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This has got to stop damn it!!!

Scotsman

Scotsman

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Ok so first Velvett called me snuggly, then last night a friend of mine called me cuddly. These fucking wussy names have got to stop.

I am not snuggly or cuddly. I have broken other mens bones and left them unconcious in a pool of their own blood. In my angry days I cracked more than one person's skull because it made me smile. And now I get these foofy adjectives shat upon me. This must stop. :evil: :chomp:

Ok sorry had to vent my frustration.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Lighten up Francis. ;)
 
One night this friend who is a girl, not girlfriend asked me to spoon with her...I said HONEY, if I get within a cock's length of you I'm trying to put it in!!!

We didn't spoon!!!

I feel for you Scotsman!!!
 
PatsFan34 said:
I said HONEY, if I get within a cock's length of you I'm trying to put it in!!!
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All she would've had to do is stay an inch away from you and she was safe.
 
Would you rather they call you "that fat-ass scarred up ugly scottish bitch"? I suppose I can see that... wait... no, no I can't. I like it when girls call me silly names, it means they don't think I'm scary b/c I'm so big, and they like it.
 
Lowest said:
Would you rather they call you "that fat-ass scarred up ugly scottish bitch"? I suppose I can see that... wait... no, no I can't. I like it when girls call me silly names, it means they don't think I'm scary b/c I'm so big, and they like it.
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First off who the fuck are you and why are you posting on my thread. Secondly I don't give a good fuck what you like or don't like.
 
First off bro... calm the fuck down, it's called a joke and you should learn to recognize one. Secondly... who I am is no more important than who you are, it's the internet. And lastly, if you don't care what other people like or don't like, why are you posting about it on here? You know when you post something like this other people will rag on you, I wasn't the first or the last. Just calm down bro, at your size, that kinda stress might kill ya sooner than you want :)
 
Scotsman said:
Pumpkin at least has a food conotation to it.

Jenscats- You and Lady Viking can call me anything as long as you share me. ;)

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Puddin' has a food conotation to it as well. I like chocolate pudding..... like the kind I may cover you with then......... ;)

And I don't share........
 
jenscats5 said:
Puddin' has a food conotation to it as well. I like chocolate pudding..... like the kind I may cover you with then......... ;)

And I don't share........
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Ok now puddin sounds great.

It's ok if you want to be selfish. :chomp:

On a side note I may never look at pudding the same way again.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Ok now puddin sounds great.

It's ok if you want to be selfish. :chomp:

On a side note I may never look at pudding the same way again.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Not after I get done with you, you won't...........
 
jenscats5 said:
Not after I get done with you, you won't...........
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OH the dirty thoughts are coming like the flood of a ruptured dam, I may need to leave work early and go shopping :p

Lady Viking- There's enough for leftovers, and they get better each time you reheat them. :evil:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
OH the dirty thoughts are coming like the flood of a ruptured dam, I may need to leave work early and go shopping :p

Lady Viking- There's enough for leftovers, and they get better each time you reheat them. :evil:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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;)
 
Highlander,

Any offers from women that involve pudding should be taken with serious determination. When they mention maple syrup or certain tropical fruits, I am lost in a dangerous place...
 
jenscats5 said:
Puddin' has a food conotation to it as well. I like chocolate pudding..... like the kind I may cover you with then......... ;)

And I don't share........
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Ugh, not another scat thread...
 
Mr. dB said:
Ugh, not another scat thread...
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You be quiet....... no comments from the peanut gallery....

Lady Viking said:
:worried:
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Sorry, LV, I was an only child so I never learned to share...... I admit I have a selfish streak....

ChefWide said:
Highlander,

Any offers from women that involve pudding should be taken with serious determination. When they mention maple syrup or certain tropical fruits, I am lost in a dangerous place...
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I also have a certain interest in activities with Green Jello as well as baby oil..... Puddin?
 
Scotsman said:
Ok so first Velvett called me snuggly, then last night a friend of mine called me cuddly. These fucking wussy names have got to stop.
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You're so cute when you're angry.
 
I've always been fond of Twinkletits. :)
 
Bor, if you dont want the chicks calling you girlie names, then stop posting your contest results where everyone can see them.

And don't PM me again asking if I could open another jar for you because the lid is stuck fruitcake.
 
alien amp pharm said:
At least they don't call you "nice".
That's the worse.
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:lmao: @ nice boy
 
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