This soap opera sucks.

[AAP]

One on NBC right now (2PM). It is about some tropical resort with several guys fucking around trying to gain the attention of some little hussy who is playing all three. Now one of them is hurt/dead/whocares and they are investigating the accident.

Now there is some red headed redneck in blue overalls with a rotten human skull stuffed down the front, kidnapping some child who I swear is played by a 16 year old midget. Because this ain't your regular three year old.

Now some blonde flake has gone camping and thinks she sees UFO's.

God, I need some entertainment on this board.

 

[WODIN]

That's because these things are written for OLD WOMEN... I mean granny old.... I mean tits around the navel old.

 

[AAP]

It is called Passions, I think. And it sucks. Nothing else on though, too overcast to go to the gym, maybe I should go train early.

 

[amaritto]

And these are the days of our lives.

 

[vixenbabe]

Hmmmm...."Anal" took the time to find out the name of the show, told us the plot line in great detail....I'm thinking he's hooked on the show... HE'S A CLOSET SOAP OPERA FAN!

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[AAP]

I have been watching it all of 20 minutes, waiting for something funny to pop up on the board.

 

[vixenbabe]

I use to watch General Hospital when I was in College...I bet if I turned it on today..it'd be the same ole shit as back then....

You want funny? Hmmmm. let me look and see what I got on file for ya.

 

[vixenbabe]

The above says " Would U beileve it's an airbag"

One more attached.....For the ladies!

 

[vixenbabe]

This is soooooo true........

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Now there is some red headed redneck in blue overalls with a rotten human skull stuffed down the front, kidnapping some child who I swear is played by a 16 year old midget.

Sounds like wholesome entertainment to me.

 

[AAP]

Vixen that Obsession pic was so funny.


Now the fat redneck dug a hole and covered it with leaves, tied the little munchkin to a tree, and then some granny came along and fell headfirst into the hole.

God, they do not even use third rate actors on this. This people are sorry.

 

[The_Ghost]

Hey I have seen that one before.

It gets worse Anal that munchkin is actually a dummy, it is only alive to the redneck and that old hag that fell into the hole. The dummy isn't alive when everyone else is around, now is that fucked or what.

 

[AAP]

Bigdawg - are you serious? I ddin't watch it today. It was some fucked up shit.

 

[The_Ghost]

I ain't shittin ya bro, when I was on holidays I was channedl surfin and checked it out for awhile one afternoon. I am like what the fuck is this!!!

She carries around that dummy that is alive to her and that redneck with the skull, well she talks to the skull and she changes her voice when it talks back to her and they show this. I was laughing my ass off.

 

[Hannibal]

That's because these things are written for OLD WOMEN... I mean granny old.... I mean tits around the navel old.

Holy Shit!!! Father Time is makin fun of the elderly

 

[AAP]

Oh shit that is fucked up, when I watched it yesterday, the bitch fell into a pit that the redneck dug. I mean her ass was like **SWOOSH** outta sight.

I didn't watch it today because it was cheesy and the actors are sorry.

 

[Dlady27]

AA, here is your update for today on Passions~ lol

They cannot find the Charity(blonde girl) cause she is going w/ the warlocks into the cave. lol

Kay (dark haired girl on Island) wants charity dead so she can be with Miguel (dark haired boy)

Sheridan is still lost at sea, Luiz and Chad and Ethan went out on boat in hurricane to find her, storm got worse and Luiz fell overboard!
Boring today ! I watch it everyday here at work lol

Oh and Grace doesnt remember anything about David being her husband before.

Now what is happening on Days of Our Lives right now cause we lost our satillite signal and I cant see it!

Damn storm!!