This board is like my bowels.

[NoDaddyNo]

My bowels go through annoyingly long periods of inactivity and then occasionally have a really hilarious outburst that keeps me busy for a good 10 minutes.

Earlier today, I had something horrific come out of my ass - the smell was only something that I can describe as being what I imagine evil smells like. A mix of body odor, salsa, rotting animals, ammonia, and bleach.

I have no idea what it is or was - but I'm scared that what I might be experiencing is fake cancer.
I know that the post order on the board is thought to cause fake cancer - and now I'm scared that maybe the new ad positions are just exacerbating the issue.

Can anyone give me any insight on this? What are the first signs of fake cancer? Like I mentioned in another post, I never wear tank tops, nor do I ever use hair gel - so I think that should lower my risk factors.

Thanks muffins.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

"This board is like my bowels. "

so loose it hisses when it breaks wind, and vaguely resembles a mans fist?

 

[NoDaddyNo]

"This board is like my bowels. "

so loose it hisses when it breaks wind, and vaguely resembles a mans fist?

When I fart, there is no hissing.

And the only thing on my that resembles a man's fist is... well, my fist.

It sounds like your fake cancer might have spread to your head.

 

[kronk]

Spastic Colon?

 

[NoDaddyNo]

did you look at what came out of your ass?

Do you even need to ask this? I can't take my eyes off of it when I shit. Just mounds and mounds of fetid shit, glazed over with a layer of oozing filth.
How could one not just stare?

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Spastic Colon?

I'm suprised he hasn't used that for another screen name yet!

 

[ajtomasi]

did you look at what came out of your ass?

 

[ajtomasi]

when ever i have a real good one i get someone else to verify, ie. girlfriend, mom, neighbor, water-meter reader guy.

 

[tuc biscuit]

when ever i have a real good one i get someone else to verify, ie. girlfriend, mom, neighbor, water-meter reader guy.

Whenever I do a good one I don a trilby hat for the rest of the day and place said todd in the centre groove. Can you say...admiring glances.