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This just in: Married Men commit less crime than single men!!

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Its not that married men commit less crime than single men, its just with all the adultery women are committing on their husbands, married mens petty crimes get overlooked :D
 
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leading experts in the field of behavioural psychology cite marriage's ability to kill a man's will to live as the number one reason for this phenomenon.
 
Like I said before. (and this explains your stats)

1. marriage is for poor people.

2. marriage is for losers.

Single men who have money (successful) and can get laid don't have to get married or have to commit crimes.
 
all the whey said:
Like I said before. (and this explains your stats)

1. marriage is for poor people.

2. marriage is for losers.

Single men who have money (successful) and can get laid don't have to get married or have to commit crimes.
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i knew you'd come!
 
Smurfy said:
i knew you'd come!
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I never miss an opportunity to piss of some wimins.
 
all the whey said:
I never miss an opportunity to piss of some wimins.
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i just posted this provocative thread to stir up shit. of course id never say anyone needs to be married if they dont want to. i dont give a rats ass who gets married (marry me?)

just being facetious
 
Smurfy said:
i just posted this provocative thread to stir up shit. of course id never say anyone needs to be married if they dont want to. i dont give a rats ass who gets married (marry me?)

just being facetious
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I know you know I am exagerating to mess around. And, I know you don't think someone has to be married, or care.


This is why I would marry you.
 
Smurfy said:
wtf dude, we're strictly platonic!
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That's why we should get married. We would never have sex!!!
 
Smurfy said:
You're my dream man!
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I wish I had a nickle everytime I heard that.
 
I have not been in trouble much.
I noticed less speeding tickets, do not hang out at bars getting in trouble, do not talk shit much.

The married life has def mellowed me out alot.
 
chazk said:
I have not been in trouble much.
I noticed less speeding tickets, do not hang out at bars getting in trouble, do not talk shit much.

The married life has def mellowed me out alot.
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Hi Chaz,

Take two testicles and call me in the morning.
 
Smurfy said:
Hi Chaz,

Take two testicles and call me in the morning.
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lololol]

At least he put a good spin on it.

It sound better than his wife yelling at him to slow down, and not letting him go see his friends.
 
Smurfy said:
Hi Chaz,

Take two testicles and call me in the morning.
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LOL .
What I ment is I do not walk around clubs with guy friends flexing my penis looking for trouble or cock blocking dudes to get laid.
Me and the wife go out with freinds dancing and drinking but it is at more mature clubs less meat market places.

When driving with my wife. I do not weave in and out of traffic becuase i'd would have to hear her says " ahh you're gonna kill us "

Think I lost my testicals when I sold the c-5 vette for a v-70 volvo station wagon. It was a blow to my manhood but fuck could not fit our dogs in it and my back hurt from riding around in that damn thing.
 
chazk said:
LOL .
What I ment is I do not walk around clubs with guy friends flexing my penis looking for trouble or cock blocking dudes to get laid.
Me and the wife go out with freinds dancing and drinking but it is at more mature clubs less meat market places.

When driving with my wife. I do not weave in and out of traffic becuase i'd would have to hear her says " ahh you're gonna kill us "

Think I lost my testicals when I sold the c-5 vette for a v-70 volvo station wagon. It was a blow to my manhood but fuck could not fit our dogs in it and my back hurt from riding around in that damn thing.
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Dear Chaz,

I was just fuckin with ya.
 
Smurfy said:
Dear Chaz,

I was just fuckin with ya.
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LOL I know man . I do sometimes feel like my testicals are gone...
I just wanna go outside scream. sniff a line of coke off a strippers ass, and wake up in a strange place next to a women i do not know or even care about.
I kinda miss the good ol days ! :p
 
chazk said:
LOL I know man . I do sometimes feel like my testicals are gone...
I just wanna go outside scream. sniff a line of coke off a strippers ass, and wake up in a strange place next to a women i do not know or even care about.
I kinda miss the good ol days ! :p
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Those are the good ol new days for woot!
 
They also say married men live longer than single men but I'll throw in with Bill Maher when he says," Indoor cats also live longer that outdoor cats." We all know how indoor cats sit at the window and pine...
 
javaguru said:
They also say married men live longer than single men but I'll throw in with Bill Maher when he says," Indoor cats also live longer that outdoor cats." We all know how indoor cats sit at the window and pine...
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Java is here!

I would trade dying at 70 instead of 72 for banging any girl I want in my 20's though 50s!
 
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