This is an IM conversation

[SoKlueles]

can u guess who it is???

him: i trimmed my pubes today
him: want pics?
me: no thanks
me: but thanks for the offer
him: why not
him: i thought u like penis pics
him: ill give u one flaccid and one erect
me: NOOOOOOOOO (insert name here) not by jailbait
him: im 16
him: not jailbait
him: im legal

 

[Sub-Zero]

whoever the fuck is talking to my lead lady like that is gunna have some serious problems in their future

 

[SoKlueles]

your gonna hit them with that huge arm of urs arent u??

what a guy

 

[Dial_tone]

Bbf

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Bbf

What is fucked up is she sure made it sound like me since I do trim my pubes and am known for having flacid penis pics however in this case it was not me.

 

[SoKlueles]

What is fucked up is she sure made it sound like me since I do trim my pubes and am known for having flacid penis pics however in this case it was not me.

lol
poor sub is BBF before he becomes legal..........sigh

now THATS fucked up

 

[jackangel]

you enjoy/encourage this retarded behaviour? mmm hmmm.

 

[jerkbox]

was it paulo?

 

[SoKlueles]

was it paulo?

paulo trims his pubes?

 

[Dial_tone]

lmao

 

[SoKlueles]

you enjoy/encourage this retarded behaviour? mmm hmmm.

i do not, but he keeps telling me personal stuff, like he bites his toenails and picks his nose and stuff...what do u say to stuff like that???
besides
get a shrink?

 

[jerkbox]

paulo trims his pubes?

i bet he probably does

 

[BileStew]

I told you Jon Bon Jovi was a fucking douche bag.

How'd you get his IM name?

 

[Smurfy]

its very obviously sublemonZ, ive seen this type of thing from him before but when im thru with him it usually ends with him saying "Great. Now Im going to kill myself"

 

[SoKlueles]

I told you Jon Bon Jovi was a fucking douche bag.

How'd you get his IM name?

he wants me and contacted me first.....theres something about douche bags that i love.....i always pick those....wtf is my problem?

 

[BradG]

Do I even need to guess?

 

[BileStew]

he wants me and contacted me first.....theres something about douche bags that i love.....i always pick those....wtf is my problem?

You have a hidden love for vinegar?

heh

 

[SoKlueles]

You have a hidden love for vinegar?

heh

cmere, let me shoot some vinegar in ur butt lol
i guess im glutton for punishment

 

[from zero]

I thought maybe fyxgel was trying out a new approach.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I thought maybe fyxgel was trying out a new approach.

Spell his name right. f-o-x-y-g-e-l

 

[SoKlueles]

i thought it was kygel?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i do not, but he keeps telling me personal stuff, like he bites his toenails and picks his nose and stuff...what do u say to stuff like that???
besides
get a shrink?

wat!?...thats the same thing you told me when i told you my penis kept sticking out of my bathingsuit leg

 

[SoKlueles]

you wear thongs?

 

[Sub-Zero]

you wear thongs?

no baby, im telling you that was on my head because i was sniffing your panty drawer

 

[SoKlueles]

no baby, im telling you that was on my head because i was sniffing your panty drawer

sigh, i knew my Monday and Wednesday undies were out of order.....you could have at least put them back in order, next time remember to do that ok?