This shit reminds me of "Office Space"...

[-SD-]

Yea, that would be greeeeaaaaat.

 

[bigguns7]

Did you get the memo on the TPS reports? I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy.

 

[TheProject]

I was told I could play my radio at a reasonable volume.

 

[Parrottrifle]

Image: http://www.lamer.net/lumbergh.jpg

 

[Code]

He coulda scooped it off the floor (along with the coffee grinds) and put it back in the fridge

 

[satanic goatslayer]

http://www.phydiux.com/?PAGE=bill_lumbergh_soundboard

 

[Wynn]

All four people who rank above me are women. I work in a library (I'm using the term "work" loosely here. Basically, I'm a warm body that checks books out to people once in a while. I have this job so I can have health benefits, get classes for $5 a credit hour, and study on the clock.)

Do the ladies refer to you as a 'warm body'?