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"dude im so fuckin horny i feel like i popped a pill or something...only thing on your mind is your dick lol! omg!"
fuck the ex fiance ! hahahaha
fuck the ex fiance ! hahahaha
this girl is funny
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different girl sayin that btw
no shes a REALLY nice person and shes honest and caring, come on bro dont say things like that
you dont get the clap from a blumpy. look it up
turd cutter brah, put it in her balloon knot
no shes a REALLY nice person and shes honest and caring, come on bro dont say things like that
you dont get the clap from a blumpy. look it up
Let's trynot to fall in love again so quick....
lol
- A -
Alaskan Pipeline - When you take a piece of shit, freeze it and stick
it up someone else's ass like a frozen shit butt plug.
Almond Jogging Suit - multi-man bukkake
Ambushed Paddington - Your banging a broad and you pull out just in
time only to finish all over her teddy bear.
Anal Ropeburn - When you wipe your ass too much, mainly due to the
fact that you had too many shits in a short period of time.
Angry Dragon - When a girl gives you a blowjob and you cum so hard it
comes out her nose
Angry Mule - When you are mounted doggy style on a girl and you
whisper into her ear, "I have Aids!" and then try to hold on until you
cum. See also "Brooklyn Rodeo".
Angry Pirate - Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't
want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold
her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As
she's stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins
really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If
you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
Angry Spider - an uncleanly asshole
Applause From The Back Row - When a man is doing a woman from behind
and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.
Arabian Goggles - 1. when you place your balls over a chick's eyes. 2.
When someone places their balls over another person's eyes while they
are asleep.
Ass Cactus - a particularly pointy and jagged feeling dump that hurts
your ass on it's way out.
Ass Gasket - those sanitary paper things that separate your ass from
the toilet seat in public restrooms.
Austrian Rinse Cycle - taking a piss during anal sex
Axe Wound - term for Vagina
- B -
B.M.W. - "Butt to Mouth Wash" - the transfer of your junk to your
partners mouth during anal sex. See Also "Boston Shocker" and "Dirty
Musket".
Backyard Jersey Sprinkler - fucking a girl in the ass and then
shooting your load all over her ass and back
Bad Weld - the uneven seam on the underside of a dudes scrotum that
holds the two halves of the sack together.
Bagged Lunch - you take a dump in your tighty-whities and then take
them off and beat a girl over the head with them.
Baltimore Blowfish - when your eating an ass and they fart causing
your cheeks to blow up like a blowfish
bastard boy floyd - when you grab a chick by the pig tails while
pounding her from behind. just before you blow your load, you forearm
her to the face twice blackening both of her eyes.
Bavarian Mudslide - Girl is lying on her back while propped up on her
elbows slobbing your knob, and you take a dump that slides down her
chest, causing skidmarks, just like in the old bavaria country
Bellbrook Burnout - when you pull out during anal sex and notice a
little derby on your prick so you slap her in the face with it leaving
a nice skid mark.
Benedict Arnold - 1. When you are banging a girl from behind and you
fake orgasm by spitting on her back only to blow it in your own hand
and rub it in her face when she isn't expecting it. 2. When you are
sitting in a bathroom stall and a guy sitting next to you asks for a
roll of toilet paper and when he reaches under, you shit in his hand.
Biscuit Grief - the trouble that ensues after eating your partners
shit realizing that their diet was less than desirable that day.
Blind Puppy - when during a blow job the girl rubs your junk all
around her mouth like a blind puppy looking for it's mothers nipple.
Bloomin' Onion - a prolapsed colon
Blow Out the Jake - take a shit
Boston Pancake - When you shit on a girl's chest and slam it
repeatedly with your balls until its flat and then cum all over it as
syrup.
Boston Shocker - the transfer of your junk to your partners mouth
during anal sex. See Also "B.M.W" and "Dirty Musket."
Boston Teabag - when you spill on a girls tits, lower your balls into
the mess, and then stamp her forehead with them.
Bowling Ball - when you stick your thumb in a chick's ass and then
your middle and index fingers in her vag. Also known as a "Brunswick"
or the "Gutter Ball"
Brainwash - when a guy orgasms while really far back in a girls throat
Brazilian Manflower - when a man tit-fucks a woman backwards and farts
in her face
Brooklyn Rodeo - See "Angry Mule"
Brown Boxer - anal fisting
Bubble Gum Gag - Stick your bag out of your pants and tell your
friends you have bubblegum on your pants. Everyone will look only to
find your creepy ball sack.
Bullwinkle Surprise - When you are fucking a girl from behind and you
hold your hands over your head like antlers while making all sorts of
moose noises, then when she turns to see what all the commotion is
about you punch her in the grill.
- C -
Cajun Hotstick - while chewing tobacco and fucking a girl you pull out
your hog, spit on it, and throw it back in her.
California Carwash - when you blow a load all over a girl's face and
rub your member back and forth in it
C.C. Van Sixx - that's when you stay up for three days doing a ton of
blow and never stop talking, next thing you know she leaves the house
and you never even fucked her.
Channeling Pavarotti - when a girl handles your nuts roughly during a blow job
Chicken Cutlet - while banging on the beach you pull your dick out,
dip it in the sand, and put it back in her
Chili Dog - crapping between a girl's tits then using the shit as lube
for a titty fuck.
Chocolate Hostage Release - to take a dump
Cleveland Steamer - to take a shit on one's chest. Also known as the
"Hot Lunch" and "Tapered Discipline"
Clogged Lizard - to insert a Q-Tip into the hole of the penis then get
jerked off
Coney Island Whitefish - a used condom floating in the water
Crab Ladder - the trail of pubes that go from the tackle to your belly
button. Also known as the "Happy Trail".
Crazy Lenny - 1. sexual act in which a guy runs from one side of the
room to his waiting partner at the other side and trying to "stick"
the landing. one point for vag, two points for balloon knot. Also
known as the "Grudge Fuck". 2. when two girls are getting it on in
front of a photographer and then decide to jerk the cameraman off
while he's still filming or taking photo's.
Creamy Renaldo - the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep
- D -
Dana Brittingham - is when you take a chick to a motel and make her
pay for it. Then you fuck her, and make her load the gear after the
show.
Day At The Spa - the act of shooting a load in your hand then rubbing
it in a chick's face
Defecation Detour - when your using the urinal and mid piss you
realize you better get to the stall.
Derby - little bits of shit left on your cock after anal sex
Dirty Bagpipe - to accidentally fart during a blowjob
Dirty Charles - When you take a shit in a toilet and grab it our by
hand and put it in your girlfriend's purse.
Dirty Cell Phone - while banging a chick from behind you stick your
finger in her ass then pull it out and stick it in her ear and ask,
"Can you hear me now?"
Dirty Eel - after anal sex you remove your used condom and slap the
girl in the face with it
Dirty Musket - see "Boston Shocker"
Dizzy Gillespie - See "Rusty Trombone"
Dog in a Bathtub - when you stuff your creepy nut sack into a chick's
ass. It will be as hard to keep in there as a Dog in a Bathtub.
Donna Anderson - when you bang a hooker, and then make her pay you the $200.00.
Donkey Punch - when you are doing a girl from behind, preferably in
the ass, and just as you are about to cum, you punch her in the back
of the head to make her "clench" up giving you an intense tight
orgasm.
Dracula Tea Bag - a tampon.
Dusty Sundae - when you fart on someone's ice cream before giving it them
- E -
Eiffel Tower - when one guy is fucking a chick in the ass and the
other is getting head from her and they "high five" over her head
- F -
Factory Rod - a dildo
Feeding the Five Thousand - eating a chick with a yeast infection.
(When Jesus fed the 5000, he gave them fish and bread).
Filthy Arab - when you pull your unit out of a chicks ass and it is
covered with crap
Filthy Carmex - when you apply shit from your ass to someone else's lips
Flying Dutchman, The - much like the Cleveland Steamer except the
person who just shit jumps and lands on the shit smearing it all over
the recipient
Flying Squirrel - when you remove just you balls and stretch them
apart with both hands creating a flying squirrel
Frothy Walrus - When you toss so much goo into a girl's mouth that it
comes out her nose.
Fruit Basket - As you moon somebody, push your penis and balls toward
their person, under your ass
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Glass Bottom Boat - the act of stretching plastic wrap over someone's
face and taking a dump on it
Golden Douche - the act of pissing into a girl while fucking her
Golden Enema - same as above only in the ass
Golden Lobster - the act of pissing in your hand and then pinching
your girlfriend's twat or nose
Gooch - the piece of skin between your balls and asshole. aka "Taint,"
"Nug," "Chode," and "Grundel"
Grocery Blast - to vomit
Grundel - the piece of skin between your balls and asshole. aka
"Taint," "Chode," "Gooch," and "Nug"
- H -
Hawaiian Shower - when ejaculating you create a series of spurts that
land an inch or so away from each other in a straight line. when done
it should look like the map of the Hawaiian Islands.
High Five - 1. when you take a dump so big it "slaps" your balls on
the way down. 2. slang term for HIV
Hillbilly Sunrise - when you wake up getting morning head only to find
it's actually your sister and yet you don't stop her.
Hot Air Balloon - when you suck a fart out of someone's ass
Hot Carl - when you stretch plastic wrap over one's face so they can
enjoy the warmth. also know as the "Hot Plate"
Hot Pocket - when you are fucking a chicks ass and she farts
Hovering Wash Cloth - when you are taking a bath and you grab and
stretch your sack with both hands to resemble a hovering or floating
wash cloth
Hurly - the act of puking into someone's ass. Best results are when
you place lips tightly over ass like blowing up a balloon.
- J -
Jani Bon Neil - when you shove bon bons up a chick's ass, and then
make her kneel to suck you off while you're blasting "Down Boys" on
the stereo.
Jelly Donut - when you splooge on a chick's face then punch her in the
nose making it bleed.
Jersey Turnpike - when you stick your middle finger up someone's ass
while jerking off
Jim Henson - when you are fisting someone so hard that you actually
lift them off the ground making it seem like they are a puppet.
John Wayne Toilet Paper - low quality toilet paper....it's rough and
tough and doesn't take shit off anybody.
John Wilkes Booth - fucking a girl from behind while sticking her head
in the toilet and flushing
- K -
Kentucky Snow Plow - ramming a chick from behind so hard that you keep
knocking her head into the headboard of the bed
King Louie - an erection
Kinky Garden Hose - when a girl gives you a handjob and as your about
to spill, she squeezes your dick really hard making it impossible to
ejaculate
Korean Hot Plate - to shit in someone's ear while they are asleep
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Landing Gear - this is what it's called when your balls get really
tight when you are about to shoot one
Lemonade Stand - to piss on someone who's laying down while you are standing up
Listening for the Train - when a woman's head is down to the floor
during doggy style as if she's listening for a train
Lucky Pierre - the guy who gets fucked in the ass while fucking
someone himself during a gay/bi sexual threesome
Lucky Stranger - the act of putting your hand to sleep and then
jerking off with it making it feel as if someone else is doing it.
Also known as the "Scary Uncle".
- M -
Manhattan Transfer - when one person takes a shit into a shirt then
stuffs it up someone else's ass
Milwaukee Moon Pie - when you take a sip of beer, then by pressing
your lips over your girl's asshole, you blow the whole sip of beer
into her. Sucking the beer back out refers to a "Milwaukee Transfer".
Monkey Crotch - the name of the condition when your ass crack, ball
zone, and thighs have that annoying irritation and with every step you
take, it feels like you've got drawers full of salty potato chips.
Monroe Transfer - the act of two people shitting into the same tube at
the same time
Muddy Mississippi - when you take a piss up a chick's ass just before
she takes a shit
Mule Lip - a vagina
Mutton Barracuda - a penis
- N -
Nolan Fastball - the act of blowing your goo into your hand then
throwing it in some poor sap's face. Also known as "The Nolan Heat" or
substitue your favorite pitcher's name.
- O -
Old Henry - when you make your fat friend run around for a while to
get all sweaty then you titty fuck him
Ostrich Matrix - when you fuck someone in the ass after burying their
head in the sand. when they suffocate, you take a dump on their corpse
to complete the act
Ozzy Stilbourne - when you fuck a chick with a rubber bat while she's
on the rag, and then you complain that her pussy is getting blood on
your bat.
- P -
Padlock, The - when you stick your own dick up your ass
Paranoid Butcher - a gay man...."has his meat delivered around the back."
Park Bench - when your in a threesome with 2 chicks and one sits on
your face while the other rides your cock and they kiss making you
look like a bench of sorts
Pearl Harbor - when in the middle of regular sex, you 'sneak attack'
your girlfriend by sticking it up her ass without any warning
Pearl Dragon - when you are getting oral and you smack the girl on the
back of the head as you blow your load causing it to shoot out her
nose.
Penalty Box - the act of pulling your shirt tightly over a chicks head
and punching her lights out while she's blowing you
Pile Driver - fucking a hemroid ridden asshole
Pirate Eye - screaming, "Arr Matey!!" while shooting a load in a chick's eye
Porcelain Blowhorn - the loud amplifying effect a toilet gives an average fart
Printing Press - when you need a ridiculous amount of toilet paper to
clean your shitty ass
- R -
Rabid Raccoon - when you pull shit from one's ass and rub it across
their eyes making 'em look like a raccoon
Red Allen - the blowjob your girl gives you when she's on the rag and
you can't have sex.
Rogaine Sanchez - when you smear shit all over one's bald head making
it appear as though they have hair
Roman War Helmet - when the man drapes his cock down over the chick's
nose and positions his balls over her eyes to look like the
traditional Roman helmet used during battle
Rotten Julio - the act of whacking off and taking a shit at the same time.
Rusty Bullet Hole - anus
Rusty Eyepatch - to shit in or on someone's eye
Rusty Lawnmower - when you shove a bundle of sandpaper in a chick's
ass, tie her by a rope to your car's bumper, and drive at a slow speed
so she has to jog to keep up.
Rusty Pitchfork - the act of sticking 4 fingers in your partners ass
Rusty Trombone - when a girl is eating a guy's ass then gives him a
reach around making it appear as though she's playing a trombone
- S -
Saskatchewan Snowstorm - the act of jizzing in an ice tray, freezing
it, and using the goo cubes in someone's rum cocktail.
Sleeping Bag - an uncircumcised penis.
Slump Buster - the "less than desirable" chick you bang after a long
sexless dry spell. After throwing one to the hag, you'll be swinging
for the fences in no time.
Shallow Hal - when you have sex with a girl who is nine months pregnant
Shy Rooster - a penis that appears to be rather small when flaccid but
once aroused becomes impressively huge.
Sloppy Joe - when a guy shits in a girl's vagina
Smokeless Ashtray - putting out your cigarette on a chicks wet pussy
Spawn Jellyfish - when you accidentally put on the sock you use as
your "goo rag" and as you walk around you end up re-hydrating the
crusty dried load, creating a sorta foaming jellyfish feel in between
your toes.
Splintered Clarinet - the chaffed and raw condition of one's junk
after whacking your bag way too many times in a single day, often
requiring a "cooling off period".
Spokes - the lines on ones asshole.
St. Louis Steamer - aka "The Cleveland Steamer"
- T -
Taime "Sex" Slaughter - when you dress in drag, have sex with a chick,
and then kill her after you're done.
Technicolored Laugh - to puke
Texas Belt Buckle - when you pull your bag up to where your belt
buckle should be outside your pants
Texas Doily - When you rub your horrifically itchy butt crack on the
arm of a friend's chair.
Texas Grab Bag - when you accidentaly knock a girl up, then wait 6
months, rip the fetus from her wretched womb and beat her over the
head with it.
The Cut That Never Heals - a vagina
Tumble Weed - when you get road head and right after you spill, you
open the door and toss the bitch out
- U -
Ugly Stanley - the face a girl makes during her orgasm
- W -
Wilmington Deluxe - fucking a chick's armpit
- Z -
Zombie Rod - the state of your penis after a marathon sex session
where the head of it is numb and no longer has feeling
WTF is a blumpy?no shes a REALLY nice person and shes honest and caring, come on bro dont say things like that
you dont get the clap from a blumpy. look it up
Plenty of very nice people have STDS, look it up.
But seriously, I Googled it, what's a blumpy, it's a non word.
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when you're taking a dump and gettin sucked off simultaneously
I'm open minded but, uh, no, that in no way sounds pleasant.
The only benefit I can see is potentially time saving but there are just some activities that are not meant to be mixed. Food and sex goes well together; disposing of food during sex, not.
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I confess to being very fanatical about bathroom privacy. If you aren't taking a shower with me, then you can leave, I don't even like my cats coming in with me. I look at them and say "Do I watch you when you use the pan?" they immediately turn around and leave.Clearly MM, you are too uptight to be open-minded about such things.
LOL i was kidding about her being nice and caring! Well she is as far as shes concerned for my cawk
what a slut she probably would give me a blumpy haha blowjob and dumpy who the fuck thinks of this shit
what a slut she probably would give me a blumpy haha blowjob and dumpy who the fuck thinks of this shit
Considering that you've made it quite clear that's all you're able to think about these days she sounds like the perfect woman for you. You have no respect for her, she has no respect for herself, and you're both horny. Look at all you have in common.
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Eastern Europeans are a bit less uptight about such things but I will readily admit that this whole blumpkin thing is the antithesis to what I find arousing. I mean, who the hell thinks up this stuff?!
MM you are being too hard on the young lad. I mean, empty meaningless sex has a time and a place, as long as all parties involved are consenting adults, I say, "Let them eat cake."
Men who aren't comfortable with asking for anal penetration. This way they get the feeling of something going through their rectum.Eastern Europeans are a bit less uptight about such things but I will readily admit that this whole blumpkin thing is the antithesis to what I find arousing. I mean, who the hell thinks up this stuff?!
In other words, men who are utterly terrified of getting in touch with their feminine side because they think "the geigh" is catching
Eastern Europeans are a bit less uptight about such things but I will readily admit that this whole blumpkin thing is the antithesis to what I find arousing. I mean, who the hell thinks up this stuff?!
MM you are being too hard on the young lad. I mean, empty meaningless sex has a time and a place, as long as all parties involved are consenting adults, I say, "Let them eat cake."
LOL idk who the hell thinks of this stuff, im sure i could come up with a couple. Ive already invented the word bimp, which is a baller and a pimp haha
its not that i dont respect her, but im trying to make up for all the sex i was held from when i was in the deathly relationship for the last 5 years of my life!
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You don't have to justify diddly to me.
As long as everyone that is present is a consenting adult (meaning no one is lying about anything - ie guy tells girl he is madly in love with her just to taste her nanni or girl tells guy that she has NEVER done anything like this before, he is the first - yea *wink* ok) I NEVER judge.
Empty, meaningless out and out animal lust-like sex is perfectly acceptable in my book between consenting adults.
Go for it, just remember not to wear any blinders.
Men who aren't comfortable with asking for anal penetration. This way they get the feeling of something going through their rectum.
In other words, men who are utterly terrified of getting in touch with their feminine side because they think "the geigh" is catching
I disagree
I let chicks put stuff in my ass all the time
but I still like a good blumpkin every now and again. Who wouldnt?
I've never had a problem with him, or anyone on this board, having empty, meaningless sex. The vast majority of people not just in this country, but in the world, spend their entire lives having nothing but the sexual equivalent of McDonalds.
As for our pet narcissist, gladiator
Did I not encourage the vacuous boy to fuck the vacuous slut? As long as he stays out of Philosophy and Religion telling everyone what a Good Christian he is I don't care if he headlines in a donkey show. I’m a true pagan, E, I do not have problems with wanton promiscuity, I have problems with hypocrisy.
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I've never had a problem with him, or anyone on this board, having empty, meaningless sex. The vast majority of people not just in this country, but in the world, spend their entire lives having nothing but the sexual equivalent of McDonalds.
As for our pet narcissist, gladiator
I’m a true pagan, E, I do not have problems with wanton promiscuity, I have problems with hypocrisy.
MM, I've said this a thousand times but I don't mind repeating myself in such situations:
remind me NEVER to piss you off.
What's so funny is that I'm such a pleasant person IRL and I've never been pissed off on the board. Everyone thinks I get all hot and bothered and shit. I wonder if it's because I'm verbose? I'm just wordy because I can type easily and nearly as quickly as I speak but I get tired of explaining that to people
Wulf, you are the exception to the rule. What is it with you and poop? You must have had some fucking weird toilet training or something ...
I'd actually almost pay to analyze your sexual fetishes.
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call me gay but if a chick slides a finger up my ass while im getting head I have the most intense orgasms ever
I've never had a problem with him, or anyone on this board, having empty, meaningless sex. The vast majority of people not just in this country, but in the world, spend their entire lives having nothing but the sexual equivalent of McDonalds.
As for our pet narcissist, gladiator
I’m a true pagan, E, I do not have problems with wanton promiscuity, I have problems with hypocrisy.
What makes you dictate where I go on this site?
How about you stay off my threads thats a lot easier imo. Im not a pet unless its role play time
Little boy, it's specifically because you are so remarkably easy to rattle that I enjoy haunting your threads.
And calling you a "pet narcissist" on this site, of all sites, is, in it's own way, a backhanded compliment. The irony is wasted on you, of course, but let's put it this way, kid, you uh, stand out in the field
Neither do I care if you post in Philosophy & Religion. I just can't stand your hypocrisy. I merely ask that you not pass judgement on how others live their spiritual lives while maintaining your own moral rectitude, nothing more.
Little boy, it's specifically because you are so remarkably easy to rattle that I enjoy haunting your threads.
And calling you a "pet narcissist" on this site, of all sites, is, in it's own way, a backhanded compliment. The irony is wasted on you, of course, but let's put it this way, kid, you uh, stand out in the field
Neither do I care if you post in Philosophy & Religion. I just can't stand your hypocrisy. I merely ask that you not pass judgement on how others live their spiritual lives while maintaining your own moral rectitude, nothing more.
Yea and I merely ask that you dont call me little boy, a pet, and get off my threads
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no shes a REALLY nice person and shes honest and caring, come on bro dont say things like that
you dont get the clap from a blumpy. look it up
she's
she's
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Little boy, it's specifically because you are so remarkably easy to rattle that I enjoy haunting your threads.
And calling you a "pet narcissist" on this site, of all sites, is, in it's own way, a backhanded compliment. The irony is wasted on you, of course, but let's put it this way, kid, you uh, stand out in the field
Neither do I care if you post in Philosophy & Religion. I just can't stand your hypocrisy. I merely ask that you not pass judgement on how others live their spiritual lives while maintaining your own moral rectitude, nothing more.
Amazing, have you ever tried to explain why there is air to a fish? I think most of what you say in response to his threads are pretty much lost somewhere between anger and horny. OH vacuous comes to mind as well.
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good word ... can I use it?
will it help me score teh poon?
Main Entry: vac·u·ous
Pronunciation: \ˈva-kyə-wəs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin vacuus
Date: circa 1660
1 : emptied of or lacking content
2 : marked by lack of ideas or intelligence : stupid, inane <a vacuous mind> <a vacuous movie>
3 : devoid of serious occupation : idle
I calls 'em as I sees 'em, kid. Assuming your posts are an accurate reflection of your intellect and personality you're a boy wearing a man suit with an overinflated opinion of himself.Yea and I merely ask that you dont call me little boy, a pet, and get off my threads
You're not even all that interesting to flame, I'm just really, really bored with working today and the board is otherwise dead
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ohhh that's gross.
be smart though... Wrap it up or clap it up
be smart though... Wrap it up or clap it up
Oh, I know. But I get enough green from people who get the humor and break up laughing (and your wife is one of them) that it encourages me to continue to seek new depths
I never fight with my husband, Grump, what else am I going to do? I can't kick my cats, I have to live with them. Who knows, maybe gladiator might get so frustrated he'll be compelled to open a dictionary someday and actually see what I said to him!
Remember the "RIF" program from days gone by? I'm an optimist at heart, you know. I'm looking at it as sort of like that, only with steroids and references to perverse sexual activity. I consider intellectual prodding through overly verbose flaming just one of my many community services
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Oh, I know. But I get enough green from people who get the humor and break up laughing (and your wife is one of them) that it encourages me to continue to seek new depths
I never fight with my husband, Grump, what else am I going to do? I can't kick my cats, I have to live with them. Who knows, maybe gladiator might get so frustrated he'll be compelled to open a dictionary someday and actually see what I said to him!
Remember the "RIF" program from days gone by? I'm an optimist at heart, you know. I'm looking at it as sort of like that, only with steroids and references to perverse sexual activity. I consider intellectual prodding through overly verbose flaming just one of my many community services
MM before you can be perverse there needs to be activity. As with most here, they have an e-life and a real-life never shall they meet. Or "I am a stud that every woman wants but I pee on her face" Internet is awesome, everyone can be who they want to be. I read most of these "e-man threads" and pass them by.
I have never figured this "e-thing" since I read the firat thread about me being an alter. I am amazed and impressed with you. If I had a job I could visit you guys!
I don't get it either. I seen posts from people whom I personally know and they're lying through their teeth on message boards. But the hell of it is, they're lying about dumb shit, and I'll give you examples of what I'm talking about: Talking smack about their ex's (on message boards) to people who have never known their ex and have no possibilty of meeting their ex; lying about the circumstances of their divorce; not admitting to little frailties like not being able to stomach the sight of blood or saying they went biking when they can't ride a bike. Really, really stupid things.
I can understand shaving a few pounds off your weight, adding a few inches of height (or uh, length), or even overstating your economic status, but bullshit lies just leave me scratching my head.
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That's some interesting stuff right there.
I'd be scratching my head too, that is if the damned scabies didn't have me remove most of it already.
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