

Or taking furniture to Goodwill.

Or need to haul some hay for the horsies.

Or you need to transport Jabba The Hutt to the spaceport.

Or your kid's dirt bike/4-wheeler/go-cart/minibike/whatever needs to go to the shop.

Or you're building a pair of Klipschorns and need to buy some plywood at Lowe's.

Or you're buying some trees or shrubs for the yard.

Frisky · Dec 27, 2006

well... i sure wish i'd made this damn post before I said, I NEED YOUR TRUCK... then the text was what for... and mine was, damn bo forgot to hook me up... then it was wtf? and I was like shit... then he was like what the fuck... and I was like... well, i need to pick something up, and i totally can't lie to him, and I caved. Now he's asking what is it.. what is it... ?

feisty11975 · Dec 27, 2006

Mr. dB said:
Tell him you're buying some furniture.

Or taking furniture to Goodwill.

Or need to haul some hay for the horsies.

Or you need to transport Jabba The Hutt to the spaceport.

Or your kid's dirt bike/4-wheeler/go-cart/minibike/whatever needs to go to the shop.

Or you're building a pair of Klipschorns and need to buy some plywood at Lowe's.

Or you're buying some trees or shrubs for the yard.

what in the hell is ^^^???

Frisky · Dec 27, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
what in the hell is ^^^???

(whisper) I wasn't gonna ask

feisty11975 · Dec 27, 2006

Frisky said:
well... i sure wish i'd made this damn post before I said, I NEED YOUR TRUCK... then the text was what for... and mine was, damn bo forgot to hook me up... then it was wtf? and I was like shit... then he was like what the fuck... and I was like... well, i need to pick something up, and i totally can't lie to him, and I caved. Now he's asking what is it.. what is it... ?

hmmm

a horse! lol

Frisky · Dec 27, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
hmmm

a horse! lol

he knows im sexually demanding... and saying i was waiting for bo... well, hell... wtf was I thinking. Now granted, i would never cheat on him esp not with bo, (hell he should know that) but I think this will be an all nighter. Looks like I need to do some making up, salad tossing (cesear) and a full body massage, both tongue and hand... I'll get him right.

Mr. dB · Dec 27, 2006

Tell him you need to pick up his Christmas present, and that he needs to stop being nosy or he'll ruin the surprise.

Frisky · Dec 27, 2006

Mr. dB said:
Tell him you need to pick up his Christmas present, and that he needs to stop being nosy or he'll ruin the surprise.

that is exactly what I told him! just let me go pick up your truck... ill be back in a few minutes and you'll see it dammit... LOL

He once told me he liked surprises, but I think he was speaking of a sneak up blow job or something... LOL... now he can stop asking what it is that I am getting him.

Frisky · Dec 27, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
hmmm

a horse! lol

wait... I didn't send you his cawk pics' did I :worried:

feisty11975 · Dec 27, 2006

Frisky said:
he knows im sexually demanding... and saying i was waiting for bo... well, hell... wtf was I thinking. Now granted, i would never cheat on him esp not with bo, (hell he should know that) but I think this will be an all nighter. Looks like I need to do some making up, salad tossing (cesear) and a full body massage, both tongue and hand... I'll get him right.

lol and no you didn't send me the pics. You are holding out on me?? WTF?

Frisky · Dec 27, 2006

FEISTY11975 said:
lol and no you didn't send me the pics. You are holding out on me?? WTF?

you want pics of me tossing his salad? you sick sick girl...

btw... it comes with an instruction manual for 9.99

redsamurai · Dec 27, 2006

Frisky said:
you want pics of me tossing his salad? you sick sick girl...

btw... it comes with an instruction manual for 9.99

I think we all wouldn't mind seeing a picture of you tossing someone's salad......

Frisky · Dec 28, 2006

redsamurai said:
I think we all wouldn't mind seeing a picture of you tossing someone's salad......

digimon7068 · Dec 28, 2006

Frisky said:
I have a damn Nissan Altima (not gonna fit a recliner and/or a huge gas grill in the trunk or the back seat of that thing.

probably not. . .but i'll bet you and i could squeeze in there :qt:

i'm just sayin'

Frisky · Dec 28, 2006

digimon7068 said:
probably not. . .but i'll bet you and i could squeeze in there i'm just sayin'

oh... I am sure we could :qt:

This totally blows :(

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