this chick at work I was going to ask out (funny stuff)

[big_bad_buff]

this chick at work is alwys leaving like 30 min after i get there, and we always bs for like 5 min. she knows my name but i have no clue what hers is. she's not that hot or anything, good body and all, but theres just something about her, she has a real bright smile and is real nice, so i thought i'd see if she's like to do something sometime.

anyways, i go up to some dude that works in her dep, and i'm like hey, whats her name? he's like " her name is lori, she's single, has one kid and another one coming in about 7 months hahahahahahah slut

 

[bran987]

ooooooohhhhh lol yeah damn she'd be about the easiest lay you could find.. desperate as all hell I'm sure

 

[onerepmaximum]

this chick at work is alwys leaving like 30 min after i get there, and we always bs for like 5 min. she knows my name but i have no clue what hers is. she's not that hot or anything, good body and all, but theres just something about her, she has a real bright smile and is real nice, so i thought i'd see if she's like to do something sometime.

anyways, i go up to some dude that works in her dep, and i'm like hey, whats her name? he's like " her name is lori, she's single, has one kid and another one coming in about 7 months hahahahahahah slut

At least you know she scroggs. She has trophies and shit.

 

[big_bad_buff]

She has trophies and shit.

lol pretty much..7 months of fun i guess

 

[Dial_tone]

How does he know? She wouldn't show at 2 months.

 

[Smurfy]

go for it.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

yes.. because only sluts have kids.. ????

Just think a little alcahol and the right condition.. that could be YOUR kid.. you WERE thinking of asking her out....

 

[Carmen]

THATS MY SISTER YOU JUST CALLED A SLUT!!!!
ok, its not.
some guys LUV a pregnant woman... go for it...

 

[Dial_tone]

You don't have to wonder about her fuckin somebody else....you already know.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL.. I keep thinking about that movie dogma where Jay and Silent Bob are hagnign out in front of the aboprtion clinic to pick up chicks because they are sure to be sluts...

hilarious movie.

 

[coverguy]

Don't let that BS stop you from getting to know her if you think there is something there. However, if you're definitely not down for someone with a kid (don't want that added responsibility/issue) then don't waste either her or your time.

 

[Y_lifter]

At least you wouldn't have to worry about knocking her up..

 

[sigweed]

How does he know? She wouldn't show at 2 months.

probably was the dude's

 

[Becoming]

some guys LUV a pregnant woman... go for it...

saw one at the gym last week... she was pretty nice looking - pretty big too, at least 6-8 months...

I was thinking to myself.... "I'd hit it"

 

[Carmen]

saw one at the gym last week... she was pretty nice looking - pretty big too, at least 6-8 months...

I was thinking to myself.... "I'd hit it"

i got hit on ALOT when i was pregnant. at first i just thought guys turned into total gentlemen when a pregnant woman is around, but sometimes they were a little obvious.
bigger lips, bigger tits and everything is sensitive... it was good.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Sugarplum why must you torture me like that..

it probably sounds weird but Ive alwyas found pregnant women to be beautiful.. and sexy.

 

[Dial_tone]

I find gettin 'em pregnant more a turnon than them bein pregnant

 

[Becoming]

i got hit on ALOT when i was pregnant. at first i just thought guys turned into total gentlemen when a pregnant woman is around, but sometimes they were a little obvious.
bigger lips, bigger tits and everything is sensitive... it was good.

LOL - someone should make a REAL MILF site - with preggs... LOL

 

[Carmen]

Sugarplum why must you torture me like that..

it probably sounds weird but Ive alwyas found pregnant women to be beautiful.. and sexy.

you're not alone in that feeling, obviously.