this is why you should never bite your lip while fighting

[BO-DEN]

i was drunk as shit like 3 weeks ago.... got into a fight on the elevator on the parking deck.

it was me and my buddy and some guy and his buddies. one of them started grabing my arms and saying "dude, your soooo big...dude!" im a huge touch freak and i was drunk and he was drunk cause he was like groping my shoulders ... i just pushed him off and told him not to touch me.

as i got off the elevator i heard one squeak out "koon" as the door closed.

i quickly slid my hand in the crack between the closing doors and sluged the bastard. his friend was trying to grab me. i just kept hiting him when i turned to get the other guy....(cause i was drunk, and not thinking) i was biting my lip well the guy gave me a upercut to the chin.... only time i got hit the whole time. felt so weak i even remember thinking what a fag.. cant even uppercut. well i got off the elevator after choaking the shit out of apollo creed with the uppercut. thats when i noticed alot of blood in my mouth .

i had bit right through my own lip ... like a piercing but alot more crude.

i tell ya no matter how drunk i am now i tuck my chin and bite my teeth.

LEARNED A LESSON THAT NIGHT

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[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I saw a kid nearly lose his tongue in a streetfight doing that.Had his tongue hanging out and took a knee in the chin.

 

[SoreArms]

ouch, looks painful

 

[javaguru]

Be careful...you can fuck up your life by beating up some dumbass in a drunken stupor. You probably could have made him look like a little bitch by intimidating him and not beating his ass but I've been there too.

 

[BO-DEN]

yea.... he said the magic words.. both guys got a good spanking.. and i learned a good lesson.... school was definetly in that night for everyone

 

[tuc biscuit]

nice intelligent ,social behaviour as usual, good job mate

 

[Sub-Zero]

he called him a koon lol....

tuc i bet if you were in his situations that would be one of the rare occasions a fight was actually valid

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no, when another man rubs up on tuc, he gets horny.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

arent you the guy that just earlier this week was saying that being aggressive was what got you places in life?

sounds like someone squeezed your brain into submission when you were a baby

 

[tuc biscuit]

he called him a koon lol....

tuc i bet if you were in his situations that would be one of the rare occasions a fight was actually valid

utter bollocks, fights are very, very rarely valid and there is never a winner, also whites experience as much racism as blacks and mixeds, it's just dumb fucks who let it work them up

 

[biteme]

utter bollocks, fights are very, very rarely valid and there is never a winner,

You are wise.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Well at least now we know why people keep screaming 'nigger' from passing cars.

 

[SoKlueles]

utter bollocks, fights are very, very rarely valid and there is never a winner, also whites experience as much racism as blacks and mixeds, it's just dumb fucks who let it work them up

he he
he he
u said dumb fucks

 

[-SD-]

You seem to lead too hostile of a lifestyle and get into too many fights/altercations. You cant blame everything on dickheads calling you names man.

 

[BO-DEN]

You seem to lead too hostile of a lifestyle and get into too many fights/altercations. You cant blame everything on dickheads calling you names man.

i dont want you guys to misunderstand me. i dont blame them for calling me names. im disappointed that they dont call me names to my face.

i think if you talk the talk you better be walking it too.

i do.

so should they

BO-DEN

 

[gab9681]

Right on Bo-Den!

i dont want you guys to misunderstand me. i dont blame them for calling me names. im disappointed that they dont call me names to my face.

i think if you talk the talk you better be walking it too.

i do.

so should they

BO-DEN

 

[Becoming]

one of them started grabing my arms and saying "dude, your soooo big...dude!" im a huge touch freak and i was drunk and he was drunk cause he was like groping my shoulders ... i just pushed him off and told him not to touch me.

dude that is some geigh ass shit, wtf is that? that is almost enough reason to beat his ass to begin with... dude was obviously trying to bait you and didn't think you would do anything about it... now he and his buddy will think twice before being a smartass...

IMO more people today need their ass beat for shit like this cause there is too many of them acting like jackasses...

nice job dude.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

i was drunk as shit like 3 weeks ago.... got into a fight on the elevator on the parking deck.

it was me and my buddy and some guy and his buddies. one of them started grabing my arms and saying "dude, your soooo big...dude!" im a huge touch freak and i was drunk and he was drunk cause he was like groping my shoulders ... i just pushed him off and told him not to touch me.

as i got off the elevator i heard one squeak out "koon" as the door closed.

i quickly slid my hand in the crack between the closing doors and sluged the bastard. his friend was trying to grab me. i just kept hiting him when i turned to get the other guy....(cause i was drunk, and not thinking) i was biting my lip well the guy gave me a upercut to the chin.... only time i got hit the whole time. felt so weak i even remember thinking what a fag.. cant even uppercut. well i got off the elevator after choaking the shit out of apollo creed with the uppercut. thats when i noticed alot of blood in my mouth .

i had bit right through my own lip ... like a piercing but alot more crude.

i tell ya no matter how drunk i am now i tuck my chin and bite my teeth.

LEARNED A LESSON THAT NIGHT

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Next time, carry a mouthpiece with you and put it on before you do anything, it only takes about 5 seconds to pop it in you mouth. I have a little case for mines that way the lint from my pocket doesn't get all over the darn thing.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Next time, carry a mouthpiece with you and put it on before you do anything, it only takes about 5 seconds to pop it in you mouth. I have a little case for mines that way the lint from my pocket doesn't get all over the darn thing.

youre willing to go toe to toe against someone who could potentially kill you, and you think about lint?

i dont know whether to be really disturbed at how casual you are with violent incidents, or just to admire your attention to detail. i mean, that lint in your mouth could really put you off..

bizzarre. wouldnt putting a mouthguard on kind of give away the possibility of surprise? if youre going to carry anything why not a pistol?

im scared to ask but have you actually used it? in the field, that is..

 

[Big Rick Rock]

youre willing to go toe to toe against someone who could potentially kill you, and you think about lint?

i dont know whether to be really disturbed at how casual you are with violent incidents, or just to admire your attention to detail. i mean, that lint in your mouth could really put you off..

bizzarre. wouldnt putting a mouthguard on kind of give away the possibility of surprise? if youre going to carry anything why not a pistol?

im scared to ask but have you actually used it? in the field, that is..

I work at a night club and some times shit just happens(not too often).

The look on a guy's face when you put on a mouth piece is priceless(who the fuck carries around a mouthpiece?) . Most of the times the dude will just back off and you'll never have to fight them. I think carrying a mouthpiece lowers your chances of ever having to use it.

I don't carry the darn thing around with me everywere. Only when I work at the night club or go out drinking.

 

[gab9681]

BRR, I like that idea. I like it a lot. As a matter of fact I may pick up a mouthguard after what happened during the last fight I was in. See the thing is, people these days are way too cocky for their own good. Shit, I have had kids that are maybe 11 or 12 start cocking off to me telling me they are going to beat my ass. When I was that age, I was scared shitless to even think about cocking off to an older guy because I knew he would beat my ass and no one cared. That's the way it was. These days, people are so used to getting away with everything that they figure no one is ever going to call them out on it. Two weeks ago me and five of my buds were out drinking for a "guys night out" kinda thing. We went the whole night without getting into anything which is unusual because we are all pretty good size guys and it seems like every frat boy in my city wants to try to start shit with us. Anyways, they had just called bar time and we were walking down the street heading to get some pizza. A group of 8 "homies" was walking towards us and as they pass by, one of them throws a shoulder into one of my bros and then starts talking shit. My bro told the guy he wasn't worth a fight and we kept walking. Next thing we know, these guys are coming after us taling shit again. One of guys comes up to my bro that got shouldered and starts telling him hows he's gonna beat his ass and blah blah blah. So my buddy jacks him in the face, knocks out his 4 front teeth and then everyone pretty much jumped in started brawling. A huge crowd forms and everyone starts cheering us on. We beat them down, teach them a lesson and go on our way to get pizza. See the thing is, I live in a very very liberal city, and it is unheard of to even look at a black man funny. So they walk around here talking trash all the time and starting fights and everyone is too scared to do anything for fear of getting nailed with a hate crime. So chances are, they guys had never had any of us so called "honkies" actually fight back. Like Bo-Den said, if you are going to talk the talk, you better walk the walk. And this is by no means meant to be a racial thing at all. It just so happened that these guys were black, but I don't care what color you are, if you are going talk shit, you better be ready to go.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

BRR, I like that idea. I like it a lot. As a matter of fact I may pick up a mouthguard after what happened during the last fight I was in. See the thing is, people these days are way too cocky for their own good. Shit, I have had kids that are maybe 11 or 12 start cocking off to me telling me they are going to beat my ass. When I was that age, I was scared shitless to even think about cocking off to an older guy because I knew he would beat my ass and no one cared. That's the way it was. These days, people are so used to getting away with everything that they figure no one is ever going to call them out on it. Two weeks ago me and five of my buds were out drinking for a "guys night out" kinda thing. We went the whole night without getting into anything which is unusual because we are all pretty good size guys and it seems like every frat boy in my city wants to try to start shit with us. Anyways, they had just called bar time and we were walking down the street heading to get some pizza. A group of 8 "homies" was walking towards us and as they pass by, one of them throws a shoulder into one of my bros and then starts talking shit. My bro told the guy he wasn't worth a fight and we kept walking. Next thing we know, these guys are coming after us taling shit again. One of guys comes up to my bro that got shouldered and starts telling him hows he's gonna beat his ass and blah blah blah. So my buddy jacks him in the face, knocks out his 4 front teeth and then everyone pretty much jumped in started brawling. A huge crowd forms and everyone starts cheering us on. We beat them down, teach them a lesson and go on our way to get pizza. See the thing is, I live in a very very liberal city, and it is unheard of to even look at a black man funny. So they walk around here talking trash all the time and starting fights and everyone is too scared to do anything for fear of getting nailed with a hate crime. So chances are, they guys had never had any of us so called "honkies" actually fight back. Like Bo-Den said, if you are going to talk the talk, you better walk the walk. And this is by no means meant to be a racial thing at all. It just so happened that these guys were black, but I don't care what color you are, if you are going talk shit, you better be ready to go.

Shit happens dude, just be glad it was a mano-a-mano fight and no weapons were pulled out. That is always a risk in street brawls.

 

[supersizeme]

i don't fight all that much, but i do carry around a mouthpiece at work for when i reboot expensive servers. some of the less experienced admins know to step back as soon as that sucker's in and let the man handle business.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

i don't fight all that much, but i do carry around a mouthpiece at work for when i reboot expensive servers. some of the less experienced admins know to step back as soon as that sucker's in and let the man handle business.

I thought you only wore one at night to stop from grinding you teeth...

 

[BO-DEN]

im really disturbed at how casual you are with violent incidents.

GOD SAVE AMERICA

this is our future!!!!



BO-DEN

 

[BO-DEN]

dude that is some geigh ass shit, wtf is that? that is almost enough reason to beat his ass to begin with... dude was obviously trying to bait you and didn't think you would do anything about it... now he and his buddy will think twice before being a smartass...

IMO more people today need their ass beat for shit like this cause there is too many of them acting like jackasses...

nice job dude.

thanks bro.

and i agree 100%

 

[Lao Tzu]

GOD SAVE AMERICA

this is our future!!!!



BO-DEN

He's australian

 

[Code]

Was this at a car wash by any chance??

 

[BO-DEN]

He's australian

i thaught they were suppose to be tougher then us!?

Was this at a car wash by any chance??

na it was in a parking deck



BO-DEN

 

[Becoming]

thanks bro.

and i agree 100%

bro here is a story - my wife went with me to chicago (where I grew up as a kid) not too long ago for the first timeand she was suprised by how nice and respectful and helpful people are there, in converse to some of the loudmouth spoiled pricks who are ready to start fights that live here...

anyway, she asked me why I though people were so nice there compared to here when in reality the city is a much more dangerous place and people have more reason to be mean to each other...

I said it is cause people there know what it is to see or get their face bashed in for fucking wiht the wrong person and know there is more to life than being an asshole to people, where as people here in spoiled as suburbia haven't yet been enlightened...

Some people just don't know what the reality is until they are shown.

 

[Lao Tzu]

i thaught they were suppose to be tougher then us!?

BO-DEN

You are pretty tough on one to one fighting, but you wouldn't stand a chance against organized violence (police, military, gangs, etc).

individual violence is one of the most basic, weak forms. That is why prisons are filled with killers who were terrifying to their victims but didn't stand a chance against organized violence (law enforcement). Organized violence is where real power starts.

 

[BO-DEN]

You are pretty tough on one to one fighting, but you wouldn't stand a chance against organized violence (police, military, gangs, etc).

individual violence is one of the most basic, weak forms. That is why prisons are filled with killers who were terrifying to their victims but didn't stand a chance against organized violence (law enforcement). Organized violence is where real power starts.

what do you think BLACK FLAG is, a chess club?

and if law enforcment were soooooo powerful dont you think me being a criminal (assualting people) i should have been punished long ago.

but no im not know why?

because i know the beast and i know what to say..

for instance i was in a street fight awhile back.... i was killing um. the cops grabbed me... i said:

"thies ass holes (in my clearest professional tone) tried to rob me!!

they were dressed like thugs... i was dressed like a professional

they let me go.

you need to feel like you police are strong because they are all that stand between people like me that like to hurt others.. .and people that need protection from people like me.


you are talking about something you know absolutly nothing about, friend... you know your not a fighter

BO-DEN

 

[CFZB]

http://dickcream.com/history/0405/



this reminds me of bo-den

 

[Lao Tzu]

what do you think BLACK FLAG is, a chess club?

and if law enforcment were soooooo powerful dont you think me being a criminal (assualting people) i should have been punished long ago.

but no im not know why?

because i know the beast and i know what to say..

for instance i was in a street fight awhile back.... i was killing um. the cops grabbed me... i said:

"thies ass holes (in my clearest professional tone) tried to rob me!!

they were dressed like thugs... i was dressed like a professional

they let me go.

you need to feel like you police are strong because they are all that stand between people like me that like to hurt others.. .and people that need protection from people like me.

you are talking about something you know absolutly nothing about, friend... you know your not a fighter

BO-DEN

Eh, i remember a few weeks ago you making a post about how you had the 'shit scared out of me' because you almost slept with an underage girl. True on a one on one level you are tough but a handful of fat lazy cops and prosecutors scare the shit out of you. So yeah your tough one on one but you can't stand up to organized violence. There are people in prison far toughter than you who can't stand up to fat, lazy 89 iq prison guards who are only working there to pay their 60k mortgage.

Yeah im not a fighter but i am not a big fan of relying on police to protect the public.

You haven't been prosecuted because nobody has pressed charges. It has nothing to do with the power of organized violence, its just that nobody has directed that violence against you yet.

 

[Code]

what do you think BLACK FLAG is, a chess club?

It's a punk rock group from the early 1980's, Henry Rollins was the lead singer.

and if law enforcment were soooooo powerful dont you think me being a criminal (assualting people) i should have been punished long ago.

but no im not know why?

You go around actin' like this in public and it's only a matter of time. Some cops feed off people with this very attitude and thrive on showing them how weak they really are when they've been maced and beaten with a night-stick.

 

[BO-DEN]

Eh, i remember a few weeks ago you making a post about how you had the 'shit scared out of me' because you almost slept with an underage girl. True on a one on one level you are tough but a handful of fat lazy cops and prosecutors scare the shit out of you. So yeah your tough one on one but you can't stand up to organized violence. There are people in prison far toughter than you who can't stand up to fat, lazy 89 iq prison guards who are only working there to pay their 60k mortgage.

Yeah im not a fighter but i am not a big fan of relying on police to protect the public.

You haven't been prosecuted because nobody has pressed charges. It has nothing to do with the power of organized violence, its just that nobody has directed that violence against you yet.

lmao, dude stop being a little bitch.

if someone offends me i hit em in the face..... all the time i do this....

and you know what happens?......


NOTHING!!!!


i get a black eye or a busted lip and its over

im free happy and healthy

CASE CLOSED!!

BO-DEN

 

[-SD-]

http://dickcream.com/history/0405/



this reminds me of bo-den

bo-den= Office Linebacker.

 

[BO-DEN]

It's a punk rock group from the early 1980's, Henry Rollins was the lead singer.

not exactly

You go around actin' like this in public and it's only a matter of time. Some cops feed off people with this very attitude and thrive on showing them how weak they really are when they've been maced and beaten with a night-stick.

i own a security buisness and work closley with lots ,and lots of cops got about 10 cell phone numbers of cops in my phone right now... i play flag football with a gang of cops....... they like my additude here in baltimore and want me to come work for them.

im safe dont worry


get well soon

BO-DEN

 

[Code]

All it takes is one statey man. Seriously, keep the anger in check man.
I don't want you in jail.

i own a security buisness and work closley with lots ,and lots of cops got about 10 cell phone numbers of cops in my phone right now... i play flag football with a gang of cops....... they like my additude here in baltimore and want me to come work for them.

im safe dont worry


get well soon

BO-DEN

 

[BO-DEN]

All it takes is one statey man. Seriously, keep the anger in check man.
I don't want you in jail.

your right, thanks man

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Bo-Den... you sound angry bro. Don't worry, once you cash out a head down to Brazil you'll be in a better mood.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bo-den, did you notice that your negro heritage gave you a black eye even before you got punched in the face?

anyway aussies are normal blokes. i get the impression though that there is less senseless violence over here though, especially with weapons. or it could just be bo-dens influence making me think that yanks are idiots

BRR it nice to be prepared mate but...lol how jaded must you be

 

[BO-DEN]

Bo-Den... you sound angry bro. Don't worry, once you cash out a head down to Brazil you'll be in a better mood.

just thinking the word BRAZIL makes me feel GREAT!!!!


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WOOOOO SAAAAAAHHHH

better already

thanks big rick

anyway aussies are normal blokes.

fuck australia.... your women are fat with no teath.. and by the way you sound, the only guts in australia belong to the sharks

man-up twerp



BO-DEN

 

[Whiskey]

Three things. 1. that sounds like it hurt like hell the next day. 2. I don't like people to come up and grab me either when I am not in the normal state of mind. 3.listen to code. trust me
Keep cool.

Whiskey

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bo-den when you get charged, i hope you think of me

 

[BO-DEN]

bo-den when you get charged, i hope you think of me

your normal and average how could i possibly remember you... i didnt know you exsisted until you repled to my post the other day, and iv been on ef for the last 4 years.

live your life and stop feeding me energy.


BO-DEN