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this is funny, 1973 vs 2006

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1973 vs 2006
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state Democratic Party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1973 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison
 
pdaddy said:
What's up bino, what are your plans tonight?
since i'm feeling ill, all up in the air.
def going to a nice dinner...after that the plan was to go to this quaint ski lodge bar
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but i dunno if i feel up for it
sucks
 
Gambino said:
since i'm feeling ill, all up in the air.
def going to a nice dinner...after that the plan was to go to this quaint ski lodge bar
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but i dunno if i feel up for it
sucks

Damn that sucks that you're sick bro, shitty timing. I say suck it up and just drink more, alcohol quite an efficient anesthetic. How's that toe comming around?
 
pdaddy said:
Damn that sucks that you're sick bro, shitty timing. I say suck it up and just drink more, alcohol quite an efficient anesthetic. How's that toe comming around?
fucked up turn of events for me
i'm usually pretty healthy
toe is money, made a lil' splint for it, took anti-inflams, swelling is waay down.
and i'm in favor of booze to soothe minor illiness...i typically feel better after a hearty night of boozing w/a cold...the liquor burns it out or some shit.
but it's the fuggin smoke that is making me apprenhisive, goddamn lungs clogged with phelm
george no idea whose tits those are, the ass is shakira...those tits are mesmerizing though
 
Gambino said:
fucked up turn of events for me
i'm usually pretty healthy
toe is money, made a lil' splint for it, took anti-inflams, swelling is waay down.
and i'm in favor of booze to soothe minor illiness...i typically feel better after a hearty night of boozing w/a cold...the liquor burns it out or some shit.
but it's the fuggin smoke that is making me apprenhisive, goddamn lungs clogged with phelm
george no idea whose tits those are, the ass is shakira...those tits are mesmerizing though

Best way to clear the phlem is to drink a lot of fluids, they break it all up. Also avoid lying flat. A script for some antiexpectorants would have cleared that up in a couple hours. Also keep coughing and deep breathing.

I'm heading over to my friends house as son as my date shows up here. Meeting up with about 24 other friends there for a little dinner and pregaming. Having a limo bus pick us all up there at 9, then partying around town till 2, I'm sure there will be an after party involved somewhere.

My camera is fully charged :)
 
isn't mucinex (sp?), an expetorant, sold OTC now? i see cartoon ads for it on da tube....
 
rnch said:
isn't mucinex (sp?), an expetorant, sold OTC now? i see cartoon ads for it on da tube....

werd, that would do the trick. There you have it Bino, your answer lies with mucinex.
 
i just called to check....the local walgreen's here has it.....they are coast to coast...is there one up there in the UP?
 
pdaddy said:
werd, that would do the trick. There you have it Bino, your answer lies with mucinex.
quick bro, I'm about to leave for the evening...is this OTC?
any sides?
 
rnch said:
i just called to check....the local walgreen's here has it.....they are coast to coast...is there one up there in the UP?

i'm down in lower michigan for the holidays
walgreens just opened, thanks bro!!!
 
mucinex is good for loosening up the phlegm so you can get it out, it thins the secretions and such, so when you cough, stuff actually comes up (dont swallow it back down). lots and lots of fluids also aid in doing this. albuterol is good for opening up airways, but it may not actually be in his lungs. sometimes throat inflammation and congestion can sound or feel like youre wheezing in your lungs. hard to distinguish sometimes. also, if you use the inhaler, it opens the passageways thereby letting more of the allergen (cat dander) into your lungs, -- catch 22 of sorts.

so be careful. i got the cough syrup with codeine in it and also 2 weeks of biaxin
 
Gambino said:
1973 vs 2006
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state Democratic Party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1973 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison
lol
 
LOL!

And skip the Mucinex and just get ephedrine HCL with gauf in it... a fraction the cost. Well, given the recent price increases in eph, that may not be true to the extreme it once was, but it's probably still cheaper, lol.



:cow:
 
lmao
 
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