This is for Pappad

[javaguru]

This is probably my fourth repost but just to show I don't just pick on evangelical Christianity....

 

[javaguru]

Just so he doesn't feel persecuted.

 

[javaguru]

Pappad?

 

[EarthRider]

i love this show

 

[curvymommy]

Just so he doesn't feel persecuted.

You put the cute in persecuted. I know deep down you like us still.

 

[pappad]

Thanks my athiest brother!!!!

 

[javaguru]

You put the cute in persecuted. I know deep down you like us still.

I'm Satan's cabana boy...just sayin'

 

[pappad]

I'm Satan's cabana boy...just sayin'

Java, there is no satan, remember!!!!

 

[javaguru]

Java, there is no satan, remember!!!!

Nor God, I know...

 

[pappad]

If you believing in God made God go away or not exist, I wonder what would happen if I just stopped believing in you? Hmmm

Java, Java has anyone seen Java!?! LOL

 

[jackangel]

If you believing in God made God go away or not exist, I wonder what would happen if I just stopped believing in you? Hmmm

Java, Java has anyone seen Java!?! LOL

yes, i think this is the case. God, i'll have you know, tried quite hard to convince javaguru of His existence. but being the emotionally unavailable warhammer geek that he is, javaguru simply would not budge. The Almighty began to cry. The Heavenly father, He implored our atheist friend to change his ways. loveable scamp that He is, Jehovah even G-bombed javaguru. eventually, Yahweh said "fuck it!", gathered up His marbles, and went to reno to play the 5 dollar slots.

 

[javaguru]

If you believing in God made God go away or not exist, I wonder what would happen if I just stopped believing in you? Hmmm

Java, Java has anyone seen Java!?! LOL

If everyone stopped believing in God then God would cease to exist in the collective consciousness.

 

[needtogetarmy]

If God didn't create existence, what did? (Waiting for an answer...)

 

[javaguru]

If God didn't create existence, what did? (Waiting for an answer...)

Aliens from Zebuln X...a dimension beyond our space time.

 

[javaguru]

I can imagine two people debating the God's , a long time ago,and one said,"If God doesn't make the sun revolve around the Earth then what does?"

 

[jackangel]

if god created existence, what created god?

 

[pappad]

Can you drink Winny? LOL

 

[javaguru]

Can you drink Winny? LOL

Only on the Sabbath while wearing a tiara.

 

[SouthernLord]

Xenu is my homeboy

 

[SouthernLord]

I can imagine two people debating the God's , a long time ago,and one said,"If God doesn't make the sun revolve around the Earth then what does?"

Isn't this how religion started to begin with?

 

[Frisky]

you fucking people are just looking for an argument to fill your miserable lives. Allow one to believe in what they believe in. There is fault in every damn religion... its not the religion, its the man/woman. So fucking drop it already. sheesh

 

[pappad]

you fucking people are just looking for an argument to fill your miserable lives. Allow one to believe in what they believe in. There is fault in every damn religion... its not the religion, its the man/woman. So fucking drop it already. sheesh

Thank you!!

You know, I never try to argue that someone is wrong just that I am right!! LOL

 

[javaguru]

you fucking people are just looking for an argument to fill your miserable lives. Allow one to believe in what they believe in. There is fault in every damn religion... its not the religion, its the man/woman. So fucking drop it already. sheesh

Racist!

 

[Frisky]

Racist!

I know... I hate American Indians and Southern white chicks.

 

[javaguru]

I know... I hate American Indians and Southern white chicks.

You need more Jesus in your life.

 

[Frisky]

You need more Jesus in your life.

ya think?




i would think i need more of something else...

 

[javaguru]

ya think?




i would think i need more of something else...

What you're implying is not Jesus approved unless you're married.

 

[Frisky]

What you're implying is not Jesus approved unless you're married.

does once being married for what seemed like forever count?


lol

 

[Beachboy6294]

does once being married for what seemed like forever count?


lol

You need some beachboy in your life to brighten it up! lol

 

[Frisky]

You need some beachboy in your life to brighten it up! lol

bring it on