this board is bullshit

[Obnoxious White Guy]

actually the entire internet is bullshit, total waste of time, not even real, just some strange sexy algorithm that spits words and pictures at you, words and pictures that make you engorged and angry, so angry and very, very horny you want to bash yourself in the face then just grab your co-workers generous tits and then, AND THEN, do something really crazy...

i think i have had enough...i'm banging way too much tren and test right now...my nuts are totally representative of my impotent, displaced rage...i wanna just go and kick puppies or the homeless...or the homeless's puppies...i'm sitting on the ninth floor of a major research facility and i want to just jump out the window, do a ninja roll, get up and then die in a hail of police gunfire...

and it's not even two oclock yet...i get batshit crazy at two oclock...

OWG

ps .38 Special totally kicks ass

 

[decem]

how does one bang tren?

 

[Obnoxious White Guy]

a) take a corner of your favorite coffee table...a good sharp one
b) coat it in yellow tren oil...
c) ram your thick fucking skull into it ED...

this is what i'm recommending for good gains...

 

[#!/usr/bin/perl]

ps .38 Special totally kicks ass

Heeeheee.
You listen to .38 Special!

 

[Obnoxious White Guy]

i can't help but listen to it, it comes out of my fillings...

 

[Advaik]

...i'm sitting on the ninth floor of a major research facility and i want to just jump out the window, do a ninja roll, get up and then die in a hail of police gunfire...

Can you post a clip of that? Not that I don't believe you wouldn't do it, I just think it would be cool to watch.

 

[the nature boy]

the whole .38 special reference totally gives it away. it's a mod for sure. and he once had a mullet. that's all I'm saying.

 

[WODIN]

I like the whole gunfire idea. Go down in a blaze of glory.

 

[beastboy]

the whole .38 special reference totally gives it away. it's a mod for sure. and he once had a mullet. that's all I'm saying.

I was thinking DOT...

 

[HappyScrappy]

Dear Mr. Mayonnaise, please say hi to all the other gym teachers. I hope you get better soon. Hug the one in the back for me and give the other one a kiss. Gotta love the Fugees.

step off.

 

[the nature boy]

I was thinking DOT...

it's probably the guy who was assassin X, and nobody knew who he was either.

 

[Sexual Mustard]

list me