the nature boy
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p0ink said:three cheers for showboating false sympathy on EF.
hip-hip-hooray.
i will try and mend my unsympathetic, uncouth, and obscene ways, just for you guys.
today, i will start by watching 24 straight hours of Lifetime Television programming followed by 36 hours of Oprah's televsion network.
after i have completed that, i will come back here and champion causes for the downtrodden and anyone else who just wasn't a winner of 'life's lottery'.
following my inauthentic transformation, i will post thread after thread with links to donate money to people who have brain parasites, mesothilioma, lupus MS, victims of shark attacks, and quadrapalegics.
i will change my avatar to a picture of a kitten with cute lettering at the bottom that says, 'Hang in there'.
and most importantly, i will be sure to remind you which National Awareness or Prevention day, week or month it is.
then will i be able to masturbate myself into oblivion by thinking what a kind, decent, caring, sincere, sympathetic humanitarian i have become.
cheers.
boy, you sure are angry. good luck with all that.