Is that you in your avatar?perkele said:Lmao

Cute.EnderJE said:
silverfish said:That dog looks pissed!
Raina and the gay dog.Raina said:For all the stuff my dogs chew up and destroy, plus all the money I have invested in them, if I tell them to wear a costume they're going to wear it and I don't care if they hate it.
Gizmo loves shirts and jackets though. If I take them out he runs right up and sticks his head in. He's not keen on hats though. I think a flop earred dog is much better suited to hats. lol Especially since I have papillons.
Raina said:For all the stuff my dogs chew up and destroy, plus all the money I have invested in them, if I tell them to wear a costume they're going to wear it and I don't care if they hate it.
Gizmo loves shirts and jackets though. If I take them out he runs right up and sticks his head in. He's not keen on hats though. I think a flop earred dog is much better suited to hats. lol Especially since I have papillons.
EnderJE said:Raina and the gay dog.
Its like when a Mom's dresses a kid up in dresses because they wanted a girl and because they think its cute.
Don't ask.
Raina said:I only dress up my dogs and such because I'm deeply lacking in my life. I live for their constant attention and approval for the same reasons I live for karma on elite. I would be nothing without someone constantly validating me. Me me me. OMG I'm fucking fantastic.
Bro...kewl for a girl...wierd for a guy...mighty ghay....JavaGuru said:I put a party hat on my baby every b-day with his steak dinner...nine so far..and he always gives me the , "Why are you torturing me?" look. Dog dressing is embarrassing for everyone involved.
So, she wants kids. So what?KillahBee said:you don't really want to get into this, do you? just looking at all the people I know that treat their dogs like their children, there is a BLATANT and OBVIOUS connection. simply connecting the dots here.
So, I'm wrong about the kid thing? I'm sure that R can raise kids. They might grow up wierd, but she can raise'em.KillahBee said:
EnderJE said:So, I'm wrong about the kid thing? I'm sure that R can raise kids. They might grow up wierd, but she can raise'em.
Yep, pretty geigh for me but I do it once a year and he is my child substitute (totally spoiled). It has helped me get laid so it has some anti-geigh attributes. Notice, I don't put his party pics for public view..I respect my little guy!EnderJE said:Bro...kewl for a girl...wierd for a guy...mighty ghay....
JavaGuru said:Is that you in your avatar?![]()
Can we e-flirt? I wanna hookup...perkele said:Absolutely
LOIS EICHORN IS A MAN!JavaGuru said:Can we e-flirt? I wanna hookup...
JavaGuru said:Yep, pretty geigh for me but I do it once a year and he is my child substitute (totally spoiled). It has helped me get laid so it has some anti-geigh attributes. Notice, I don't put his party pics for public view..I respect my little guy!
perkele said:Drop a PM whenever you want.![]()
alert!!hell no!perkele said:Drop a PM whenever you want.![]()
JavaGuru said:I put a party hat on my baby every b-day with his steak dinner...nine so far..and he always gives me the , "Why are you torturing me?" look. Dog dressing is embarrassing for everyone involved.
poor Nitchske that is wrong period but really wrong for such a big dog.Damn..every chick I like has a package!EnderJE said:LOIS EICHORN IS A MAN!

I should just give in and hook up with that guy you had in your avatard?Erzulie said:Do you see the pattern?
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JavaGuru said:I should just give in and hook up with that guy you had in your avatard?![]()
That's so nice....we'll let you watch us geigh out. Then, I'll choke your ass out in the ocatagon for bombing me...Erzulie said:Yea and then come over for supper if you don't mind... I'll cook Gumbo or Seafood Casserole... I'll slip him a little sumtin sumtin... pretend to forget something at the store and ask you really nice to go fetch it for me ..... the rest is history![]()

JavaGuru said:That's so nice....we'll let you watch us geigh out. Then, I'll choke your ass out in the ocatagon for bombing me...![]()
So..you've been manless for a long time. Does that mean someone has to make you tap out before he can tap it? If we go "full" go I'll knock your tiny ass out with my first forearm; I did it to Joey Galloway through a football helmet.Erzulie said:sweet... I'm awe in!
and then I'll test your skills... you do remember how to tap don't you![]()
JavaGuru said:So..you've been manless for a long time. Does that mean someone has to make you tap out before he can tap it? If we go "full" go I'll knock your tiny ass out with my first forearm; I did it to Joey Galloway through a football helmet.


Rules? Old school bare knuckle..no eye gouging and no crotch shots and those are the rules. That's the woman's downfall...assuming they make the rules. I'm listening to Brad Pitt's monologue for fight club right now....I'm ready !Erzulie said:LOL, yea longer than i care to admit..
Tap out before he taps it... well duh.. hell yea, If he can't work me in the ring he sure the hell can't handle me in the bed.![]()
If you knock me out, make sure you prop my head up and put the fan on, ok..
Btw, did I mention I get to make all the rules![]()

JavaGuru said:Rules? Old school bare knuckle..no eye gouging and no crotch shots and those are the rules. That's the woman's downfall...assuming they make the rules. I'm listening to Brad Pitt's monologue for fight club right now....I'm ready !![]()

I once had a small guy try to put me "in the guard", I picked his 150 lb ass over my head and slammed him....he just laid there crying....Erzulie said:so thats the only rules eh![]()
Ouuuuuu this will be fun
I like the glove scene in Fight club![]()
JavaGuru said:I once had a small guy try to put me "in the guard", I picked his 150 lb ass over my head and slammed him....
Bottom line....I would smash your litle ass! I was told this when I first started training, "A good big man beats a good little man every time."Erzulie said:I've been picked up and slammed down so many damn times![]()
I'm sure the rules were a bit different than the ones you went by ... this was just an in class thing so we were supposed to use technique.. get out of the guard and poor dood just couldn't break mine.. so i got my head slammed on the mat about 3 times.
JavaGuru said:Bottom line....I would smash your litle ass! I was told this when I first started training, "A good big man beats a good little man every time."

What? They've never heard of guns?JavaGuru said:LMAO...true, regardless of context...until you bulk up to about 240.....I'll still smash your little ass. My 21st b-day(at 200) I got in a fight with six guy, over my girl of course, and to this day they're all still afraid of me....![]()
I grew up in the sticks, almost as barren as Canada....back there..bare knuckle brawling...EnderJE said:What? They've never heard of guns?
Remind me to bring my friend "Mr Steel Pipe" when I take you on. My brother will be backing me up with his buddies Heckler & Koch.JavaGuru said:I grew up in the sticks, almost as barren as Canada....back there..bare knuckle brawling...
That's cool...I'm used to being outnumbered and still winning. BTW, at the border you'll be arrested as a terrorist so you may want to acquire weapons after you cross the border...Detroit is a good place to look, I'm giving you advice because you are Canadian and you're not quite as sharp as American criminals.EnderJE said:Remind me to bring my friend "Mr Steel Pipe" when I take you on. My brother will be backing me up with his buddies Heckler & Koch.

Pfft. I'm a Canadian who looks like an Asian. This means that:JavaGuru said:That's cool...I'm used to being outnumbered and still winning. BTW, at the border you'll be arrested as a terrorist so you may want to acquire weapons after you cross the border...Detroit is a good place to look,.
JavaGuru said:LMAO...true, regardless of context...until you bulk up to about 240.....I'll still smash your little ass. My 21st b-day(at 200) I got in a fight with six guy, over my girl of course, and to this day they're all still afraid of me....![]()

That may have been true pre-9/11 but you'll be strip searched and ass fisted crossing the border.....they're doing it to Grandma . In our gestapo state..it will be worse once I give the anonymous tip....EnderJE said:Pfft. I'm a Canadian who looks like an Asian. This means that:
1) No one will bother to check the Canadian.
2) They will assume that I'm gay because I'm Canadian.
3) No one will bother to check the Asian.
4) People will ask me to do their math homework.
See..can't fight like a man...must be penis envy!Erzulie said:i have a 45 Ruger.. and im a damn good shot too..
I love you and all.. but fuck, i gots to do what i gots to do![]()

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