this guy probably gets laid more often than most guys here

[the nature boy]

three cheers for showboating false sympathy on EF.

hip-hip-hooray.

i will try and mend my unsympathetic, uncouth, and obscene ways, just for you guys.

today, i will start by watching 24 straight hours of Lifetime Television programming followed by 36 hours of Oprah's televsion network.

after i have completed that, i will come back here and champion causes for the downtrodden and anyone else who just wasn't a winner of 'life's lottery'.

following my inauthentic transformation, i will post thread after thread with links to donate money to people who have brain parasites, mesothilioma, lupus MS, victims of shark attacks, and quadrapalegics.

i will change my avatar to a picture of a kitten with cute lettering at the bottom that says, 'Hang in there'.

and most importantly, i will be sure to remind you which National Awareness or Prevention day, week or month it is.

then will i be able to masturbate myself into oblivion by thinking what a kind, decent, caring, sincere, sympathetic humanitarian i have become.

cheers.

boy, you sure are angry. good luck with all that.

 

[Lao Tzu]

three cheers for showboating false sympathy on EF.

hip-hip-hooray.

i will try and mend my unsympathetic, uncouth, and obscene ways, just for you guys.

today, i will start by watching 24 straight hours of Lifetime Television programming followed by 36 hours of Oprah's televsion network.

after i have completed that, i will come back here and champion causes for the downtrodden and anyone else who just wasn't a winner of 'life's lottery'.

following my inauthentic transformation, i will post thread after thread with links to donate money to people who have brain parasites, mesothilioma, lupus MS, victims of shark attacks, and quadrapalegics.

i will change my avatar to a picture of a kitten with cute lettering at the bottom that says, 'Hang in there'.

and most importantly, i will be sure to remind you which National Awareness or Prevention day, week or month it is.

then will i be able to masturbate myself into oblivion by thinking what a kind, decent, caring, sincere, sympathetic humanitarian i have become.

cheers.

Plus you'll make $80k a year, have 20 inch arms and get laid about 100 times.

 

[Paulos]

As long as you got the message you fucking pussy. I didnt think people used karma as their jedi knight internet faggot weapon anymore. I guess a fat pussy like you cant do much more than give someone some bad karma when they get upset. Fucking sissy.

Haha...for being such an insignificant "jedi internet faggot weapon" you sure have your panties in a bunch about it, enough so that you made a Quiz slamming me a couple times. I'm the loser?

Right.

P.S. We already have like 9 internet toughguys here that like to say repulsive shit behind the saftey and anonymity of a computer, you should find a new act, because I can guarantee you'd never say shit like that in real life.


p0ink - Did you wear alot of black makeup in High School?

 

[p0ink]

p0ink - Did you wear alot of black makeup in High School?

no, sorry. i was never into the whole goth thing.

i have been all about khaki pants/shorts and t-shirts since middle school. shit, i only own one band shirt, and i just purchased that at the last show i was at.

 

[p0ink]

LOL!

'juggalos fo life' -drunken weasel

 

[KAYNE]

HE SHOULD JUST DO HIMSELF A FAVOR AND KILL HIMSELF. WHO WOULD WANT TO LIVE LIKE THAT!!!

REMINDS ME OF THE SAYING "DEATH GOTTA BE EASY CUZ LIFE IS HARD".




KAYNE

 

[MortyJackson]

Haha...for being such an insignificant "jedi internet faggot weapon" you sure have your panties in a bunch about it, enough so that you made a Quiz slamming me a couple times. I'm the loser?

Right.

P.S. We already have like 9 internet toughguys here that like to say repulsive shit behind the saftey and anonymity of a computer, you should find a new act, because I can guarantee you'd never say shit like that in real life.


p0ink - Did you wear alot of black makeup in High School?

Sorry but you still are the loser.

What do you think you could do to me if i said it in real life? I would say it in real life if it was called for. Who gives a shit though.

 

[Paulos]

Who gives a shit though.

Good point, lets drop it.