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staying in on a SAT. night is lame...god im bored...fuckin snow i should be in the city, on my fourth drink
night crew come home
night crew come home

HighIntensity said:im 25 as well, but some girl had my balls hidden in a jar for years, i just found em
its good to have em back, welcome home boys
Stryc-9 said:
It still burns me up that I wasted five years of my life on her....
HappyScrappy said:
you are looking at it the wrong way.
think of the good times you had with her and be thankful for it - and now you are free of all the bad that might have been there and you can move on.
no need to dwell on the past - it is just that - past and gone.
word it up.
and here I sit writing my resume![]()
now HI - this is the part where you remind me how much bigger and better looking you are in comparison to me, and you're all natural.
HappyScrappy said:
you are looking at it the wrong way.
think of the good times you had with her and be thankful for it -
TheProject said:
wow Happy, what a positive thing to say. Glad I'm not the only one that thinks that way.
What's your dream job?
gymtime said:
Dwarf tosser......professional dwarf tosser.
HighIntensity said:did she have hairy nipples
HappyScrappy said:
TheProject - my dream job would be to start my own game company - which I will do in good time. But for now I would like to work at a large successful company making good safe money - found a job on the net describing something I'd love - learning all cutting edge stuff and then later teaching others. I'm a small start up now that has lots of potential and is doing okay, but it isn't at all the sort of stuff I want to do.
Stryc-9 said:
But she's still a nasty 'ho.
TheProject said:
You're a coder, aren't you?
my current project is implementing a broken security subsystem and fixing it in the process - which means I have to rewrite every section of codein the project.
HappyScrappy said:
that I am.
my current project is implementing a broken security subsystem and fixing it in the process - which means I have to rewrite every section of codein the project.
thousands of lines and it is all due on the 28th - love it.
TheProject said:
HappyScrappy said:
do you have her number?
gymtime said:
LOL!! As many coders, mainframers, developers continue to find work outside the technical arena......

TheProject said:
If it's broken, that means the code's gotta be well-documented and easy to work with too!
HappyScrappy said:
LOL!!
well, if by that you mean no comments other than me swearing and insulting people in their code.
there are declarations of variables in loops.
try/catch blocks with empty catch blocks (meaning if there is an error, it just ignores it and keeps going).
and huge chunks of things just not done.
on the good side, it is making me look pretty good with the upper management people in engineering so they are going to let me be one of the main people on designing the next version of the security system.
HappyScrappy said:
well, if by that you mean no comments other than me swearing and insulting people in their code.

gymtime said:
Funny. I don't recal in which language you would find "donkey dick."

TheProject said:
Hey gymtime, is that plastic head quote supposed to be from HHH?
gymtime said:
Not exactly. But it is by an equally amusing character and a true philosoper of our time.![]()
TheProject said:
Hmmm... I always assumed it was a HHH to Al Snow reference.
Island Son said:How to write unmaintainable code .
go forth and conquer
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