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this bitch shit on my self esteem

I used to see this girl at school, I had class with her, I thought she was cute and I had a crush on her while in school. I found out she had a BF. still thought she was cute and nice. Well I would run into her once and a while, she would always make eye contact more then normal at bars, I would say hi and talk to her for a bit. Ive had her phone number since college. Well I moved to Asia, come back home (she is still in school or lives near campus)


I see her last night, She is checking me out (ok everytime I see her, I am with good looking girls (not fucking the girls I am with lol) but I dont look creepy.
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anyways, I send her a text. "hey this is Joey _______ "

who is Joey?


WTF!

HOW DARE HER! She forgot my name!

only if that bitch new I had a new lambo LP640
 
might be playin hard to get. she just doesnt want to let you know she remembers you, but shes gettin all swampy down low
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
I used to see this girl at school, I had class with her, I thought she was cute and I had a crush on her while in school. I found out she had a BF. still thought she was cute and nice. Well I would run into her once and a while, she would always make eye contact more then normal at bars, I would say hi and talk to her for a bit. Ive had her phone number since college. Well I moved to Asia, come back home (she is still in school or lives near campus)


I see her last night, She is checking me out (ok everytime I see her, I am with good looking girls (not fucking the girls I am with lol) but I dont look creepy.
-
anyways, I send her a text. "hey this is Joey _______ "

who is Joey?


WTF!

HOW DARE HER! She forgot my name!

only if that bitch new I had a new lambo LP640


I'd fuck you bro





















if I were pick3
 
I remember her bf was some mocca colored looking punk kid. Ive seen pics of him with a giant photo of tupac on a t shirt.

see if she banging tom brady, I cant talk shit but this cat? jeans shorts and tall T's.

fuck it, 1000 hot chics out there. at least non of my buddies know. and no, non you losers are my buddies
 
This is clearly a sign that you should switch teams. If I'm not mistaken KB is single and very fond of you.
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
I remember her bf was some mocca colored looking punk kid. Ive seen pics of him with a giant photo of tupac on a t shirt.

see if she banging tom brady, I cant talk shit but this cat? jeans shorts and tall T's.

fuck it, 1000 hot chics out there. at least non of my buddies know. and no, non you losers are my buddies

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dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
I used to see this girl at school, I had class with her, I thought she was cute and I had a crush on her while in school. I found out she had a BF. still thought she was cute and nice. Well I would run into her once and a while, she would always make eye contact more then normal at bars, I would say hi and talk to her for a bit. Ive had her phone number since college. Well I moved to Asia, come back home (she is still in school or lives near campus)


I see her last night, She is checking me out (ok everytime I see her, I am with good looking girls (not fucking the girls I am with lol) but I dont look creepy.
-
anyways, I send her a text. "hey this is Joey _______ "

who is Joey?


WTF!

HOW DARE HER! She forgot my name!

only if that bitch new I had a new lambo LP640

Maybe you will learn now.

This kind of shit is why Java, lestat, and Swole bang average chicks.
 
nimbus said:
wait so you didn't talk to her after that? did she see it was you texting her?

I sent her a text today this afternoon. not last.


Ok I fucked up my story. Let me un nigger this story.

I walk into the bar, walk right by her, she looks at me. I look at her as I am walking, I then make eye contact with as I am at the bar maybe 15 feet away from her (it was crowded as hell I could not get over to her)

We go to the bar next store, I see her again as I am walking though the bar. no time to talk as I was in a big line passing thru.
 
nimbus said:
wait so you didn't talk to her after that? did she see it was you texting her?

I make sure they see me texting them. Then I shoot them this.

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LOL. That's happened to me before. You mistake their friendliness for showing interest in you. If you be not interested bitch, than look away to give me a clue. lol
 
How long were you in asia? If I don't hear from someone for a while, I take their number out of my phone. So if someone texts me "this is ______" and I either know more than one or the one I know I haven't heard from in ages, I'm going to want clarification.
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
I used to see this girl at school, I had class with her, I thought she was cute and I had a crush on her while in school. I found out she had a BF. still thought she was cute and nice. Well I would run into her once and a while, she would always make eye contact more then normal at bars, I would say hi and talk to her for a bit. Ive had her phone number since college. Well I moved to Asia, come back home (she is still in school or lives near campus)


I see her last night, She is checking me out (ok everytime I see her, I am with good looking girls (not fucking the girls I am with lol) but I dont look creepy.
-
anyways, I send her a text. "hey this is Joey _______ "

who is Joey?


WTF!

HOW DARE HER! She forgot my name!

only if that bitch new I had a new lambo LP640

post pics of car!
 
nefertiti said:
How long were you in asia? If I don't hear from someone for a while, I take their number out of my phone. So if someone texts me "this is ______" and I either know more than one or the one I know I haven't heard from in ages, I'm going to want clarification.

Damn, it sure would be fun to meet/flirt with you.

Most girls say..

Do I know you? (pought lips and flip hair)

You look so familiar. (tee hee and cleavage shown)

Nerfeti...

I AM GOING TO WANT CLARIFICATION.


Talk about a boner killer.
 
all the whey said:
Damn, it sure would be fun to meet/flirt with you.

Most girls say..

Do I know you? (pought lips and flip hair)

You look so familiar. (tee hee and cleavage shown)

Nerfeti...

I AM GOING TO WANT CLARIFICATION.


Talk about a boner killer.

lol, how did I know you would jump all over that post. But I thought you'd go a different direction with it, I admit. Obviously I don't put it like that - and face to face is different. I just think it's completely egomaniacal to expect someone who hasn't seen or spoken to you in a long time to immediately connect based on a text message.
 
nefertiti said:
lol, how did I know you would jump all over that post. But I thought you'd go a different direction with it, I admit. Obviously I don't put it like that - and face to face is different. I just think it's completely egomaniacal to expect someone who hasn't seen or spoken to you in a long time to immediately connect based on a text message.

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nefertiti said:
THAT is what I was expecting from you the first time :lmao:

I couldn't pass up your totally unsexy Robot reply.
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
see I had a crush on her, so I know her name, her social security number and her blood type. but she didnt even remember my name! fuck.

shit dude, now you have to change your name if you ever want to talk to her again
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
isnt Tommy the guy who used to slap the shit out of you, and you always had to clean his shit stain underwear?


No dumbass, his name was Joey. I fixed him though...
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
I used to see this girl at school, I had class with her, I thought she was cute and I had a crush on her while in school. I found out she had a BF. still thought she was cute and nice. Well I would run into her once and a while, she would always make eye contact more then normal at bars, I would say hi and talk to her for a bit. Ive had her phone number since college. Well I moved to Asia, come back home (she is still in school or lives near campus)

I see her last night, She is checking me out (ok everytime I see her, I am with good looking girls (not fucking the girls I am with lol) but I dont look creepy.
-
anyways, I send her a text. "hey this is Joey _______ "

who is Joey?

WTF!

HOW DARE HER! She forgot my name!

only if that bitch new I had a new lambo LP640
1. I sincerely hope the "outrage" expressed in this post is meant as <sarc>. If not, please get over yourself immediately :qt:

2. The phrase is "How dare she!" How dare her needs a noun, e.g., how dare her ass would be acceptable.
 
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