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This is why steroids are illegal!

I actually have a breath of fresh air story for ya! I have a freind who is a really hard gainer, been trying for ages to put on weight, eatin loads etc. Anyway, he know's what I do so one day we had this conversation:

Kris: So if I wanted to start a course what should I do?
me: Well what do you want to acheive?
Kris: I want to put on some weight but with some decent muscle too?
me: Ok, as you've never done it before you could try 8 weeks of Sus @ 1 shot a week, that should give you some decent gains.
Kris: Oh god I can't do injections, i'm terrified of needles!
me: So what were you thinking?
Kris: Can I not just do tablets? Like dianabol or something?
me: Well you could, but most of the weight you gain you will lose again as its mostly water retention with D-Bol, also over 8 weeks you will be putting terrible strain on your liver, this is bad.
Kris: Ok, I guess I can cope with 1 injection a week then. How much will I gain?
me: If everything is in check, diet, training, rest etc you could put on around 12lb, but as you are a really hard gainer it could be less.
Kris: Ok cool, is there anything else I should know before I start?
me: I'll get you some Tamoxifen in case your sensitive to Gyno, and you'll need it at the end anyway to make sure your natural test levels come back quickly.
Kris: Oh yeah Test makes your balls shrink doesn't it?
me: Only cos they're not producing natural test while your on
Kris: So thats what the Tamoxifen's for then yeah? Will I lose it all after the 8 weeks then?
me: If you keep eating right, training hard, and do your PCT, post cycle therapy, you should keep most of what you gained, you may lose a bit of weight from water but the muscle should stay.
Kris: Ok so 1 shot a week of Sus, train/eat/sleep, and Tamoxy in case I get sore nipples and for at the end to bring my ball back. Sounds good.

I then went on to tell him all about the different types of gear and all the different effects they have etc etc. Everything I told him was knowledge gained from these boards. At the end he said:

Kris: Thanks for telling me all that, this guy said I should do 10 Dianabol a day for six weeks and also 2 shots of Deca and 2 shots of Sus for 12 weeks! I'm glad I spoke to you first!

This was great cos the guy sat and listened to me for about an hour, then regurgitated what he'd learnt and thanked me! One more educated newbie out there!
 
i had one kid ask me if he could mix his winny with parmalat and inject....i just laughed and walked away...."someone told him you had to take with milk"....lmao
 
you should've tell him about dicktestosteron, or nutt-y-bol, or masterdick-on, or trembo-shit, or dicktestosterone cyapionashitty, ohh and tell him to do pct with orange juice 6 times a day mixed with oats and eggwhites for 6 months to fully recover.!!!!!!!!!!!! oooh and also tell him to don't forget to take estrogen pills 500mg 2 times a day to get big and hard chest.(gyno).!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhaha!
 
I hate when this happens and you have to be a part of it, especially a friend of yours. For instance:

Friend: Yo im on roids now
Me: Cool what kind, whats your cycle look like?
Friend: Im not sure, the guy said its sustanon, but its this big vial with a ripped off label. But its sustanon.
Me: Huh? How much a week are you taking?
Friend: 3cc's everytime before I lift.
Me: What?!
Friend: Yeah just put 3cc's in my quad 45 min before i lift.
Me: Dude....

Then I explained to him everything that he was doing wrong. I couldnt believe what he was telling me. It made me feel better to know he knew the right way to do it afterwards.
 
Theres the occasions where ignorance is bliss... like when a friend of a friend wants to buy some juice and says..
" do you know where I can get some test?
" Uh...Yeah.."
" I have 300 dollars.."
" Hmmmmm! I think I can help you" ...help me :D
 
I really think this thread is stupid since its whole premise is wrong. Steroids were not made illegal because of a couple doofs not properly running PCT
 
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