This girl I know just completely and randomly sent me a *picture of her ass

[EnderJE]

because all the men here are built like Greek Gods.

You forgot our diamond wallets and 3% bodyfat.

Too bad none one ever mentions being happy.

 

[sardonicone]

I'll go on the record right now and say I'm not happy.

Most days, I'm not even close.

 

[EnderJE]

I was under the impression that we were strictly friends, then without warning about an hour ago I get this little number on my phone with the message "Like what you see?". Is it the if you got it flaunt it philosophy? She def. does not have it though

She wants to have your baby...


...wait a sec.

 

[the_clockwork]

where r tits?

 

[pdaddyII]

paddy how did you reply?

I simply didn't respond, after a few minutes she asked me if I got it and I told her that my phone plan didn't have the picture plan. If she attempts to come on to me in a more personal manner I will break it down to her...in a very gentlmanly fashion of course.

 

[pdaddyII]

Here's you fucking boob shot

 

[string_bean00]

would totally hit that

 

[Phaded]

me 2 i'd hit it.. but i'd rather bang stringbean..

 

[string_bean00]

me 2 i'd hit it.. but i'd rather bang stringbean..

fuck bro it ain't gay as long as we don't talk

 

[pdaddyII]

fuck bro it ain't gay as long as we don't talk

No, it's as long as your balls don't touch...right?